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Rakuga presents...
James Snuggly: GADFINGER!
In a room, Snuggly is laying on a bed in boxer shorts next to a beautiful girl
Ali Snuggly: I’ll be back in a minute baby.
Girl: No problem, hot stuff.
Ali Snuggly: I’m just going to get us some wine.
Girl: Cool.
Snuggly throws on a dressing gown, and leaves through the door.
Snuggly: A glass of your very best wine sir.
Waiter: As you wish.
Snuggly: Put it on my tab please.
Waiter: Will do sir.
Snuggly returns upstairs.
Snuggly: I’m back my dearest… NO! NOOOOOO!
His one nightstand is covered in games and dvds. Her hand reaches out of them.
Snuggly: Suffocated in GADS!! Who would do such a thing.
He feels her pulse.
Snuggly: Oh no she’s dead! This is terrible! Ah well. Wait a minute! This means I’m single baby yeh!!
(Austin powers music begins to paly)
Snuggly throws all his clothes off and runs outside. A cleaner walks past with a laundry tub, it covers his bits. She then sees him and faints. Snuggly gets into the lift. He presses the button and turns around… but the view is blocked by an old ladies head.
30 seconds later…
We see Snuggly thrown out of the doors.
Manager: AND DON’T COME BACK!!
Snuggly covering up his parts runs into the SR towers building and into a changing room where he gets changed. He then gets into a lift. We move to one of the top floors where the Mattt formally known as Hercules, walks into sight, then starts clicking his fingers, he grabs a mike…. Music starts playing.
Mattt: GAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDfinggggger. (He clicks his fingers) He’s the man, the man with a mildest touch. (He clicks his fingers) A spider’s touch. Such a cold finnnnnnnggger.. Beckons you to enter his web of sin! But don’t go in! Gaden words he will pour in your ear but his lies…
Hybrid Valves: Hey you! This is a top-secret building! How did you get in here?!?! Why are you wearing staff clothes?! Hey wait a minute! Weren’t you here yesterday?
Mattt: Leg it!
Mattt drops his microphone and jumps through the window. Glass shatters as he flies through and disappears.
Hybrid Valves: Well that was stupid. This is the 10th floor up…
T: Hello James.
Snuggly: James?
T: Yes, since I changed my name from Tony to T I thought it would be even more authentic if we changed your first name from Ali to James. You know to give a spy kind of feel.
Snuggly: You changed my name without my consent?
T: Yes by deed pol.
Snuggly: What was wrong with Ali?
T: Look if you want to keep your job you must be called James.
Snuggly: Ok Tony..
T: It’s T!
Snuggly: Ok sorry T.
T: Good. Anyway James, I heard about your one nightstand being suffocated by GADs. We believe it to be a man by the name of Douch. Do you know that fellow?
Snuggly: C. Douch? Yes, What about him?
T: Yes Mr. C Douch as you may be aware has recently become very wealthy in the GAD winners table.
Snuggly: I noticed. Since you make me pick them.
T: Yes but don’t you think it’s getting a bit strange that he’s jumped from 17 gameadays to 50 gameadays in just 40 days?
Snuggly: What can I say, he’s been trying extra hard.
T: Well we think it’s more than that.
Snuggly: No it’s definitely 50.
T: No I mean, we think he’s up to something.
Snuggly: How did you work that out?
T: Well look at this email.
Tony clicks a button, up on the screen appears an email.
T: We sent him this.
It reads “Dear C Douch, are you up to something?”
T: This is what we got back.
It reads “No! You can’t prove nothing! I won those GADs fair and square!”
Snuggly: Interesting.
T: We’re sending you in to investigate!
Snuggly: Can’t I just be a normal salesman and sell products to people.
T: No you’re a spy. It’s my dream so get to work. Now go to see B.
Snuggly: B????
B: Hey James! T changed my name to B.
Snuggly: Why? There was nothing wrong with Brad.
B: Well Tony wanted me to be the weapons and gadgets person. And in the Bond films his name is Q, so T suggested I became B.
Snuggly: This is going to get really confusing.
B: Not really.
Snuggly: Anyone else change their name by deed pol.
B: Yes. Shroeder changed her name to Miss Moneypenny.
Snuggly: Anyone else?
B: Nope that’s pretty much it. Anyway, I’ve made some gadgets that you may find handy. Here’s the first.
B hands Snuggly a small model of a car.
Snuggly: It’s a remote control car.
B: Yes but not ANY remote control car.
Snuggly: Go on…
B: This one can be used to trip people up by driving it into peoples legs.
Snuggly: Go on…
B: No that’s it.
Snuggly: Any remote control car can do that!
B: Fine maybe your appreciate my other gadget.
Snuggly: Which is…
B:A slow acting taser! Point this baby at someone for a long duration of time, and they may develop cancer of some description!
Snuggly: It’s a mobile phone.
B: No…
Snuggly: Yes it is. It’s a mobile phone that has been painted red and has “taser” written on the side of it.
B: Okay! Fine! Then maybe you’ll appreciate this other gadget of mine! Chewing gum!
Snuggly: What does this do? Does it blow up when you break it in half and stick both halves together?
B: No.
Snuggly: Then what does it do?
B: It’s cinnamon flavour! The chewer will spit it out instantly giving you enough time to kick him in the balls!!
Snuggly: Oh.
B: And I’ve got one more gadget!
Snuggly: Go on… (he sighs)
B: I tried really hard on this one, and I think you’ll agree this is the greatest gadget ever!
Snuggly: I don’t have the highest expectations put please go on.
B: Tada!
B pulls out a banana.
Snuggly: It’s a banana.
B: Yes but not any banana!
Snuggly shakes his head.
B: This banana can be thrown at monkeys trained by a evil person and distract them for several minutes! As it is the nicest banana ever made! Every single monkey will run up to it and eat it! They will fight over it! Isn’t that great.
Snuggly: Yes but how many times has an evil person sent monkeys out to do his dirty work.
B: Er.
Snuggly: Exactly. Okay, do you mind if I take the Special Reserve car?
B: Yeh sure, just be real careful as if you press one of those red buttons on the side door the respective passenger seats will eject.
Snuggly: You do realise that is a gadget. It’s actually more impressive than your banana, chewing gum, taser and remote control car put together!
B: Nah it’s just a hobby. Anyone can do that.
Snuggly sighs, gets into the car and drives off.
Snuggly: Ohh in-car television. And Baywatch is on!!!
