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"Yes!"

The girl opposite is showing another lass her bra.

By yanking down her low-cut top and leaning forward.

Yeah....

*nods slowly*

Goatboy. Not sure what to do though.. girl was meant to be at my house hour ago.. massaging session. She isn't here yet, but will be soon. How do I prepare.. if you get me? Again?

:D

Have a quick wash under the bonnet (sink will do if shower takes too long).

Make tea (booze is too obvious), have some pizza cooking and stick some music on.
I suggest Marvin Gaye "What's going on" or Otis Redding.

Failing that, stand there in a towel - front jutting out wildly.
Point down and go "Yeah.." with a big grin on your face when she walks in.

If she doesn't scream and flee, she'll laugh and you can do that whole thing of using self-deprecating humour to show just how oh-so-sensitive you are.

Then, when she's gone, phone your mates and brag.

"Whip them out. All of them"

Had a cake fight... very aggressive.

I was caring and oh-so-understanding. I got another massage.

All in a days work.

Why do you insist on continuing to block me Goaty?

:(

You never washed under the bonnet

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