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The World Wildlife Fund (WWF) have pressed for legal actions against Nintendo for the extreme cruelty that the company promotes in it's video game "Pokemon". In the game, players are instructed to capture animals and imprisson them within balls that are well short of internationally agreed animal rights standards. The game then allows the player to train these creatures to fight, and then force them to do so with each other- an act that the WWF likens to the bull-baiting and c***-fighting. Even more barbaricly, the game even encourages players to capture the most rare animals, rewarding them with extra points for doing so.
A spokesman for the WWF said:
"This game is horrific. It is clearly teaching children that pouching and baiting animals is not only acceptable, but required of them. What makes it all the more disgusting is that the game is created by Nintendo- a company who target all their goods at children by packaging them in brightly coloured purple boxes."
In response to the allegations, Mr. Miyamoto, designer of the Pokemon game, issued this statement:
"Nintendo Corporation upholds the strictest standards in its games. Rather than simply creating an animal slaughter simulation, we aim to educate children about which animals are worth pouching and what training methods are the best. Only by doing this can the children of today become the educated smugglers and pouchers of tomorrow- without which the American economy would collapse."
When the President of America, George "Dubya" Bush, was questioned about Mr. Miyamoto's comments, he gave the following reply:
"Animals are like Saddan Hussein. Yawl know that my pops had to take on Saddam a few years ago, and if I can say one thing about it, it'd be this: Saddam is an evil evil evil man. We should treat him like a pokemon and keep him in a small cage, and then force fight him against Osama Bin Laden. The messages of Pokemon cannot be forgotten- they are that, errrr..."
Following this announcement, it appears that a global conspiracy may be at work
Sonic
A spokesman for the WWF said:
"This game is horrific. It is clearly teaching children that pouching and baiting animals is not only acceptable, but required of them. What makes it all the more disgusting is that the game is created by Nintendo- a company who target all their goods at children by packaging them in brightly coloured purple boxes."
In response to the allegations, Mr. Miyamoto, designer of the Pokemon game, issued this statement:
"Nintendo Corporation upholds the strictest standards in its games. Rather than simply creating an animal slaughter simulation, we aim to educate children about which animals are worth pouching and what training methods are the best. Only by doing this can the children of today become the educated smugglers and pouchers of tomorrow- without which the American economy would collapse."
When the President of America, George "Dubya" Bush, was questioned about Mr. Miyamoto's comments, he gave the following reply:
"Animals are like Saddan Hussein. Yawl know that my pops had to take on Saddam a few years ago, and if I can say one thing about it, it'd be this: Saddam is an evil evil evil man. We should treat him like a pokemon and keep him in a small cage, and then force fight him against Osama Bin Laden. The messages of Pokemon cannot be forgotten- they are that, errrr..."
Following this announcement, it appears that a global conspiracy may be at work
Sonic
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Sonic, that last statement about Bush cracked me up.
at children
> by packaging them in brightly coloured purple boxes."
>
> In response to the allegations, Mr. Miyamoto, designer of the Pokemon
> game, issued this statement:
Mt. Miyamoto designed Pokemon did he????????
Satouri Taijiri!
Miyamoto merley helped.
> by packaging them in brightly coloured purple boxes."
>
> In response to the allegations, Mr. Miyamoto, designer of the Pokemon
> game, issued this statement:
Mt. Miyamoto designed Pokemon did he????????
Satouri Taijiri!
Miyamoto merley helped.
CDouch wrote:
> Guess it just proves Notables (even if they don't want to be a
> Notable) are still human.
No... we are Gods amoungst men. It's just a shame we look and act like men, otherwise it would be obvious to you!
> Guess it just proves Notables (even if they don't want to be a
> Notable) are still human.
No... we are Gods amoungst men. It's just a shame we look and act like men, otherwise it would be obvious to you!
Guess it just proves Notables (even if they don't want to be a Notable) are still human.
phi11ip wrote:
> I think he meant the typo!
>
> :c)
>
> Nintendo are be sued!
Really, I still don't get it. I'm guessing ......
No.. I just got it. After checking the sentence 3 times and then seeing if sued was spelled correctly, I was about to ask what was wrong.
Me Sonic, me idiot.
Sonic
> I think he meant the typo!
>
> :c)
>
> Nintendo are be sued!
Really, I still don't get it. I'm guessing ......
No.. I just got it. After checking the sentence 3 times and then seeing if sued was spelled correctly, I was about to ask what was wrong.
Me Sonic, me idiot.
Sonic
===SONICRAV---> wrote:
> CDouch wrote:
> Nintendo are be sued? I'm sure there's a mistake there somewhere :D
>
> Actually a woman in America was suing a load of developers after her
> son committed some violent act. The likes of Nintendo, Namco and Sega
> were ther.... until someone pointed out that Ninty don't use guns in
> their games!
>
> Sonic
I think he meant the typo!
:c)
Nintendo are be sued!
> CDouch wrote:
> Nintendo are be sued? I'm sure there's a mistake there somewhere :D
>
> Actually a woman in America was suing a load of developers after her
> son committed some violent act. The likes of Nintendo, Namco and Sega
> were ther.... until someone pointed out that Ninty don't use guns in
> their games!
>
> Sonic
I think he meant the typo!
:c)
Nintendo are be sued!
CDouch wrote:
> Nintendo are be sued? I'm sure there's a mistake there somewhere :D
Actually a woman in America was suing a load of developers after her son committed some violent act. The likes of Nintendo, Namco and Sega were ther.... until someone pointed out that Ninty don't use guns in their games!
Sonic
> Nintendo are be sued? I'm sure there's a mistake there somewhere :D
Actually a woman in America was suing a load of developers after her son committed some violent act. The likes of Nintendo, Namco and Sega were ther.... until someone pointed out that Ninty don't use guns in their games!
Sonic
Nintendo are be sued? I'm sure there's a mistake there somewhere :D
Everyone's getting sued today!
And both for cruelty to animals!
Interesting!?!
And both for cruelty to animals!
Interesting!?!
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