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What a load of over-rated crap
I'm talking about the tounge down the throat stuff... I think I was 12 when I first kissed somebody and have done on many occasions but it just seems boring... enough of this kissy crap how about a shag?
I find a bit disgusting actually... so from now on I'm not going to french kiss because it's crap... instead I'll just kiss normal because I prefer it that way.
Discuss
I'm talking about the tounge down the throat stuff... I think I was 12 when I first kissed somebody and have done on many occasions but it just seems boring... enough of this kissy crap how about a shag?
I find a bit disgusting actually... so from now on I'm not going to french kiss because it's crap... instead I'll just kiss normal because I prefer it that way.
Discuss
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I'm out on a new "date" tonight.
There is a 95% chance that there will be kissing.
And possibly some rubbing.
Hurrah
There is a 95% chance that there will be kissing.
And possibly some rubbing.
Hurrah
You freaks.
you people need help
all I seem to get is firm handshakes, I thought that was normal, am I misinformed? :-)
Damn Straight.
Best. Thread. Ever.
Grix have you considered going into business as a poetic insultmonger. There's a niche in the market :-)
As for the love debate:
the cosmic joke
men and women finally break.
men and women
deliberately abandon their
loved ones in madhouses
sedated or
electrified
until they die.
cats kill cats at
3am in the morning
chewing off the front
legs and opening the
throat
leaving stiffened fur
and still forms
for any collector of
garbage and life
past gone.
So many wish to be kind
and understanding
so many wish to act educated
and knowing
so many use the word
love
as if they meant
it.
and too many believe it
when they hear
it.
our chances are negated
by our very desire to
be kind.
we've got to raise taxes
so we can feed and
clothe and amuse
all those
in madhouses
and elsewhere
who believed in love
when there was so
little
there.
(I don't think that he denied the existence of love, maybe just that he had stopped believing in it. Because true love is inextricably linked with pain, I waited for years, and in a week there will be nothing left but an airport farewell. Maybe true love is as much about letting go as it is holding on. Or maybe Bukowski got it right: there's more elsewhere, away from the pain. Who knows?)
As for the love debate:
the cosmic joke
men and women finally break.
men and women
deliberately abandon their
loved ones in madhouses
sedated or
electrified
until they die.
cats kill cats at
3am in the morning
chewing off the front
legs and opening the
throat
leaving stiffened fur
and still forms
for any collector of
garbage and life
past gone.
So many wish to be kind
and understanding
so many wish to act educated
and knowing
so many use the word
love
as if they meant
it.
and too many believe it
when they hear
it.
our chances are negated
by our very desire to
be kind.
we've got to raise taxes
so we can feed and
clothe and amuse
all those
in madhouses
and elsewhere
who believed in love
when there was so
little
there.
(I don't think that he denied the existence of love, maybe just that he had stopped believing in it. Because true love is inextricably linked with pain, I waited for years, and in a week there will be nothing left but an airport farewell. Maybe true love is as much about letting go as it is holding on. Or maybe Bukowski got it right: there's more elsewhere, away from the pain. Who knows?)
Sensitivity's a damn fine thing
But it's not everything
Because between sheets the rules are changed
And needs reversed and rearranged
And she's sensitive
"Oh baby yeah!"
Not in her soul
A bit lower
down
There
But it's not everything
Because between sheets the rules are changed
And needs reversed and rearranged
And she's sensitive
"Oh baby yeah!"
Not in her soul
A bit lower
down
There
I know, that's why I found it funny. Taking the pi*s out of the both of us really. :0D
Good fun, all the same. I enjoy insults in rhyme. Mmm.
Might go watch a film now anyway. Choices for today:
Blues Brothers, Rush Hour 2, Airplane.
Think it'll be Rush Hour 2. Blues Bros is on tonight, I think, but I'm out anyway. Never mind.
Jolly good show, your bunch of sweaty stinky poetry amused me. Keep it up, you might find a talent somewhere one day.
:0D
Bah buye
Good fun, all the same. I enjoy insults in rhyme. Mmm.
Might go watch a film now anyway. Choices for today:
Blues Brothers, Rush Hour 2, Airplane.
Think it'll be Rush Hour 2. Blues Bros is on tonight, I think, but I'm out anyway. Never mind.
Jolly good show, your bunch of sweaty stinky poetry amused me. Keep it up, you might find a talent somewhere one day.
:0D
Bah buye
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