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Have you ever wondered just how on Earth games characeters make the comeback they do after being thrown in lava, stabbed with spikes or chucked over the edge of a cliff at the press of one button. That's simple. The secret to the quick recovery is a secret games character hospital. Whether Mario gets beaten by bowser or Solid Snake gets shot several times in the back they are always cured at this hospital. Anyway hope you enjoy the hospital, and sorry if you get nausea from hospitals or games characters.
I enter the door of the secret hospital and take a look around. I gasp. All that is inside is a white room and what looks like Dr. Mario in the corner. (Yes he isn't the same person as normal Mario.) I approach him with caution. Here's the basic conversation we had:
Dr. Mario: Mario!
Me: Where's the hospital?
Dr. Mario: Only games a characters.
Me: Bye then!
Dr. Mario: Please stay safe. Eat magic mushrooms.
So I guess have to be a games character to enter then? I return dressed as the amazing crash marake man. I will approach Dr. Mario again and see if I gain access. Here is what happens.
Dr. Mario: Hello. Who on this planet are you?!
Me: Hi. Why I'm, (Steps tall and proud) The amazing crash marake man. Can I go in?
Dr Mario: Who? No a. You must a be hurt.
Me: Oh but I am. I have a terrible side ache.
Dr. Mario: Nice try. Now get a lost.
Damn. I can't believe that didn't work. I know I'll pretend to be hurt. I come back dressed in bandages across my right arm and left leg. I try for the third time to enter.
Dr. Mario: Hello again. What happened to you?
Me: Someone tried to run me over. Can I go in?
Dr. Mario: What's this? (Leaning forward to read the bandage's label. It reads "John's Joke Shop.")
Me: Can I go in?
Dr. Mario: I am no fool.
Me: I know you're not.
Dr. Mario: You're supposed to tighten the bandage. (He yanks the bandage and it falls off)
Me: Ummmm. Bye.
I run through the door reading "entrance." I turn round and see the waiting room. Crash Bandicoot is here all screwed up. Must have done too much spinning. I approach the reception and ask where I can find a map to the hospital. The receptionist opens the approaches the desk. It's Eggman.
Receptionist: Hello.
Me: Excuse me where is the map that says you are here and has a colour scheme and is about 1 metre high?
Receptionist: There isn't one. Ha ha ha aha ha aha ha he... ummm sorry about that. Some wierd disease I have. (He walks backwards slowly tripping over a chair.)
No map! What?! It doesn't matter I'll just explore for myself. It isn't very long before I find my first room. It's called "The X-Ray Room." I open the door and take a peek inside. I see Yoshi waiting in a large chair.
X-Ray Guy: I'm ready now Yoshi.
Yoshi: Okay.
X-Ray Guy: Step up behind this screen.
Yoshi steps up and the screen is turned on. Inside him is a few hundred koopa shells, a star, a mushroom and a fireball. But wait. What's that at the bottom. It looks like an indian curry.
X-Ray Guy: I see the problem. You ate a curry. Stick only to koopa shells, mushrooms and not currys.
Yoshi: Okay.
I leave this room so I can explore more. Closing the door behind me I turn round to see a white hallway. There are four doors. I enter the first one. "Check Up Room." Inside is Mario sitting on a big table and the doctor, Zelda is looking through some sheets of paper. I hide behind a plant and watch.
Mario: So what's wrong with me then?
Zelda: I don't know... ahhh! You seemed to have severe burns all over your hands and backside.
Mario: Really. How can you tell? Is it some kind of doctor talent you have?
Zelda: No it's just that your hands and backside are both bright red. I saw it during your check up.
Mario: I thought that was just sauce.
Zelda: Couldn't you tell from the pain?
Mario: I thought that was growing pains. I haven't grown older for ages.
I leave and find my way over to the next room. The sign reads "Phyciatric Ward." I enter and see Luigi sitting on a sofa. The doctor is next to him with a clipboard. The doctor is Solid Snake.
