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Ok, this sounds like a 'chat' topic, but I assure you, it truly is about the future of gaming for one person...me. Being male, I have often thought about what I would consider to be my perfect woman. I have so far come to the conclusion that this would be my perfect woman:
Looks:
Red hair, not too big, but not too slim. Breasts - size wouldn't matter providing there's some there atleast (any girls reading - I'm sure you'd have preferences on male bodyparts too). Height - tall if possible, though wouldn't make much of a difference to me.
Personality/likes:
Well my perfect woman would have to be fun to be with and would have to like being with me (ofcourse). I'd also prefer it if, like I am in general (offline), she were shy to some degree. She'd also love videogaming.
Now here's why for each reason:
Red hair:- That's just a preference I have. Also made watching Spiderman even more enjoyable :D
General size:- Sure, I prefer slimmer girls to, shall we say, fat. But big doesn't necessary register to me as fat.
Breasts:- Size don't matter? Not to me. Providing I don't end up thinking I'm staring at my very thing brother's chest, or when focusing on breasts I ain't looking towards the knees, breast size doesn't matter to be one bit.
Height:- Well, I'm tall, and I actually prefer the taller girl, however a girl taller than me is hard to come by. However, a girl similar to my height would still fit into the catagorie of 'perfect girl' to me.
Fun:- Sure, my idea of fun is most likely to be different from yours. My idea of fun is spending time with friends playing videogames, board games and other less sociable activities. Providing she isn't a living corpse with breasts, I'd be happy.
Shy:- I prefer the shyer girls. The girls who aren't so pushy about things and actually smile more. Sure, it's partly cos I'm shy (especially when it comes to girls), but what's wrong with that?
Videogames:- A shy red-head girl who likes videogames. Well the chances of me coming across a girl like that are VERY, VERY slim (if the TV show Bitz is anything to go by). But, to be able to sit down and play videogames and for us both to be enjoying ourselves, to me, would be brilliant!
That's one thing I could never give up for a girl. Even if it meant I'd have the best sex every night for the rest of my life, I could never give up videogames. Although a certian member on these forums may disagree (if only to spite me), I'm not purely a spotty nerd who does nothing but sit in a dark room lit only by the monitor of the PC (well...actually...that's the situation I'm typing this in), but I am a person who does like to go out as well as playing videogames.
Sure, videogaming ain't really romantic, and I don't expect anyone to play games even half as much as I do, but a videogaming red-head girl asking me out and eventually becomming my life-long partner would certainly make my life worth living more than just the next Zelda quest would!
So there we have it, my perfect girl. Shame that in the 6 billion people there are on this planet, there are very few that fit into my preferences...and none are likely to just walk through that door.
Looks:
Red hair, not too big, but not too slim. Breasts - size wouldn't matter providing there's some there atleast (any girls reading - I'm sure you'd have preferences on male bodyparts too). Height - tall if possible, though wouldn't make much of a difference to me.
Personality/likes:
Well my perfect woman would have to be fun to be with and would have to like being with me (ofcourse). I'd also prefer it if, like I am in general (offline), she were shy to some degree. She'd also love videogaming.
Now here's why for each reason:
Red hair:- That's just a preference I have. Also made watching Spiderman even more enjoyable :D
General size:- Sure, I prefer slimmer girls to, shall we say, fat. But big doesn't necessary register to me as fat.
Breasts:- Size don't matter? Not to me. Providing I don't end up thinking I'm staring at my very thing brother's chest, or when focusing on breasts I ain't looking towards the knees, breast size doesn't matter to be one bit.
Height:- Well, I'm tall, and I actually prefer the taller girl, however a girl taller than me is hard to come by. However, a girl similar to my height would still fit into the catagorie of 'perfect girl' to me.
Fun:- Sure, my idea of fun is most likely to be different from yours. My idea of fun is spending time with friends playing videogames, board games and other less sociable activities. Providing she isn't a living corpse with breasts, I'd be happy.
Shy:- I prefer the shyer girls. The girls who aren't so pushy about things and actually smile more. Sure, it's partly cos I'm shy (especially when it comes to girls), but what's wrong with that?
Videogames:- A shy red-head girl who likes videogames. Well the chances of me coming across a girl like that are VERY, VERY slim (if the TV show Bitz is anything to go by). But, to be able to sit down and play videogames and for us both to be enjoying ourselves, to me, would be brilliant!
That's one thing I could never give up for a girl. Even if it meant I'd have the best sex every night for the rest of my life, I could never give up videogames. Although a certian member on these forums may disagree (if only to spite me), I'm not purely a spotty nerd who does nothing but sit in a dark room lit only by the monitor of the PC (well...actually...that's the situation I'm typing this in), but I am a person who does like to go out as well as playing videogames.
Sure, videogaming ain't really romantic, and I don't expect anyone to play games even half as much as I do, but a videogaming red-head girl asking me out and eventually becomming my life-long partner would certainly make my life worth living more than just the next Zelda quest would!
So there we have it, my perfect girl. Shame that in the 6 billion people there are on this planet, there are very few that fit into my preferences...and none are likely to just walk through that door
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Hercules! wrote:
> My sister is right over there ----->
>
> But she is taken.
>
> Ah well.
Is she near-abouts the age of 17?
> My sister is right over there ----->
>
> But she is taken.
>
> Ah well.
Is she near-abouts the age of 17?
My sister is right over there ----->
But she is taken.
Ah well.
But she is taken.
Ah well.
mmmm....my favourite source for BSE....
Come on...I must be mad to think I'll ever find the girl of my current dreams lol
Come on...I must be mad to think I'll ever find the girl of my current dreams lol
LOL...... the beef tastes rather...
*pukes*
*faints*
*pukes*
*faints*
Hercules! wrote:
> LOL at the last few posts!
>
> :D
*
Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience. I'm here 'til Saturday. Try the beef.
> LOL at the last few posts!
>
> :D
*
Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience. I'm here 'til Saturday. Try the beef.
LOL at the last few posts!
:D
:D
Edgy wrote:
> Nah, would I be 'friends' with you if I was discriminant against
> albinos?
>
> Just prefer my partner to have female boobies! :D
*
Yeah, whatever you say...
*sniff*
> Nah, would I be 'friends' with you if I was discriminant against
> albinos?
>
> Just prefer my partner to have female boobies! :D
*
Yeah, whatever you say...
*sniff*
Nah, would I be 'friends' with you if I was discriminant against albinos?
Just prefer my partner to have female boobies! :D
Just prefer my partner to have female boobies! :D
Edgy wrote:
> Nah, sorry Mark...you've got nice breasts 'n' all but you're just not
> a.......redhead lol
*
Thats discrimination against albinos!!!
> Nah, sorry Mark...you've got nice breasts 'n' all but you're just not
> a.......redhead lol
*
Thats discrimination against albinos!!!
Nah, sorry Mark...you've got nice breasts 'n' all but you're just not a.......redhead lol
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