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Ok, this sounds like a 'chat' topic, but I assure you, it truly is about the future of gaming for one person...me. Being male, I have often thought about what I would consider to be my perfect woman. I have so far come to the conclusion that this would be my perfect woman:
Looks:
Red hair, not too big, but not too slim. Breasts - size wouldn't matter providing there's some there atleast (any girls reading - I'm sure you'd have preferences on male bodyparts too). Height - tall if possible, though wouldn't make much of a difference to me.
Personality/likes:
Well my perfect woman would have to be fun to be with and would have to like being with me (ofcourse). I'd also prefer it if, like I am in general (offline), she were shy to some degree. She'd also love videogaming.
Now here's why for each reason:
Red hair:- That's just a preference I have. Also made watching Spiderman even more enjoyable :D
General size:- Sure, I prefer slimmer girls to, shall we say, fat. But big doesn't necessary register to me as fat.
Breasts:- Size don't matter? Not to me. Providing I don't end up thinking I'm staring at my very thing brother's chest, or when focusing on breasts I ain't looking towards the knees, breast size doesn't matter to be one bit.
Height:- Well, I'm tall, and I actually prefer the taller girl, however a girl taller than me is hard to come by. However, a girl similar to my height would still fit into the catagorie of 'perfect girl' to me.
Fun:- Sure, my idea of fun is most likely to be different from yours. My idea of fun is spending time with friends playing videogames, board games and other less sociable activities. Providing she isn't a living corpse with breasts, I'd be happy.
Shy:- I prefer the shyer girls. The girls who aren't so pushy about things and actually smile more. Sure, it's partly cos I'm shy (especially when it comes to girls), but what's wrong with that?
Videogames:- A shy red-head girl who likes videogames. Well the chances of me coming across a girl like that are VERY, VERY slim (if the TV show Bitz is anything to go by). But, to be able to sit down and play videogames and for us both to be enjoying ourselves, to me, would be brilliant!
That's one thing I could never give up for a girl. Even if it meant I'd have the best sex every night for the rest of my life, I could never give up videogames. Although a certian member on these forums may disagree (if only to spite me), I'm not purely a spotty nerd who does nothing but sit in a dark room lit only by the monitor of the PC (well...actually...that's the situation I'm typing this in), but I am a person who does like to go out as well as playing videogames.
Sure, videogaming ain't really romantic, and I don't expect anyone to play games even half as much as I do, but a videogaming red-head girl asking me out and eventually becomming my life-long partner would certainly make my life worth living more than just the next Zelda quest would!
So there we have it, my perfect girl. Shame that in the 6 billion people there are on this planet, there are very few that fit into my preferences...and none are likely to just walk through that door.
Looks:
Red hair, not too big, but not too slim. Breasts - size wouldn't matter providing there's some there atleast (any girls reading - I'm sure you'd have preferences on male bodyparts too). Height - tall if possible, though wouldn't make much of a difference to me.
Personality/likes:
Well my perfect woman would have to be fun to be with and would have to like being with me (ofcourse). I'd also prefer it if, like I am in general (offline), she were shy to some degree. She'd also love videogaming.
Now here's why for each reason:
Red hair:- That's just a preference I have. Also made watching Spiderman even more enjoyable :D
General size:- Sure, I prefer slimmer girls to, shall we say, fat. But big doesn't necessary register to me as fat.
Breasts:- Size don't matter? Not to me. Providing I don't end up thinking I'm staring at my very thing brother's chest, or when focusing on breasts I ain't looking towards the knees, breast size doesn't matter to be one bit.
Height:- Well, I'm tall, and I actually prefer the taller girl, however a girl taller than me is hard to come by. However, a girl similar to my height would still fit into the catagorie of 'perfect girl' to me.
Fun:- Sure, my idea of fun is most likely to be different from yours. My idea of fun is spending time with friends playing videogames, board games and other less sociable activities. Providing she isn't a living corpse with breasts, I'd be happy.
Shy:- I prefer the shyer girls. The girls who aren't so pushy about things and actually smile more. Sure, it's partly cos I'm shy (especially when it comes to girls), but what's wrong with that?
Videogames:- A shy red-head girl who likes videogames. Well the chances of me coming across a girl like that are VERY, VERY slim (if the TV show Bitz is anything to go by). But, to be able to sit down and play videogames and for us both to be enjoying ourselves, to me, would be brilliant!
That's one thing I could never give up for a girl. Even if it meant I'd have the best sex every night for the rest of my life, I could never give up videogames. Although a certian member on these forums may disagree (if only to spite me), I'm not purely a spotty nerd who does nothing but sit in a dark room lit only by the monitor of the PC (well...actually...that's the situation I'm typing this in), but I am a person who does like to go out as well as playing videogames.