Luigi: I have a problem. I once went into a mansion and ever since that...
Solid Snake: What is it?
Luigi: So can I tell you a secret?
Solid Snake: Of course you can. I'm your friend.
Luigi: Pulls up a blanket towards his head) I see dead people.
Solid Snake: Of course you do. I've played Luigi's Mansion.
This is scary. I leave and enter the third room. It's called "The Third Place." Wonder why they call it "The Third Place?" I look around and see a queue. In the line are games characters. None I recognise but Rayman is probably the only one I do. What's going on. One by one the characters are entering a booth and inside all I see are red stains.
Rayman: Why are you here?
Me: Don't know. What's going on?
Rayman: This is the third place. It's for the loser games characters who have no chance at being popular. You see I've been beaten by Mickey Mouse and my last game stank.
Me: So what's happening?
Rayman: This is a suicide booth.
Me: What?!
Rayman: Here you can go before me. (Rayman pushes me inside.)
Me: Aaggggggghhhhhhhh!
I hope that has cleared a lot of things up and hope you enjoyed reading this post. And sorry if you don't like hospitals or characters in pain and have serious problems. It's all in the name of entertainment.
Thanks for reading
I enter the door of the secret hospital and take a look around. I gasp. All that is inside is a white room and what looks like Dr. Mario in the corner. (Yes he isn't the same person as normal Mario.) I approach him with caution. Here's the basic conversation we had:
Dr. Mario: Mario!
Me: Where's the hospital?
Dr. Mario: Only games a characters.
Me: Bye then!
Dr. Mario: Please stay safe. Eat magic mushrooms.
So I guess have to be a games character to enter then? I return dressed as the amazing crash marake man. I will approach Dr. Mario again and see if I gain access. Here is what happens.
Dr. Mario: Hello. Who on this planet are you?!
Me: Hi. Why I'm, (Steps tall and proud) The amazing crash marake man. Can I go in?
Dr Mario: Who? No a. You must a be hurt.
Me: Oh but I am. I have a terrible side ache.
Dr. Mario: Nice try. Now get a lost.
Damn. I can't believe that didn't work. I know I'll pretend to be hurt. I come back dressed in bandages across my right arm and left leg. I try for the third time to enter.
Dr. Mario: Hello again. What happened to you?
Me: Someone tried to run me over. Can I go in?
Dr. Mario: What's this? (Leaning forward to read the bandage's label. It reads "John's Joke Shop.")
Me: Can I go in?
Dr. Mario: I am no fool.
Me: I know you're not.
Dr. Mario: You're supposed to tighten the bandage. (He yanks the bandage and it falls off)
Me: Ummmm. Bye.
I run through the door reading "entrance." I turn round and see the waiting room. Crash Bandicoot is here all screwed up. Must have done too much spinning. I approach the reception and ask where I can find a map to the hospital. The receptionist opens the approaches the desk. It's Eggman.
Receptionist: Hello.
Me: Excuse me where is the map that says you are here and has a colour scheme and is about 1 metre high?
Receptionist: There isn't one. Ha ha ha aha ha aha ha he... ummm sorry about that. Some wierd disease I have. (He walks backwards slowly tripping over a chair.)
No map! What?! It doesn't matter I'll just explore for myself. It isn't very long before I find my first room. It's called "The X-Ray Room." I open the door and take a peek inside. I see Yoshi waiting in a large chair.
X-Ray Guy: I'm ready now Yoshi.
Yoshi: Okay.
X-Ray Guy: Step up behind this screen.
Yoshi steps up and the screen is turned on. Inside him is a few hundred koopa shells, a star, a mushroom and a fireball. But wait. What's that at the bottom. It looks like an indian curry.
X-Ray Guy: I see the problem. You ate a curry. Stick only to koopa shells, mushrooms and not currys.
Yoshi: Okay.
I leave this room so I can explore more. Closing the door behind me I turn round to see a white hallway. There are four doors. I enter the first one. "Check Up Room." Inside is Mario sitting on a big table and the doctor, Zelda is looking through some sheets of paper. I hide behind a plant and watch.
