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"Who says money can't buy you happiness?"

I bought some condoms earlier...and now I'm over the moon.

You see, I couldn't have done that if I was penniless.

And then I'd be unhappy.

And have a load of ratty-offspring, clinging to my jeans, waiting to be fed.

Here are some other things money can buy that makes you happy:

Playstation games
Food
Clothes
Music
Fancy Dress Costumes
Train Tickets

"Money may not buy you happiness, but it can buy you a f###ing great yacht to sail right up next to it" - David Lee Roth

Money can buy happiness. All you need is the wisdom to spend it correctly.

homer simpson :
Oh........ twenty dollars, but I wanted a peanut!

homers brain :
Twenty dollars can bring many peanuts

homer simpson :
Explain!

homers brain :
Money can be exchanged for goods or services

homer simpson :
WHOO HOO!

Money can be exchanged for lager. Lager can be consumed for loss of memory and embarrassing escapades. These escapades are funny and make people happy when they hear them and are glad it wasn't them being a muppet. Thus if you want to be happy send me your money and I will put it to good use!

So money can (indirectly) buy happiness.

That address again folks:

The Smirkin and Firkin
Aylesbury
Near the leafy Oak
Under the third table on the left
Beneath that spinning sky thing

Its all about her carrying them.

Money doesn't make you happy.

Money buys you stuff. Stuff makes you happy.

I bought some on Sat afternoon, a frantic dash to a local corner-store where they didnt have any.
I fell to the ground, smashing the pavement with my fists and crying until I spotted another shop across the road.
And they had some.

And I was happy.

monkey_man wrote:
> I bought some condoms earlier...and now I'm over the moon.


So your'e happy because you bought some condoms ??

Now if you had told us that you had actually had a chance to use them for what they are intended ( Not blowing them up over your fase ) then I could understand the happiness.. ;-)

I bought some condomns earlier, and they're still in the box.

Who says money can't buy you sexual frustration?

:OD

So let's set the scene shall we:

"Get yer coat luv, you've pulled"
"Your place or mine"
"I don't mind, just as long as we can go past the family planning center on the way there."