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"Who says money can't buy you happiness?"

I bought some condoms earlier...and now I'm over the moon.

You see, I couldn't have done that if I was penniless.

And then I'd be unhappy.

And have a load of ratty-offspring, clinging to my jeans, waiting to be fed.

Here are some other things money can buy that makes you happy:

Playstation games
Food
Clothes
Music
Fancy Dress Costumes
Train Tickets

Money can't but you love. Or, as Calvin points out, a large dinosaur.

monkey_man wrote:
> *POP*
>
> for the sake of Dr Duck!

Oh yeah.
Ah well, mine was on a slightly different theme. :^P

If I had a huge house, full of DVD players, PCs, PS2s, X-Boxes, GCs etc etc, with all my mates living with me, and flashy cars so I could pull the local totty... I'd be happy

Money buys me my daily Dairy Milk bar.

That reminds me, I should have had one by now. I guess I'll have to buy a king size to make up for it.

*POP*

for the sake of Dr Duck!

LOL!!!

Money can but material happiness...not TOTAL happiness though. I know from personal exper...oh bollards to it, having lots of money is good. {:)

Shame I don't have any.

Flanders wrote:
> monkey_man wrote:
> I bought some condoms earlier...and now I'm over the moon.
>
>
> So your'e happy because you bought some condoms ??
>
> Now if you had told us that you had actually had a chance to use them
> for what they are intended ( Not blowing them up over your fase ) then
> I could understand the happiness.. ;-)
*******
I so had the mental image of monkey_man and Snuggly blowing them up and putting them over their fases.While giggling like lil' girls.
Oh my brain

if large amounts of money could buy me some of kelly brooks "time" it could make me very happy! 8)

Mr Ripper wrote:
> Money can buy happiness. All you need is the wisdom to spend it
> correctly.

well said, I reckon bill gates may agree with you...