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I've had some stick because i put this post in the future of gaming chat, so,i can't move it so i've copied it and i'll let the other die off and this forum will be more suitable for my post, anyway enjoy:
How men get showered:
Rip all clothes off and throw in a pile.
Suck in beer belly and admire how sexy you look.
Admire size of manhood.
Start shower.
Pee in shower.
Wash hair with water for two minutes.
Get out.
Drip all water all over the floor.
Admire yourself in mirror again.
Sit in towel and watch t v until your completely dry.
Put clothes on what you wore two days ago still in a pile on your floor.
How women get showered:
Take off clothes carefully and put them in assorted piles (lights,darks) net to the wash basket.
Stick out belly and complain how fat you are.
Look at boobs and complain there too small and mishapen.
Have a pee before you get in the shower.
Start shower.
Wash hair with shampoo,conditioner etc and wash skin with saop,moisturiser etc, take half an hour.
Get dryed in the shower and put on dressing gown.
Do hair.
Select clothes,not forgetting to complain that you haven't got any new clothes for ages.
Do make up.
Does it relate to anyone you know?? ;-D
How men get showered:
Rip all clothes off and throw in a pile.
Suck in beer belly and admire how sexy you look.
Admire size of manhood.
Start shower.
Pee in shower.
Wash hair with water for two minutes.
Get out.
Drip all water all over the floor.
Admire yourself in mirror again.
Sit in towel and watch t v until your completely dry.
Put clothes on what you wore two days ago still in a pile on your floor.
How women get showered:
Take off clothes carefully and put them in assorted piles (lights,darks) net to the wash basket.
Stick out belly and complain how fat you are.
Look at boobs and complain there too small and mishapen.
Have a pee before you get in the shower.
Start shower.
Wash hair with shampoo,conditioner etc and wash skin with saop,moisturiser etc, take half an hour.
Get dryed in the shower and put on dressing gown.
Do hair.
Select clothes,not forgetting to complain that you haven't got any new clothes for ages.
Do make up.
Does it relate to anyone you know?? ;-D
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I dunno what that means but...... what the heck..... i'll laugh anyway...
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totally unsubstantianed.
LOL!
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:D
I've had some stick because i put this post in the future of gaming chat, so,i can't move it so i've copied it and i'll let the other die off and this forum will be more suitable for my post, anyway enjoy:
How men get showered:
Rip all clothes off and throw in a pile.
Suck in beer belly and admire how sexy you look.
Admire size of manhood.
Start shower.
Pee in shower.
Wash hair with water for two minutes.
Get out.
Drip all water all over the floor.
Admire yourself in mirror again.
Sit in towel and watch t v until your completely dry.
Put clothes on what you wore two days ago still in a pile on your floor.
How women get showered:
Take off clothes carefully and put them in assorted piles (lights,darks) net to the wash basket.
Stick out belly and complain how fat you are.
Look at boobs and complain there too small and mishapen.
Have a pee before you get in the shower.
Start shower.
Wash hair with shampoo,conditioner etc and wash skin with saop,moisturiser etc, take half an hour.
Get dryed in the shower and put on dressing gown.
Do hair.
Select clothes,not forgetting to complain that you haven't got any new clothes for ages.
Do make up.
Does it relate to anyone you know?? ;-D
How men get showered:
Rip all clothes off and throw in a pile.
Suck in beer belly and admire how sexy you look.
Admire size of manhood.
Start shower.
Pee in shower.
Wash hair with water for two minutes.
Get out.
Drip all water all over the floor.
Admire yourself in mirror again.
Sit in towel and watch t v until your completely dry.
Put clothes on what you wore two days ago still in a pile on your floor.
How women get showered:
Take off clothes carefully and put them in assorted piles (lights,darks) net to the wash basket.
Stick out belly and complain how fat you are.
Look at boobs and complain there too small and mishapen.
Have a pee before you get in the shower.
Start shower.
Wash hair with shampoo,conditioner etc and wash skin with saop,moisturiser etc, take half an hour.
Get dryed in the shower and put on dressing gown.
Do hair.
Select clothes,not forgetting to complain that you haven't got any new clothes for ages.
Do make up.
Does it relate to anyone you know?? ;-D
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