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"Kissing"

What a load of over-rated crap

I'm talking about the tounge down the throat stuff... I think I was 12 when I first kissed somebody and have done on many occasions but it just seems boring... enough of this kissy crap how about a shag?

I find a bit disgusting actually... so from now on I'm not going to french kiss because it's crap... instead I'll just kiss normal because I prefer it that way.

Discuss

If you really need to shave your face
To lick the woman's special place
Then the very least you can ask of her
Is to make sure she has a shower
Because your breath is making my eyes sting
And you're showing some pubes when you grin

Right, if it's a prose throwdown you want, IT'S ON NOW PUNK:

Purple Prose is Rubbish
Purple Womb Broom is Better
Get a haircut and a proper head
Then you can get head
But not from me
I don't do man-love
Sorry
Love

Goatboy wrote:
And writing a poem about it afterwards.

:D

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:0D

I think you suck
I think you're weak
So shut your mouth
And kiss my cheek

You can shut up and all. :0D Course I've been kissed.

(Outside family members Grix, and not on the cheek.)

Yes, I have. I was very young and she was a dog, but hey.

(A dog?)

Not a real dog, an ugly girl, why can't you remember this anyway?

(I don't know, probably wasn't there. I'm not sure what I would have done if I was.)

Probably got me to finger her.

(You have a very low opinion of me, you know.)

You wouldn't tell me to do that?

(I didn't say that. I just said you had a low opinion of me. You're right for having it.)

Yeah, I thought so.

And writing a poem about it afterwards.

:D

Bet Grix has never kissed anyone

You get the image of him sitting in the corner shouting at everyone

Heh
Practice on melons or your dog.

er....

It's not about s**ticking your tongue down their throat and wriggling it about a bit. :0D I'd describe what you're supposed to do, but I've promised myself not to write erotica on these forums for some odd reason.

(Because you'll have the sh*t yanked out of you?)

Not jus**t that. I'm not even that sure why.

(Go on then, write some word lovage.)

No. Shut up.

(You know you want to.)

Shut up.

Kissing can be a very nice experience... but I don't like doing it just for the hell of it for someone I just met etc (like a lot of people my age)

You can't really get any better than kissing at 15.

So it rocks.