Some females bouncing bosoms are interrupted by a videophone message.
T: Hi there James, it’s time for business. C. Douch is hanging out at his home in the countryside of Hertfordshire. I’m giving his exact location here. Your mission is to infiltrate the building, find out his game, and report back to us than stop whatever dastardly scheme he’s up to! Me and H will sit outside in a car watching you, and goggling at the topless chicks on the beach!
Snuggly: H?
T: Yes I just changed Hybrid Valves name to H by deed pol.
Snuggly: Oh.
Snuggly: Ahah this must be Mr. C Douch’s residence.
Snuggly drives up the long long drive.
5 minutes later
Snuggly: This drive is exhausting. I need some energy. Oh yes the banana.
Snuggly eats the banana.
Snuggly: Well done B it did come in handy.
10 minutes later
Snuggly: Bloomin heck this is long.
Snuggly stops by the door and gets out. He walks in, and is confronted by a secretary.
Snuggly: Hello madam, I’m here to speak with Mr. Douch.
Secretary: Mr. Douch is busy right now.
Snuggly: What is he up to?
Secretary: He’s planning to blow up some GAD reserves or something in Fort SR, whether that’s your business or not is another matter. What do you need to speak to him about?
Snuggly: I need to find out his plans. But obviously you’ve just done that for me.
Secretary: Do you have a name?
Snuggly: The names Snuggly. Ali. I mean James Snuggly. Can I try that again? That sound bite was bad. (clears his throat) The names Snuggly, James Snuggly.
Secretary: I’m Pu$$y Galore.
Snuggly: Tee hehehe!! You know what that sounds like! Haahhaha! (falls on the floor and starts rolling around laughing)
Pu$$y Galore: Yes I know Mr Snuggly, enough of the immaturity!
Snuggly: Wait a minute, you’re that bird who keeps getting into Hybrid Valves, I mean H’s car everytime he leaves work!
Pu$$y Galore: No I’m not. That guy from Steps is an absolute poof! I’d never go near him!
Snuggly: Sigh never mind. I know you’re not Pu$$y Galore anyway. You’re that Mystique bird!
Pu$$y Galore: No!! (blushes). I AM Pu$$y Galore
Snuggly: That sounds soooooo funny!! Hahahaha! (falls on the floor and starts rolling around laughing again).
Pu$$y Galore: Ohhh grow up.
Snuggly: Sorry. I am amused most easily. You should try spending all your life chained to a desk skimming through hundreds of posts written by spotty adolescents with nothing better to do with their time. Hundreds of film spoofs thousands of words long! How can anyone write a spoof that long! There was one guy called MoJoJoJo! Bloomin’ ell the stuff he wrote! I gave him a GAD in the hope I’d shut him up, but then what happens? He only writes more! So I give him another GAD again and he does it again.
Pu$$y Galore: Calm down. You seem tense… let me get you a drink. We can sit down outside in the sun.
Pu$$y pours Snuggly a cup of tea, and leads him outside, seating him.
Pu$$y Galore: Don’t worry. Let the cup of tea fix it.
Snuggly: It’s just I lived in that hell for TWENTY years! Then Tony decided he wanted to expand. He said that the Special Reserve shops network was just a cover up so he could live his dream and work for a special branch of the ministry of defence. Next thing I know, I’m calling him “T” and I’m a spy.
Pu$$y Galore: A spy?
Snuggly: Forget I said that.
Pu$$y Galore: Would you like another drink?
Snuggly: Yes please, maybe something sharper than a cup of tea.
Pu$$y Galore: A martini?
Snuggly: No. An orange juice please. Chilled and no bits.
Pu$$y Galore: As you wish.
Pu$$y Galore returns with a glass of orange juice.
Pu$$y Galore: Drink away.
Snuggly drinks.
Pu$$y Galore: Goodnight Mr. Snuggly.
Snuggly: Huh?
Pu$$y Galore: Oh whoops, the sleeping powder I put in there doesn’t kick in for at least another twenty seconds. Really bad timing that.
Snuggly: Sleeping powder?
Pu$$y: 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13…….
Snuggly: How long does it kick in for?
Pu$$y: You should be asleep for at least 8 hours. 8, 7, 6, 5, 4…
Snuggly: Where am I go..
Snuggly falls asleep. He starts snoring.
Snuggly starts talking in his sleep. “No not 7 days behind updating the GAD winners list! No!! Noooooo!”
Snuggly wakes up to find himself tied to a chair in a room. In front of him there is a chair and a table.
Snuggly: Where am I?
The chair spins round, revealing a man with a cigar in his mouth, and eyepatch and a monkey on his lap. He removes his cigar.
CDouch: Ahh Mr. Snuggly, I’ve been expecting you.
Snuggly: That’s impossible. We only decided to come today.
CDouch: Okay, then I haven’t been expecting you. My secretary Myst=
Pu$$y Galore: Pu$$y Galore!
CDouch: Sorry my secretary Pu$$y Galore alerted me of your presence in my manor. Do you like it by the way?
Snuggly: I can’t really say, I’ve only seen the foyer and the table outside, but your driveway sucks.
CDouch: Yes but it allows for some very exciting car chases.
Snuggly: I’m sure.
CDouch: Now Mr. Snuggly, you must die.
Snuggly: Before you attempt to kill me, can you reveal your plans in intimate details so as I can foil it at a later stage?
CDouch: Very well, you’re going to die anyway. Well basically, I’ve got addicted to Gameaday. You see, at first it was just a thing to do. But then I won. I won an extra gameaday competition! And it didn’t stop there I kept winning and winning! And then I got addicted. I couldn’t live without Gads, so I wrote more, I cheated, I beat up the opposition.
Snuggly: The opposition?
CDouch points to his wall. Snuggly follows his finger. He notices heads stuck on the walls like mooses with apples in their mouths. They are labelled “Meka Dragon”, “Pb”,“Ailboy”.
CDouch: I have more upstairs but anyway that doesn’t matter. So with only newbies posting for Gameaday, I kept winning and winning! Mahahaha! And now I have loaaads of Gads! I am now going to blow up Fort SR and all the gameadays with it! I will then make millions!! Mahhaaaaa!
Snuggly: That really is the most STUPID idea I have ever heard in my life.
CDouch: Why so?
Snuggly: Well, what’s blowing up Fort SR going to achieve?
CDouch: The nuclear bomb will make all the GADs radioactive and as a result unusable….
Snuggly: No it won’t it will incinerate it.