Mario: So what's wrong with me then?
Zelda: I don't know... ahhh! You seemed to have severe burns all over your hands and backside.
Mario: Really. How can you tell? Is it some kind of doctor talent you have?
Zelda: No it's just that your hands and backside are both bright red. I saw it during your check up.
Mario: I thought that was just sauce.
Zelda: Couldn't you tell from the pain?
Mario: I thought that was growing pains. I haven't grown older for ages.
I leave and find my way over to the next room. The sign reads "Phyciatric Ward." I enter and see Luigi sitting on a sofa. The doctor is next to him with a clipboard. The doctor is Solid Snake.
Luigi: I have a problem. I once went into a mansion and ever since that...
Solid Snake: What is it?
Luigi: So can I tell you a secret?
Solid Snake: Of course you can. I'm your friend.
Luigi: Pulls up a blanket towards his head) I see dead people.
Solid Snake: Of course you do. I've played Luigi's Mansion.
This is scary. I leave and enter the third room. It's called "The Third Place." Wonder why they call it "The Third Place?" I look around and see a queue. In the line are games characters. None I recognise but Rayman is probably the only one I do. What's going on. One by one the characters are entering a booth and inside all I see are red stains.
Rayman: Why are you here?
Me: Don't know. What's going on?
Rayman: This is the third place. It's for the loser games characters who have no chance at being popular. You see I've been beaten by Mickey Mouse and my last game stank.
Me: So what's happening?
Rayman: This is a suicide booth.
Me: What?!
Rayman: Here you can go before me. (Rayman pushes me inside.)
Me: Aaggggggghhhhhhhh!
I hope that has cleared a lot of things up and hope you enjoyed reading this post. And sorry if you don't like hospitals or characters in pain and have serious problems. It's all in the name of entertainment.
Thanks for reading
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Lol @ Dean_O :D
Are you always so suspicious?
Are you always so suspicious?
Wow! Excellent post Ghost Killer. That was original and a great laugh especially the I see dead people bit. LOL! Gameaday worth here.
Have you ever wondered just how on Earth games characeters make the comeback they do after being thrown in lava, stabbed with spikes or chucked over the edge of a cliff at the press of one button. That's simple. The secret to the quick recovery is a secret games character hospital. Whether Mario gets beaten by bowser or Solid Snake gets shot several times in the back they are always cured at this hospital. Anyway hope you enjoy the hospital, and sorry if you get nausea from hospitals or games characters.
I enter the door of the secret hospital and take a look around. I gasp. All that is inside is a white room and what looks like Dr. Mario in the corner. (Yes he isn't the same person as normal Mario.) I approach him with caution. Here's the basic conversation we had:
Dr. Mario: Mario!
Me: Where's the hospital?
Dr. Mario: Only games a characters.
Me: Bye then!
Dr. Mario: Please stay safe. Eat magic mushrooms.
So I guess have to be a games character to enter then? I return dressed as the amazing crash marake man. I will approach Dr. Mario again and see if I gain access. Here is what happens.
Dr. Mario: Hello. Who on this planet are you?!
Me: Hi. Why I'm, (Steps tall and proud) The amazing crash marake man. Can I go in?
Dr Mario: Who? No a. You must a be hurt.
Me: Oh but I am. I have a terrible side ache.
Dr. Mario: Nice try. Now get a lost.
Damn. I can't believe that didn't work. I know I'll pretend to be hurt. I come back dressed in bandages across my right arm and left leg. I try for the third time to enter.
Dr. Mario: Hello again. What happened to you?
Me: Someone tried to run me over. Can I go in?
Dr. Mario: What's this? (Leaning forward to read the bandage's label. It reads "John's Joke Shop.")
Me: Can I go in?
Dr. Mario: I am no fool.
Me: I know you're not.
Dr. Mario: You're supposed to tighten the bandage. (He yanks the bandage and it falls off)
Me: Ummmm. Bye.
