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"Yes!"

The girl opposite is showing another lass her bra.

By yanking down her low-cut top and leaning forward.

Yeah....

pop

You never washed under the bonnet

Had a cake fight... very aggressive.

I was caring and oh-so-understanding. I got another massage.

All in a days work.

Why do you insist on continuing to block me Goaty?

:(

Have a quick wash under the bonnet (sink will do if shower takes too long).

Make tea (booze is too obvious), have some pizza cooking and stick some music on.
I suggest Marvin Gaye "What's going on" or Otis Redding.

Failing that, stand there in a towel - front jutting out wildly.
Point down and go "Yeah.." with a big grin on your face when she walks in.

If she doesn't scream and flee, she'll laugh and you can do that whole thing of using self-deprecating humour to show just how oh-so-sensitive you are.

Then, when she's gone, phone your mates and brag.

"Whip them out. All of them"

*nods slowly*

Goatboy. Not sure what to do though.. girl was meant to be at my house hour ago.. massaging session. She isn't here yet, but will be soon. How do I prepare.. if you get me? Again?

:D

er-no is a younger me.
Cool.

Darth Horn to my Emperor Palpitate

We rule.

Mystique wrote:
>
> I guess it depends from girl to girl but most would rather have a man
> than a fairy.
> No offence or anything.
> ;)

Oh no.. I read the girl first then act apon it. If they want the understanding gimp. Thats what they get. If they want the heartless shag. Thats what they shall get.

All in the middle of lots of foam.

SHEEPY wrote:
> *cough* Grix *cough*
>
> See when you're famous and stuff can I have your job?
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LOL
Sure.
But you must be able to spend vast amounts of time on the net, smoke at least once an hour,call your colleagues lesbians if they won't show you their baps and download shedloads of MP3 and movie trailers.

Oh, and occasionally go outside when the weather is nice and watch lovelies frollicking in the pool.

er-no wrote:
> Goatboy wrote:
> Hell yes it works Myst.
>
> You can keep your "Look, I wrote you a poem", panty-waist,
> cries like a girl men far away from me.
>
> I love this life.
>
> Oi. That 'I wrote you a poem' life works for me. Far much more passion
> in it. Thank you very much. :D
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I guess it depends from girl to girl but most would rather have a man than a fairy.
No offence or anything.
;)

er-no wrote:

>
> Last time for me.. Last Wednesday. Foam Party. Many many girls.
> Stripped to bras.
>
> o.O

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I hate you. To Do: Foam Party. Excellent.