CDouch: Nevertheless GADs will be in huge demand by Special Reserve and as a result I can supply them them and make millions!!!
Snuggly: But you only have 50 games and dvds. You’re run out quickly, and Special Reserve have suppliers you know, we can get them for cheaper. All you will do is waste us money and get yourself banned. As I said that is the most stupid…
CDouch: Silence fool! You are going to die!
Snuggly: Here we go again. So how are you going to kill me? (rolls his eyes)
CDouch: I am going to unleash my monkeys!
Snuggly: Monkeys?
CDouch: Not any monkeys! I have trained them to do my dirty work! They are super enhanced primates trained to rip you apart!
Snuggly: You have got to be kidding me… Brad, maybe you are not as dumb as you act… Nah… Anyway shame I ate the banana.
CDouch hits a button on his desk
CDouch: Fly my pretties fly!
The ceiling opens and all these monkeys jump down. The monkey on his lap also jumps down.
CDouch climbs up the ladder, and leaves through the gap in the ceiling.
CDouch: To Fort SR!!
The monkeys slowly walk up to Snuggly, foam in their mouths.
Snuggly: My bag of goodies from Brad are over there. Oh great!
Snuggly falls back on his chair, the chair legs break (like they do)
Snuggly: Right. Now to get this rope off. Wait a minute. This isn’t very secure.
Snuggly tugs, the rope falls apart.
Snuggly: Shame there isn’t an extra gameaday to tie knots!
Monkey with glasses: Oh stop with the cheesy one-liners!
Snuggly: You can talk. You’re obviously a Monkey with Attitude
Monkey with Attitude: Too right!
Snuggly: That’s just stupid.
Monkey with Attitude: No you’re stupid. We can rip you apart. You can’t do it to us.
Snuggly: Maybe not… but I can get you cancer!!
Snuggly pulls out a mobile phone and points it at the monkey.
Snuggly: Die!!
The monkeys stop.
Monkey with Attitude: This guys obviously an idiot… .Wait a minute has that phone got “Snake”?
Snuggly: Yes?
Monkey with Attitude: Gimme!!!
Snuggly: Can I go then?
Monkey with Attitude: Yeh yeh sure, just give us the phone.
Snuggly: Cool.
Snuggly throws the mobile phone down. They start fighting over it.
Snuggly: Monkeys today…
Snuggly climbs up the ladder.
Snuggly runs along. He jumps in his car outside. He revs the engine. Another engine revs behind him.
Snuggly: I sense another car chase coming on..
Suddenly on both sides some motorbikes appear. A car appears from a garage and drives out straight in front of Snuggly. Snuggly skids to avoid it.
Snuggly: Ah! (shouts out the window) Drive carefully! (to himself) These youths today! No sense of danger!
A motorbike comes up on the side. The rider leaps on to the car his side. He hits the car door and bounces off, he rolls along the floor.
Snuggly: I knew you couldn’t do that in real life!
The car is now alongside Snuggly’s. A passenger climbs out on to the roof of his car, and leaps over to Snuggly’s car’s roof. He shoots the glass, Snuggly ducks to avoid it. He then jumps in. He sits on the back seat and grabs Snuggly by the throat.
RM18: The names RM18 and you’re going to die!!
Snuggly: Sigh, I’ve heard that before…
Snuggly hits the eject button on his side door. He goes flying out the roof and into the air.
RM18: (Shouting as he ascends rapidly, and then begins a plummet towards a nearby volcano – yes volcano ;-)) At --- least ---- I ---- was---- in ----- a ----- spoooofff.
The car on the side rams Snuggly again.
Snuggly: Mm.. What’s this button do?
Suddenly there is a loud popping sound, the car alongside starts to slow down. He looks in his side mirror and sees it has a punctured tyre.
The final motorbike draws close.
Snuggly: Mm.. I need a gadget.
The car suddenly talks: What kind of gadget?
Snuggly: I don’t know something that gets rid of that motorbike.
The car: Okay. I’ll drop some oil.
The motorbike spins out of control and hits the side of the road.
Snuggly: Are you any relation to that Nightrider?
Car: Yeh he’s my brother.
Snuggly: Oh. Cheers for the help.
Car: No problem, just ask for it. I’ve got loads of gadgets.
Snuggly: I can’t believe B was more concerned with his “mobile phone taser” than this baby! It’s even got a built in shaver and a coffee machine!
At Fort SR…
Snuggly: Okay, now to stop that evil C. Douch.
Snuggly sneaks around a bit until he comes across a midget with a hat.
Midget with a hat: Grr. Stop there.
Snuggly: Who are you?
Midget with a hat: I’m Bob
Snuggly: Bob who?
Bob: Bobjob!
Snuggly: hahaha! That sounds like “boob job!!”
Bobjob: Oh stop being so immature!
Snuggly: Didn’t you use to work as webmaster for Special Reserve?
Bobjob: Yes but I got bored.
Snuggly: Oh. Anyway what can I do for you Bobjob?
Bobjob: I suppose you want to stop C. Douch from carrying out his evil plan?!
Snuggly: No.
Bobjob: Okay then fair enough my mistake.
Bobjob walks past Snuggly. Snuggly passes him then walks faster.
Snuggly: Haahahah! I lied!! He hehehe! I am going to stop Mr. Douch’s evil plan! Hahaha!
Bobjob: Then I must stop you!
Snuggly: What with? You haven’t got any guns.
Bobjob: Maybe not. But I have a…. HAT.
Snuggly: Crazy.
Bobjob throws his hat at him. He throws it, but it stops in midair and falls to the floor.
Bobjob: Oh darn it. I thought putting lead in it would make it just harder. Forgot about gravity.
Bobjob retrieves his hat then hits Snuggly over the head with it.
Scenes to come
C Douch’s entertainment, Bumfights the play?
The little rascal with the hat oddjob (Bob)
Then nuclear device etc
Snuggly: Oh for goodness sake! I didn’t get knocked out for a long time again did I?
CDouch: Good morning Mr. Snuggly. I don’t know how you managed to beat my monkeys but credit too you. Looks like you’ll meet an even worse death in a nuclear explosion instead!
Snuggly: I doubt it Mr. Douch. T has been watching this whole saga unfold and I bet he’s now sent for reinforcements!! You’re going to lose!
We see T and H by their car at the beach with binoculars
H: T!! Look at that gals breasts!
T: Wow… that is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life.
H and T: Hahahahhuw (Beavis and Butthead style)
T: If only I wasn’t happily married…
CDouch: You see Mr. Snuggly, I have already won.