I run through the door reading "entrance." I turn round and see the waiting room. Crash Bandicoot is here all screwed up. Must have done too much spinning. I approach the reception and ask where I can find a map to the hospital. The receptionist opens the approaches the desk. It's Eggman.
Receptionist: Hello.
Me: Excuse me where is the map that says you are here and has a colour scheme and is about 1 metre high?
Receptionist: There isn't one. Ha ha ha aha ha aha ha he... ummm sorry about that. Some wierd disease I have. (He walks backwards slowly tripping over a chair.)
No map! What?! It doesn't matter I'll just explore for myself. It isn't very long before I find my first room. It's called "The X-Ray Room." I open the door and take a peek inside. I see Yoshi waiting in a large chair.
X-Ray Guy: I'm ready now Yoshi.
Yoshi: Okay.
X-Ray Guy: Step up behind this screen.
Yoshi steps up and the screen is turned on. Inside him is a few hundred koopa shells, a star, a mushroom and a fireball. But wait. What's that at the bottom. It looks like an indian curry.
X-Ray Guy: I see the problem. You ate a curry. Stick only to koopa shells, mushrooms and not currys.
Yoshi: Okay.
I leave this room so I can explore more. Closing the door behind me I turn round to see a white hallway. There are four doors. I enter the first one. "Check Up Room." Inside is Mario sitting on a big table and the doctor, Zelda is looking through some sheets of paper. I hide behind a plant and watch.
Mario: So what's wrong with me then?
Zelda: I don't know... ahhh! You seemed to have severe burns all over your hands and backside.
Mario: Really. How can you tell? Is it some kind of doctor talent you have?
Zelda: No it's just that your hands and backside are both bright red. I saw it during your check up.
Mario: I thought that was just sauce.
Zelda: Couldn't you tell from the pain?
Mario: I thought that was growing pains. I haven't grown older for ages.
I leave and find my way over to the next room. The sign reads "Phyciatric Ward." I enter and see Luigi sitting on a sofa. The doctor is next to him with a clipboard. The doctor is Solid Snake.
Luigi: I have a problem. I once went into a mansion and ever since that...
Solid Snake: What is it?
Luigi: So can I tell you a secret?
Solid Snake: Of course you can. I'm your friend.
Luigi: Pulls up a blanket towards his head) I see dead people.
Solid Snake: Of course you do. I've played Luigi's Mansion.
This is scary. I leave and enter the third room. It's called "The Third Place." Wonder why they call it "The Third Place?" I look around and see a queue. In the line are games characters. None I recognise but Rayman is probably the only one I do. What's going on. One by one the characters are entering a booth and inside all I see are red stains.
Rayman: Why are you here?
Me: Don't know. What's going on?
Rayman: This is the third place. It's for the loser games characters who have no chance at being popular. You see I've been beaten by Mickey Mouse and my last game stank.
Me: So what's happening?
Rayman: This is a suicide booth.
Me: What?!
Rayman: Here you can go before me. (Rayman pushes me inside.)
Me: Aaggggggghhhhhhhh!
I hope that has cleared a lot of things up and hope you enjoyed reading this post. And sorry if you don't like hospitals or characters in pain and have serious problems. It's all in the name of entertainment.
Thanks for reading
I enter the door of the secret hospital and take a look around. I gasp. All that is inside is a white room and what looks like Dr. Mario in the corner. (Yes he isn't the same person as normal Mario.) I approach him with caution. Here's the basic conversation we had:
Dr. Mario: Mario!
Me: Where's the hospital?
Dr. Mario: Only games a characters.
Me: Bye then!
Dr. Mario: Please stay safe. Eat magic mushrooms.
So I guess have to be a games character to enter then? I return dressed as the amazing crash marake man. I will approach Dr. Mario again and see if I gain access. Here is what happens.
Dr. Mario: Hello. Who on this planet are you?!
Me: Hi. Why I'm, (Steps tall and proud) The amazing crash marake man. Can I go in?
