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"Ohhhhhh god yes yes YES YESSSS"

Guess what..
It's national orgasm day on wednesday.
Yup.

Yeah yeah. I've heard all the stories about "if you sneeze four times it's equivalent to an orgasm". Personally I have sneezed four or five times in a row several times, and have only felt like crap during and afterwards.

I can only assume that whoever "discovered" this theory was not in fact fully functional.

Whooo! wrote:
> Apparently a sneeze is a quarter of an orgasm. I'm just off to catch
> meself a cold.

Well with my hayfever i must be in permanent euphoria.

Apparently a sneeze is a quarter of an orgasm. I'm just off to catch meself a cold.

I didn't know about this until I saw an advert in an Ann Summers window today in Lakeside:

'Smile if you had an orgasm last night'

Mmmm, I thought, that's a bit wude...

Then I read about today being National Orgasm Day!

Your Honour wrote:
> Well I've just had a w@nk.
>
> Seriously.

Ewwwww.

you mean a "hi-coup"?
AHahahahahah, classic.


Or did you mean a coup d'était?
I think that MoJoJoJo just wants to be able to use italics , because they are SO useful. (see, I could have used some there).

MoJoJoJo wrote:
"You'd think at least the notables would have the power... Give us powers!"


Us? You planning a coup?

So what time is this National Orgasm then?
About 7:30?
Fine by me.

I would, but I dont think the rest of my office would appreciate it even if it is National Orgasm Day.

Well I've just had a w@nk.

Seriously.