Snuggly: Do you young people ever care about anything other than gameadays? There are other things in this world!
CDouch: Like what?
Snuggly: Like family, like friends… like money. A social life.
CDouch: So?
Snuggly: So I’m saying. All you kids seem to care about is gameaday.
CDouch: So?
Snuggly: Well GAD’s may be good but they don’t put food on the table. There are other things to do in the world.
CDouch: No! GAD RULEZ! And there should be a console a day!!
Snuggly: Oh. You really are strange.
CDouch: Anyway. Have fun being tied up to this nuclear device! Hope you have fun! Maahahhaha!! My secretary and personal pilot the lovely Pu$$y Galore is going to fly me to safely.
Snuggly: Why Pu$$y. You seem so nice. Why are you working for this guy?
Pu$$y Galore: Why not? I’m bored. Goodbye James, it was lovely meeting you. Shame you were a spy.
CDouch runs off giggling. His henchman Bobjob (the midget with the hat) follows slowly, looking at Snuggly evilly.
Snuggly: Right, lets get out of these toy handcuffs. If I remember correctly, they will have a safety button underneath in case the key is lost. There it is. Right I’m free. Now to disarm this nuclear device. Ok.. to disarm a nuclear device. Wait a minute, I don’t know how to disarm a nuclear device. Grr. How do I disarm one. Can’t be that hard. Um.. ohh blooming heck these wires are all the same colour now I can’t cut the red wire. Oh I’ll just cut this one. Mmm.. now it’s gone faster, I’ll cut this one. Whoops it’s going even faster. Wait a minute… why didn’t I notice that before.
Snuggly presses the “stop” button.
Snuggly runs upstairs. As he does, he is confronted by Bobjob (the midget with the hat)
Bobjob: Grr.
Snuggly: Oh great not the midget Bobjob again.
Bobjob: Eat hat!
He throws the hat, it stops in midair and plummets to the ground again.
Bobjob: Darn it, I hoped that would work that time.
Bobjob goes into a sumo wrestler stance. He watches Snuggly carefully. Snuggly does the same. They walk around in circles keeping equal distances from one another. Snuggly then pulls out his remote control car puts it on the floor than drives it at Bobjob.
Bobjob: Ahh! A vehicle almost the same size as me!
Snuggly: I really hate midgets with hats.
Snuggly drives the remote control car under Bobjob’s feet, he slips and falls to the floor. He tries to pull himself away.
Snuggly: Die!!
Snuggly turns the controller on to full power. He presses the joystick up, the car pushes Bobjob along the floor towards some metal bars with a wire hanging out of a broken fusebox clashing with it, sending sparks flying.
Suddenly the car dies.
Snuggly: Damn out of range!
Bobjob: Ahah!
Bobjob jumps up.
Bobjob: Now you must die Mr. Snuggly!
Snuggly runs up to him.
Snuggly: My mother always told me to pick on someone my own size. But you’re REALLY irritating the heck out of me, so I’m going to make an exception!
Snuggly punches him, knocking him out cold.
Snuggly spots a plane outside.
Snuggly: Oh no! Douch is going to get away!
Snuggly runs over to the plane and forces his way into the cargo. The plane begins to move.
Much later, Snuggly has finally emerged from the cockpit. They are in midair, Snuggly forces his way through the door into C Douch’s seating area where he is eating food.
Intercom (Pu$$y Galores Voice): The in-flight movie will be “Bumfights” the musical. You may now remove your seatbelts.
CDouch: Yeh! Homeless people fighting like they always do 24/7! This is great!
Snuggly: Stop right there Douch!
CDouch (turning around quickly): Hey you again!! You’re meant to be dead!
Snuggly: Games over CDouch! You can’t use any weapons here. Your dangerously alter the pressure and we’ll all be blown to kingdom come!
CDouch: Fair enough. I don’t have any weapons anyway. I’m only 17. However, I know when I’ve lost, and right now I’ve lost so I’m getting out of here!
CDouch grabs a parachute
CDouch: So long sucker!
CDouch opens the door and is sucked out. He laughs as he falls with his parachute.
Snuggly: He got away darn it!
Snuggly runs into the cockpit.
Snuggly: Pu$$y!
Pu$$y: James!
Snuggly: Land the plane right now.
Pu$$y: Um, I don’t know how to fly planes, I’ve just been using autopilot. I just thought it would be cool to work for a bad guy.
Snuggly: MM.. right. Then we must jump out.
Pu$$y: Why?
Snuggly: CDouch has just exited the plane! He must be stopped.
Pu$$y: He exited? Hahaha! We’re flying over Newcastle. If he exited he’s going to land in that place. That will be punishment enough. He’ll become a coal miner or a ballet dancer like that what’s his name…
Snuggly: MoJo Elliot?
Pu$$y: Yes that’s the one. I’ve got a feeling everything’s going to be O-K!
Snuggly: Hurray!
Pu$$y: I’m sorry I got you into this mess Snuggly. I’ve learnt today that you can’t just help a bad guy in his evil scheme because you’re bored. You’ve got to believe in his cause. Okay now can I be your Snuggly girl and can we make love?
Snuggly: Nope. You’re underage and you’ve been near Hybrid.
Pu$$y: Ohh…
Shot of the plane spiralling out of control over Scotland...
P***y: Now how do I get this autopilot to land this thing?
THE END
Mattt starts singing Gadfinger again. (His single will be out in the shops very soon, just as soon as anyone’s mad enough to sign him up.)
PS. What's wrong with the word Pu$$y when it's not being used in that context??!
James Snuggly: GADFINGER!
In a room, Snuggly is laying on a bed in boxer shorts next to a beautiful girl
Ali Snuggly: I’ll be back in a minute baby.
Girl: No problem, hot stuff.
Ali Snuggly: I’m just going to get us some wine.
Girl: Cool.
Snuggly throws on a dressing gown, and leaves through the door.
Snuggly: A glass of your very best wine sir.
Waiter: As you wish.
Snuggly: Put it on my tab please.
Waiter: Will do sir.
Snuggly returns upstairs.
Snuggly: I’m back my dearest… NO! NOOOOOO!
His one nightstand is covered in games and dvds. Her hand reaches out of them.
Snuggly: Suffocated in GADS!! Who would do such a thing.
He feels her pulse.
Snuggly: Oh no she’s dead! This is terrible! Ah well. Wait a minute! This means I’m single baby yeh!!