Sure, videogaming ain't really romantic, and I don't expect anyone to play games even half as much as I do, but a videogaming red-head girl asking me out and eventually becomming my life-long partner would certainly make my life worth living more than just the next Zelda quest would!
So there we have it, my perfect girl. Shame that in the 6 billion people there are on this planet, there are very few that fit into my preferences...and none are likely to just walk through that door
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Insane Bartender wrote:
> girlfriend saying to some random guy in scotland "don't worry,
> gaz won't see what I've written, I know how to delete log files".
> Classic. Thank the lord for Windows Task Scheduler.
Lol, no offence, but what a fool :o)
Did you tell her? Lol..
*Cough*
"Do you talk to anyone in Scotland..? ACTUALLY! Can you delete log files? Hmmmm?"
> girlfriend saying to some random guy in scotland "don't worry,
> gaz won't see what I've written, I know how to delete log files".
> Classic. Thank the lord for Windows Task Scheduler.
Lol, no offence, but what a fool :o)
Did you tell her? Lol..
*Cough*
"Do you talk to anyone in Scotland..? ACTUALLY! Can you delete log files? Hmmmm?"
Thankfully, I wasn't on the tills for long (about two hours out of the six months I worked there in total) and most of the women who were buying bras were young-ish and the other customers were men buying for their girlfriends and wives (I hope!)
So I didn't have to check the bigger sizes...
Even those I did, all I had to check was the UPC (barcode number) on the sewn on labels inside them and see if they matched the barcode on the boxes....
Shame none of the nicer looking girls from my year in the sixth form were purchasing products for themselves....atleast then I could say I got my hands in their knickers :D
So I didn't have to check the bigger sizes...
Even those I did, all I had to check was the UPC (barcode number) on the sewn on labels inside them and see if they matched the barcode on the boxes....
Shame none of the nicer looking girls from my year in the sixth form were purchasing products for themselves....atleast then I could say I got my hands in their knickers :D
GasMask wrote:
> I love her to bits. And she's quite good a Super Monkey Ball too!
Im in heaven.
> I love her to bits. And she's quite good a Super Monkey Ball too!
Im in heaven.
It makes me laugh to think that you were looking through bra's in those boxes and picked one out to check that meant you had to strech your arms as far as they'd go followed by an "ai carumba!"....
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I am so sorry....
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I am so sorry....
Nice on Edgy :D
Good post and funny M&S story, what more do you want in a topic?
Good post and funny M&S story, what more do you want in a topic?
Even if that's who I appear to be in your eyes, I'm not changing myself for anyone.
Got to agree with MC here.
Edgy wrote:
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> That's one thing I could never give up for a girl. Even if it meant
> I'd have the best sex every night for the rest of my life, I could
> never give up videogames.
Geek.
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> That's one thing I could never give up for a girl. Even if it meant
> I'd have the best sex every night for the rest of my life, I could
> never give up videogames.
Geek.
This is an 'Embarass Dark Mark' moment brought to you by Edgy.
In my local Debenhams, there's an Electronics Boutique store. The quickest way to get there was to go through the womens underwear department. Mark always preferred to go the longer way to avoid it, but I, having worked in Marks & Spencers* for 6 months couldn't see the problem. So I made him go the shorter way with me. He went so red everytime we went through there :D
*I only once worked in the womens underwear department in Marks & Spencer. Although it was quite interesting, I don't think the majority of customers liked seeing a male on the till. Infact, working on the till, I had to check that the bras in the boxes matched the design and size printed on the box incase anyone tried to get away with swapping the boxes so that they're paying for a cheaper bra. I got some funny looks from the customers then.
In my local Debenhams, there's an Electronics Boutique store. The quickest way to get there was to go through the womens underwear department. Mark always preferred to go the longer way to avoid it, but I, having worked in Marks & Spencers* for 6 months couldn't see the problem. So I made him go the shorter way with me. He went so red everytime we went through there :D
*I only once worked in the womens underwear department in Marks & Spencer. Although it was quite interesting, I don't think the majority of customers liked seeing a male on the till. Infact, working on the till, I had to check that the bras in the boxes matched the design and size printed on the box incase anyone tried to get away with swapping the boxes so that they're paying for a cheaper bra. I got some funny looks from the customers then.
My perfect girl would be the girl i'm goin out with at the moment, only she would never have that time of the month and I wouldn't have to go girly shopping with her. Hell, I like looking at womens underwear but it doesn't mean I want to go shopping with her for it.
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