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"Theory Test Tomorrow"

Yay, At 1:15 tomorrow I get to go to Basildon to take my theory test...

I'm absolutely petrified, I mean, these questions are impossible...

e.g
You are driving along a road when a large van pulls out in front of you.
Do you:
(A)Accelerate up to the van and stay as close as you possible can?
(B)Stick your head out of the window and call the driver a £%$&"£?
(C)Repeatly sound your horn to get the driver's attention?
(D)Drop back and keep to the recommended distance?

Come on, you need to be a genius to be able to answer these questions!

I'm going to fail!

HEEEEELLLLLPPPP!

I've done worse, stalled right in the middle of a set of traffic lights!

Everyone had to wait for me to stall it once again and then whizz off!

Hurray, now you've got the actual test to look forward do. Piece of advice - Don't stall at a roundabout. I did, but got away with a minor because there was no-one there. And then I passed. Huzzah.

Beefcake wrote:
> Ah, my mistake. Well done. Now did I tell you how I failed my driving
> test...

Umm, lets see...


Yes, yes you did!

Ah, my mistake. Well done. Now did I tell you how I failed my driving test...

Beefcake wrote:
> Unlucky mate, I failed an actual driving test by displaying too much
> courtesy to other drivers. Stopped to let someone out, everyone else
> took the opportunity to drive past (I had a massive tailback behind
> me, I was the only idiot driving to the speed limit) I failed.

I passed!

Just I got 2 wrong!

you are allowed to get 5 wrong!

Again, I leave the smiley out and things go wrong!

:c)

Unlucky mate, I failed an actual driving test by displaying too much courtesy to other drivers. Stopped to let someone out, everyone else took the opportunity to drive past (I had a massive tailback behind me, I was the only idiot driving to the speed limit) I failed.

I'm a failure!


I can't believe I got 2 wrong...

Stupid test...

I'd seen most of the questions before but there were a few I wasn't sure about...

Anyway, I should be on the road in no time!

I'm a failure!


I can't believe I got 2 wrong...

Stupid test...

I'd seen most of teh questions before but there were a few I wasn't sure about...

Anyway, I should be on the road in no time!

The book of Theory Test example questions is without doubt, the funniest thing ever written!

Everyone should read it...

While this advice is probably too late, I'd suggest reading up on things that aren't directly related to the road as well. I scraped through first time with a 30, cos I was caught out on questions like insurance, car seats and what to do in case of emergencies, stuff like that.