(Austin powers music begins to paly)
Snuggly throws all his clothes off and runs outside. A cleaner walks past with a laundry tub, it covers his bits. She then sees him and faints. Snuggly gets into the lift. He presses the button and turns around… but the view is blocked by an old ladies head.
30 seconds later…
We see Snuggly thrown out of the doors.
Manager: AND DON’T COME BACK!!
Snuggly covering up his parts runs into the SR towers building and into a changing room where he gets changed. He then gets into a lift. We move to one of the top floors where the Mattt formally known as Hercules, walks into sight, then starts clicking his fingers, he grabs a mike…. Music starts playing.
Mattt: GAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDfinggggger. (He clicks his fingers) He’s the man, the man with a mildest touch. (He clicks his fingers) A spider’s touch. Such a cold finnnnnnnggger.. Beckons you to enter his web of sin! But don’t go in! Gaden words he will pour in your ear but his lies…
Hybrid Valves: Hey you! This is a top-secret building! How did you get in here?!?! Why are you wearing staff clothes?! Hey wait a minute! Weren’t you here yesterday?
Mattt: Leg it!
Mattt drops his microphone and jumps through the window. Glass shatters as he flies through and disappears.
Hybrid Valves: Well that was stupid. This is the 10th floor up…
T: Hello James.
Snuggly: James?
T: Yes, since I changed my name from Tony to T I thought it would be even more authentic if we changed your first name from Ali to James. You know to give a spy kind of feel.
Snuggly: You changed my name without my consent?
T: Yes by deed pol.
Snuggly: What was wrong with Ali?
T: Look if you want to keep your job you must be called James.
Snuggly: Ok Tony..
T: It’s T!
Snuggly: Ok sorry T.
T: Good. Anyway James, I heard about your one nightstand being suffocated by GADs. We believe it to be a man by the name of Douch. Do you know that fellow?
Snuggly: C. Douch? Yes, What about him?
T: Yes Mr. C Douch as you may be aware has recently become very wealthy in the GAD winners table.
Snuggly: I noticed. Since you make me pick them.
T: Yes but don’t you think it’s getting a bit strange that he’s jumped from 17 gameadays to 50 gameadays in just 40 days?
Snuggly: What can I say, he’s been trying extra hard.
T: Well we think it’s more than that.
Snuggly: No it’s definitely 50.
T: No I mean, we think he’s up to something.
Snuggly: How did you work that out?
T: Well look at this email.
Tony clicks a button, up on the screen appears an email.
T: We sent him this.
It reads “Dear C Douch, are you up to something?”
T: This is what we got back.
It reads “No! You can’t prove nothing! I won those GADs fair and square!”
Snuggly: Interesting.
T: We’re sending you in to investigate!
Snuggly: Can’t I just be a normal salesman and sell products to people.
T: No you’re a spy. It’s my dream so get to work. Now go to see B.
Snuggly: B????
B: Hey James! T changed my name to B.
Snuggly: Why? There was nothing wrong with Brad.
B: Well Tony wanted me to be the weapons and gadgets person. And in the Bond films his name is Q, so T suggested I became B.
Snuggly: This is going to get really confusing.
B: Not really.
Snuggly: Anyone else change their name by deed pol.
B: Yes. Shroeder changed her name to Miss Moneypenny.
Snuggly: Anyone else?
B: Nope that’s pretty much it. Anyway, I’ve made some gadgets that you may find handy. Here’s the first.
B hands Snuggly a small model of a car.
Snuggly: It’s a remote control car.
B: Yes but not ANY remote control car.
Snuggly: Go on…
B: This one can be used to trip people up by driving it into peoples legs.
Snuggly: Go on…
B: No that’s it.
Snuggly: Any remote control car can do that!
B: Fine maybe your appreciate my other gadget.
Snuggly: Which is…
B:A slow acting taser! Point this baby at someone for a long duration of time, and they may develop cancer of some description!
Snuggly: It’s a mobile phone.
B: No…
Snuggly: Yes it is. It’s a mobile phone that has been painted red and has “taser” written on the side of it.
B: Okay! Fine! Then maybe you’ll appreciate this other gadget of mine! Chewing gum!
Snuggly: What does this do? Does it blow up when you break it in half and stick both halves together?
B: No.
Snuggly: Then what does it do?
B: It’s cinnamon flavour! The chewer will spit it out instantly giving you enough time to kick him in the balls!!
Snuggly: Oh.
B: And I’ve got one more gadget!
Snuggly: Go on… (he sighs)
B: I tried really hard on this one, and I think you’ll agree this is the greatest gadget ever!
Snuggly: I don’t have the highest expectations put please go on.
B: Tada!
B pulls out a banana.
Snuggly: It’s a banana.
B: Yes but not any banana!
Snuggly shakes his head.
B: This banana can be thrown at monkeys trained by a evil person and distract them for several minutes! As it is the nicest banana ever made! Every single monkey will run up to it and eat it! They will fight over it! Isn’t that great.
Snuggly: Yes but how many times has an evil person sent monkeys out to do his dirty work.
B: Er.
Snuggly: Exactly. Okay, do you mind if I take the Special Reserve car?
B: Yeh sure, just be real careful as if you press one of those red buttons on the side door the respective passenger seats will eject.
Snuggly: You do realise that is a gadget. It’s actually more impressive than your banana, chewing gum, taser and remote control car put together!
B: Nah it’s just a hobby. Anyone can do that.
Snuggly sighs, gets into the car and drives off.
Snuggly: Ohh in-car television. And Baywatch is on!!!
Some females bouncing bosoms are interrupted by a videophone message.
T: Hi there James, it’s time for business. C. Douch is hanging out at his home in the countryside of Hertfordshire. I’m giving his exact location here. Your mission is to infiltrate the building, find out his game, and report back to us than stop whatever dastardly scheme he’s up to! Me and H will sit outside in a car watching you, and goggling at the topless chicks on the beach!
Snuggly: H?
T: Yes I just changed Hybrid Valves name to H by deed pol.
Snuggly: Oh.
Snuggly: Ahah this must be Mr. C Douch’s residence.
Snuggly drives up the long long drive.
5 minutes later
Snuggly: This drive is exhausting. I need some energy. Oh yes the banana.
Snuggly eats the banana.
Snuggly: Well done B it did come in handy.
10 minutes later
Snuggly: Bloomin heck this is long.
Snuggly stops by the door and gets out. He walks in, and is confronted by a secretary.