Dr Mario: Who? No a. You must a be hurt.
Me: Oh but I am. I have a terrible side ache.
Dr. Mario: Nice try. Now get a lost.
Damn. I can't believe that didn't work. I know I'll pretend to be hurt. I come back dressed in bandages across my right arm and left leg. I try for the third time to enter.
Dr. Mario: Hello again. What happened to you?
Me: Someone tried to run me over. Can I go in?
Dr. Mario: What's this? (Leaning forward to read the bandage's label. It reads "John's Joke Shop.")
Me: Can I go in?
Dr. Mario: I am no fool.
Me: I know you're not.
Dr. Mario: You're supposed to tighten the bandage. (He yanks the bandage and it falls off)
Me: Ummmm. Bye.
I run through the door reading "entrance." I turn round and see the waiting room. Crash Bandicoot is here all screwed up. Must have done too much spinning. I approach the reception and ask where I can find a map to the hospital. The receptionist opens the approaches the desk. It's Eggman.
Receptionist: Hello.
Me: Excuse me where is the map that says you are here and has a colour scheme and is about 1 metre high?
Receptionist: There isn't one. Ha ha ha aha ha aha ha he... ummm sorry about that. Some wierd disease I have. (He walks backwards slowly tripping over a chair.)
No map! What?! It doesn't matter I'll just explore for myself. It isn't very long before I find my first room. It's called "The X-Ray Room." I open the door and take a peek inside. I see Yoshi waiting in a large chair.
X-Ray Guy: I'm ready now Yoshi.
Yoshi: Okay.
X-Ray Guy: Step up behind this screen.
Yoshi steps up and the screen is turned on. Inside him is a few hundred koopa shells, a star, a mushroom and a fireball. But wait. What's that at the bottom. It looks like an indian curry.
X-Ray Guy: I see the problem. You ate a curry. Stick only to koopa shells, mushrooms and not currys.
Yoshi: Okay.
I leave this room so I can explore more. Closing the door behind me I turn round to see a white hallway. There are four doors. I enter the first one. "Check Up Room." Inside is Mario sitting on a big table and the doctor, Zelda is looking through some sheets of paper. I hide behind a plant and watch.
Mario: So what's wrong with me then?
Zelda: I don't know... ahhh! You seemed to have severe burns all over your hands and backside.
Mario: Really. How can you tell? Is it some kind of doctor talent you have?
Zelda: No it's just that your hands and backside are both bright red. I saw it during your check up.
Mario: I thought that was just sauce.
Zelda: Couldn't you tell from the pain?
Mario: I thought that was growing pains. I haven't grown older for ages.
I leave and find my way over to the next room. The sign reads "Phyciatric Ward." I enter and see Luigi sitting on a sofa. The doctor is next to him with a clipboard. The doctor is Solid Snake.
Luigi: I have a problem. I once went into a mansion and ever since that...
Solid Snake: What is it?
Luigi: So can I tell you a secret?
Solid Snake: Of course you can. I'm your friend.
Luigi: Pulls up a blanket towards his head) I see dead people.
Solid Snake: Of course you do. I've played Luigi's Mansion.
This is scary. I leave and enter the third room. It's called "The Third Place." Wonder why they call it "The Third Place?" I look around and see a queue. In the line are games characters. None I recognise but Rayman is probably the only one I do. What's going on. One by one the characters are entering a booth and inside all I see are red stains.
Rayman: Why are you here?
Me: Don't know. What's going on?
Rayman: This is the third place. It's for the loser games characters who have no chance at being popular. You see I've been beaten by Mickey Mouse and my last game stank.
Me: So what's happening?
Rayman: This is a suicide booth.
Me: What?!
Rayman: Here you can go before me. (Rayman pushes me inside.)
Me: Aaggggggghhhhhhhh!
I hope that has cleared a lot of things up and hope you enjoyed reading this post. And sorry if you don't like hospitals or characters in pain and have serious problems. It's all in the name of entertainment.
Thanks for reading
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