Snuggly: Hello madam, I’m here to speak with Mr. Douch.
Secretary: Mr. Douch is busy right now.
Snuggly: What is he up to?
Secretary: He’s planning to blow up some GAD reserves or something in Fort SR, whether that’s your business or not is another matter. What do you need to speak to him about?
Snuggly: I need to find out his plans. But obviously you’ve just done that for me.
Secretary: Do you have a name?
Snuggly: The names Snuggly. Ali. I mean James Snuggly. Can I try that again? That sound bite was bad. (clears his throat) The names Snuggly, James Snuggly.
Secretary: I’m Pu$$y Galore.
Snuggly: Tee hehehe!! You know what that sounds like! Haahhaha! (falls on the floor and starts rolling around laughing)
Pu$$y Galore: Yes I know Mr Snuggly, enough of the immaturity!
Snuggly: Wait a minute, you’re that bird who keeps getting into Hybrid Valves, I mean H’s car everytime he leaves work!
Pu$$y Galore: No I’m not. That guy from Steps is an absolute poof! I’d never go near him!
Snuggly: Sigh never mind. I know you’re not Pu$$y Galore anyway. You’re that Mystique bird!
Pu$$y Galore: No!! (blushes). I AM Pu$$y Galore
Snuggly: That sounds soooooo funny!! Hahahaha! (falls on the floor and starts rolling around laughing again).
Pu$$y Galore: Ohhh grow up.
Snuggly: Sorry. I am amused most easily. You should try spending all your life chained to a desk skimming through hundreds of posts written by spotty adolescents with nothing better to do with their time. Hundreds of film spoofs thousands of words long! How can anyone write a spoof that long! There was one guy called MoJoJoJo! Bloomin’ ell the stuff he wrote! I gave him a GAD in the hope I’d shut him up, but then what happens? He only writes more! So I give him another GAD again and he does it again.
Pu$$y Galore: Calm down. You seem tense… let me get you a drink. We can sit down outside in the sun.
Pu$$y pours Snuggly a cup of tea, and leads him outside, seating him.
Pu$$y Galore: Don’t worry. Let the cup of tea fix it.
Snuggly: It’s just I lived in that hell for TWENTY years! Then Tony decided he wanted to expand. He said that the Special Reserve shops network was just a cover up so he could live his dream and work for a special branch of the ministry of defence. Next thing I know, I’m calling him “T” and I’m a spy.
Pu$$y Galore: A spy?
Snuggly: Forget I said that.
Pu$$y Galore: Would you like another drink?
Snuggly: Yes please, maybe something sharper than a cup of tea.
Pu$$y Galore: A martini?
Snuggly: No. An orange juice please. Chilled and no bits.
Pu$$y Galore: As you wish.
Pu$$y Galore returns with a glass of orange juice.
Pu$$y Galore: Drink away.
Snuggly drinks.
Pu$$y Galore: Goodnight Mr. Snuggly.
Snuggly: Huh?
Pu$$y Galore: Oh whoops, the sleeping powder I put in there doesn’t kick in for at least another twenty seconds. Really bad timing that.
Snuggly: Sleeping powder?
Pu$$y: 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13…….
Snuggly: How long does it kick in for?
Pu$$y: You should be asleep for at least 8 hours. 8, 7, 6, 5, 4…
Snuggly: Where am I go..
Snuggly falls asleep. He starts snoring.
Snuggly starts talking in his sleep. “No not 7 days behind updating the GAD winners list! No!! Noooooo!”
Snuggly wakes up to find himself tied to a chair in a room. In front of him there is a chair and a table.
Snuggly: Where am I?
The chair spins round, revealing a man with a cigar in his mouth, and eyepatch and a monkey on his lap. He removes his cigar.
CDouch: Ahh Mr. Snuggly, I’ve been expecting you.
Snuggly: That’s impossible. We only decided to come today.
CDouch: Okay, then I haven’t been expecting you. My secretary Myst=
Pu$$y Galore: Pu$$y Galore!
CDouch: Sorry my secretary Pu$$y Galore alerted me of your presence in my manor. Do you like it by the way?
Snuggly: I can’t really say, I’ve only seen the foyer and the table outside, but your driveway sucks.
CDouch: Yes but it allows for some very exciting car chases.
Snuggly: I’m sure.
CDouch: Now Mr. Snuggly, you must die.
Snuggly: Before you attempt to kill me, can you reveal your plans in intimate details so as I can foil it at a later stage?
CDouch: Very well, you’re going to die anyway. Well basically, I’ve got addicted to Gameaday. You see, at first it was just a thing to do. But then I won. I won an extra gameaday competition! And it didn’t stop there I kept winning and winning! And then I got addicted. I couldn’t live without Gads, so I wrote more, I cheated, I beat up the opposition.
Snuggly: The opposition?
CDouch points to his wall. Snuggly follows his finger. He notices heads stuck on the walls like mooses with apples in their mouths. They are labelled “Meka Dragon”, “Pb”,“Ailboy”.
CDouch: I have more upstairs but anyway that doesn’t matter. So with only newbies posting for Gameaday, I kept winning and winning! Mahahaha! And now I have loaaads of Gads! I am now going to blow up Fort SR and all the gameadays with it! I will then make millions!! Mahhaaaaa!
Snuggly: That really is the most STUPID idea I have ever heard in my life.
CDouch: Why so?
Snuggly: Well, what’s blowing up Fort SR going to achieve?
CDouch: The nuclear bomb will make all the GADs radioactive and as a result unusable….
Snuggly: No it won’t it will incinerate it.
CDouch: Nevertheless GADs will be in huge demand by Special Reserve and as a result I can supply them them and make millions!!!
Snuggly: But you only have 50 games and dvds. You’re run out quickly, and Special Reserve have suppliers you know, we can get them for cheaper. All you will do is waste us money and get yourself banned. As I said that is the most stupid…
CDouch: Silence fool! You are going to die!
Snuggly: Here we go again. So how are you going to kill me? (rolls his eyes)
CDouch: I am going to unleash my monkeys!
Snuggly: Monkeys?
CDouch: Not any monkeys! I have trained them to do my dirty work! They are super enhanced primates trained to rip you apart!
Snuggly: You have got to be kidding me… Brad, maybe you are not as dumb as you act… Nah… Anyway shame I ate the banana.
CDouch hits a button on his desk
CDouch: Fly my pretties fly!
The ceiling opens and all these monkeys jump down. The monkey on his lap also jumps down.
CDouch climbs up the ladder, and leaves through the gap in the ceiling.
CDouch: To Fort SR!!
The monkeys slowly walk up to Snuggly, foam in their mouths.
Snuggly: My bag of goodies from Brad are over there. Oh great!
Snuggly falls back on his chair, the chair legs break (like they do)
Snuggly: Right. Now to get this rope off. Wait a minute. This isn’t very secure.
Snuggly tugs, the rope falls apart.
Snuggly: Shame there isn’t an extra gameaday to tie knots!
Monkey with glasses: Oh stop with the cheesy one-liners!
Snuggly: You can talk. You’re obviously a Monkey with Attitude
Monkey with Attitude: Too right!
Snuggly: That’s just stupid.
Monkey with Attitude: No you’re stupid. We can rip you apart. You can’t do it to us.
Snuggly: Maybe not… but I can get you cancer!!
Snuggly pulls out a mobile phone and points it at the monkey.
Snuggly: Die!!
The monkeys stop.
Monkey with Attitude: This guys obviously an idiot… .Wait a minute has that phone got “Snake”?
Snuggly: Yes?
Monkey with Attitude: Gimme!!!
Snuggly: Can I go then?
Monkey with Attitude: Yeh yeh sure, just give us the phone.
Snuggly: Cool.
Snuggly throws the mobile phone down. They start fighting over it.
Snuggly: Monkeys today…
Snuggly climbs up the ladder.
Snuggly runs along. He jumps in his car outside. He revs the engine. Another engine revs behind him.
Snuggly: I sense another car chase coming on..
Suddenly on both sides some motorbikes appear. A car appears from a garage and drives out straight in front of Snuggly. Snuggly skids to avoid it.
Snuggly: Ah! (shouts out the window) Drive carefully! (to himself) These youths today! No sense of danger!
A motorbike comes up on the side. The rider leaps on to the car his side. He hits the car door and bounces off, he rolls along the floor.
Snuggly: I knew you couldn’t do that in real life!
The car is now alongside Snuggly’s. A passenger climbs out on to the roof of his car, and leaps over to Snuggly’s car’s roof. He shoots the glass, Snuggly ducks to avoid it. He then jumps in. He sits on the back seat and grabs Snuggly by the throat.
RM18: The names RM18 and you’re going to die!!
Snuggly: Sigh, I’ve heard that before…
Snuggly hits the eject button on his side door. He goes flying out the roof and into the air.
RM18: (Shouting as he ascends rapidly, and then begins a plummet towards a nearby volcano – yes volcano ;-)) At --- least ---- I ---- was---- in ----- a ----- spoooofff.
The car on the side rams Snuggly again.
Snuggly: Mm.. What’s this button do?
Suddenly there is a loud popping sound, the car alongside starts to slow down. He looks in his side mirror and sees it has a punctured tyre.
The final motorbike draws close.
Snuggly: Mm.. I need a gadget.
The car suddenly talks: What kind of gadget?
Snuggly: I don’t know something that gets rid of that motorbike.
The car: Okay. I’ll drop some oil.
The motorbike spins out of control and hits the side of the road.
Snuggly: Are you any relation to that Nightrider?
Car: Yeh he’s my brother.
Snuggly: Oh. Cheers for the help.
Car: No problem, just ask for it. I’ve got loads of gadgets.
Snuggly: I can’t believe B was more concerned with his “mobile phone taser” than this baby! It’s even got a built in shaver and a coffee machine!
At Fort SR…
Snuggly: Okay, now to stop that evil C. Douch.
Snuggly sneaks around a bit until he comes across a midget with a hat.
Midget with a hat: Grr. Stop there.
Snuggly: Who are you?
Midget with a hat: I’m Bob
Snuggly: Bob who?
Bob: Bobjob!
Snuggly: hahaha! That sounds like “boob job!!”
Bobjob: Oh stop being so immature!
Snuggly: Didn’t you use to work as webmaster for Special Reserve?
Bobjob: Yes but I got bored.
Snuggly: Oh. Anyway what can I do for you Bobjob?
Bobjob: I suppose you want to stop C. Douch from carrying out his evil plan?!
Snuggly: No.
Bobjob: Okay then fair enough my mistake.
Bobjob walks past Snuggly. Snuggly passes him then walks faster.
Snuggly: Haahahah! I lied!! He hehehe! I am going to stop Mr. Douch’s evil plan! Hahaha!
Bobjob: Then I must stop you!
Snuggly: What with? You haven’t got any guns.
Bobjob: Maybe not. But I have a…. HAT.
Snuggly: Crazy.
Bobjob throws his hat at him. He throws it, but it stops in midair and falls to the floor.
Bobjob: Oh darn it. I thought putting lead in it would make it just harder. Forgot about gravity.
Bobjob retrieves his hat then hits Snuggly over the head with it.
Scenes to come
C Douch’s entertainment, Bumfights the play?
The little rascal with the hat oddjob (Bob)
Then nuclear device etc
Snuggly: Oh for goodness sake! I didn’t get knocked out for a long time again did I?
CDouch: Good morning Mr. Snuggly. I don’t know how you managed to beat my monkeys but credit too you. Looks like you’ll meet an even worse death in a nuclear explosion instead!
Snuggly: I doubt it Mr. Douch. T has been watching this whole saga unfold and I bet he’s now sent for reinforcements!! You’re going to lose!
We see T and H by their car at the beach with binoculars
H: T!! Look at that gals breasts!
T: Wow… that is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life.
H and T: Hahahahhuw (Beavis and Butthead style)
T: If only I wasn’t happily married…
CDouch: You see Mr. Snuggly, I have already won.
Snuggly: Do you young people ever care about anything other than gameadays? There are other things in this world!
CDouch: Like what?
Snuggly: Like family, like friends… like money. A social life.
CDouch: So?
Snuggly: So I’m saying. All you kids seem to care about is gameaday.
CDouch: So?
Snuggly: Well GAD’s may be good but they don’t put food on the table. There are other things to do in the world.
CDouch: No! GAD RULEZ! And there should be a console a day!!
Snuggly: Oh. You really are strange.
CDouch: Anyway. Have fun being tied up to this nuclear device! Hope you have fun! Maahahhaha!! My secretary and personal pilot the lovely Pu$$y Galore is going to fly me to safely.
Snuggly: Why Pu$$y. You seem so nice. Why are you working for this guy?
Pu$$y Galore: Why not? I’m bored. Goodbye James, it was lovely meeting you. Shame you were a spy.
CDouch runs off giggling. His henchman Bobjob (the midget with the hat) follows slowly, looking at Snuggly evilly.
Snuggly: Right, lets get out of these toy handcuffs. If I remember correctly, they will have a safety button underneath in case the key is lost. There it is. Right I’m free. Now to disarm this nuclear device. Ok.. to disarm a nuclear device. Wait a minute, I don’t know how to disarm a nuclear device. Grr. How do I disarm one. Can’t be that hard. Um.. ohh blooming heck these wires are all the same colour now I can’t cut the red wire. Oh I’ll just cut this one. Mmm.. now it’s gone faster, I’ll cut this one. Whoops it’s going even faster. Wait a minute… why didn’t I notice that before.
Snuggly presses the “stop” button.
Snuggly runs upstairs. As he does, he is confronted by Bobjob (the midget with the hat)
Bobjob: Grr.
Snuggly: Oh great not the midget Bobjob again.
Bobjob: Eat hat!
He throws the hat, it stops in midair and plummets to the ground again.
Bobjob: Darn it, I hoped that would work that time.
Bobjob goes into a sumo wrestler stance. He watches Snuggly carefully. Snuggly does the same. They walk around in circles keeping equal distances from one another. Snuggly then pulls out his remote control car puts it on the floor than drives it at Bobjob.
Bobjob: Ahh! A vehicle almost the same size as me!
Snuggly: I really hate midgets with hats.
Snuggly drives the remote control car under Bobjob’s feet, he slips and falls to the floor. He tries to pull himself away.
Snuggly: Die!!
Snuggly turns the controller on to full power. He presses the joystick up, the car pushes Bobjob along the floor towards some metal bars with a wire hanging out of a broken fusebox clashing with it, sending sparks flying.
Suddenly the car dies.
Snuggly: Damn out of range!
Bobjob: Ahah!
Bobjob jumps up.
Bobjob: Now you must die Mr. Snuggly!
Snuggly runs up to him.
Snuggly: My mother always told me to pick on someone my own size. But you’re REALLY irritating the heck out of me, so I’m going to make an exception!
Snuggly punches him, knocking him out cold.
Snuggly spots a plane outside.
Snuggly: Oh no! Douch is going to get away!
Snuggly runs over to the plane and forces his way into the cargo. The plane begins to move.
Much later, Snuggly has finally emerged from the cockpit. They are in midair, Snuggly forces his way through the door into C Douch’s seating area where he is eating food.
Intercom (Pu$$y Galores Voice): The in-flight movie will be “Bumfights” the musical. You may now remove your seatbelts.
CDouch: Yeh! Homeless people fighting like they always do 24/7! This is great!
Snuggly: Stop right there Douch!
CDouch (turning around quickly): Hey you again!! You’re meant to be dead!
Snuggly: Games over CDouch! You can’t use any weapons here. Your dangerously alter the pressure and we’ll all be blown to kingdom come!
CDouch: Fair enough. I don’t have any weapons anyway. I’m only 17. However, I know when I’ve lost, and right now I’ve lost so I’m getting out of here!
CDouch grabs a parachute
CDouch: So long sucker!
CDouch opens the door and is sucked out. He laughs as he falls with his parachute.
Snuggly: He got away darn it!
Snuggly runs into the cockpit.
Snuggly: Pu$$y!
Pu$$y: James!
Snuggly: Land the plane right now.
Pu$$y: Um, I don’t know how to fly planes, I’ve just been using autopilot. I just thought it would be cool to work for a bad guy.
Snuggly: MM.. right. Then we must jump out.
Pu$$y: Why?
Snuggly: CDouch has just exited the plane! He must be stopped.
Pu$$y: He exited? Hahaha! We’re flying over Newcastle. If he exited he’s going to land in that place. That will be punishment enough. He’ll become a coal miner or a ballet dancer like that what’s his name…
Snuggly: MoJo Elliot?
Pu$$y: Yes that’s the one. I’ve got a feeling everything’s going to be O-K!
Snuggly: Hurray!
Pu$$y: I’m sorry I got you into this mess Snuggly. I’ve learnt today that you can’t just help a bad guy in his evil scheme because you’re bored. You’ve got to believe in his cause. Okay now can I be your Snuggly girl and can we make love?
Snuggly: Nope. You’re underage and you’ve been near Hybrid.
Pu$$y: Ohh…
Shot of the plane spiralling out of control over Scotland...
P***y: Now how do I get this autopilot to land this thing?
THE END
Mattt starts singing Gadfinger again. (His single will be out in the shops very soon, just as soon as anyone’s mad enough to sign him up.)
PS. What's wrong with the word Pu$$y when it's not being used in that context??!
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RM18 wrote:
> Ha! Great stuff.
>
> My quest to be in spoofs is finally coming to fruition, and that was
> my favourite appearance yet.
>
> :D
Yes no one could have done your part better than yourself.
> Ha! Great stuff.
>
> My quest to be in spoofs is finally coming to fruition, and that was
> my favourite appearance yet.
>
> :D
Yes no one could have done your part better than yourself.
Ha! Great stuff.
My quest to be in spoofs is finally coming to fruition, and that was my favourite appearance yet.
:D
My quest to be in spoofs is finally coming to fruition, and that was my favourite appearance yet.
:D
Excellenté, Mr. Rakuga.
Spaces between the lines would've made it an easier read, but enjoyable all the same.
(Y)
Spaces between the lines would've made it an easier read, but enjoyable all the same.
(Y)
Isn't anyone else going to read it ? :(
Hercules! wrote:
> Excellent.
>
> :D
Yeh I was waiting for the Hercules! seal of approval. Now I have it. Mahahaha!
> Excellent.
>
> :D
Yeh I was waiting for the Hercules! seal of approval. Now I have it. Mahahaha!
opps i forgot why i was here... oh yeah
lol
nice spoof Rakuga
lol
nice spoof Rakuga
brad@specialreserve wrote:
> Did I say Mojo? I meant Linx... yes, that's it.
oh really? well thats the last time i let you have a big role in my storys. from now on you can be snuggly's b*tch and have a one liner
muh hu hahaha ha!
> Did I say Mojo? I meant Linx... yes, that's it.
oh really? well thats the last time i let you have a big role in my storys. from now on you can be snuggly's b*tch and have a one liner
muh hu hahaha ha!
Excellent.
:D
:D
It's alright, all is forgiven... for now
*laughs manically*
*laughs manically*
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