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I've had some stick because i put this post in the future of gaming chat, so,i can't move it so i've copied it and i'll let the other die off and this forum will be more suitable for my post, anyway enjoy:
How men get showered:
Rip all clothes off and throw in a pile.
Suck in beer belly and admire how sexy you look.
Admire size of manhood.
Start shower.
Pee in shower.
Wash hair with water for two minutes.
Get out.
Drip all water all over the floor.
Admire yourself in mirror again.
Sit in towel and watch t v until your completely dry.
Put clothes on what you wore two days ago still in a pile on your floor.
How women get showered:
Take off clothes carefully and put them in assorted piles (lights,darks) net to the wash basket.
Stick out belly and complain how fat you are.
Look at boobs and complain there too small and mishapen.
Have a pee before you get in the shower.
Start shower.
Wash hair with shampoo,conditioner etc and wash skin with saop,moisturiser etc, take half an hour.
Get dryed in the shower and put on dressing gown.
Do hair.
Select clothes,not forgetting to complain that you haven't got any new clothes for ages.
Do make up.
Does it relate to anyone you know?? ;-D
How men get showered:
Rip all clothes off and throw in a pile.
Suck in beer belly and admire how sexy you look.
Admire size of manhood.
Start shower.
Pee in shower.
Wash hair with water for two minutes.
Get out.
Drip all water all over the floor.
Admire yourself in mirror again.
Sit in towel and watch t v until your completely dry.
Put clothes on what you wore two days ago still in a pile on your floor.
How women get showered:
Take off clothes carefully and put them in assorted piles (lights,darks) net to the wash basket.
Stick out belly and complain how fat you are.
Look at boobs and complain there too small and mishapen.
Have a pee before you get in the shower.
Start shower.
Wash hair with shampoo,conditioner etc and wash skin with saop,moisturiser etc, take half an hour.
Get dryed in the shower and put on dressing gown.
Do hair.
Select clothes,not forgetting to complain that you haven't got any new clothes for ages.
Do make up.
Does it relate to anyone you know?? ;-D
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I've had some stick because i put this post in the future of gaming chat, so,i can't move it so i've copied it and i'll let the other die off and this forum will be more suitable for my post, anyway enjoy:
How men get showered:
Rip all clothes off and throw in a pile.
Suck in beer belly and admire how sexy you look.
Admire size of manhood.
Start shower.
Pee in shower.
Wash hair with water for two minutes.
Get out.
Drip all water all over the floor.
Admire yourself in mirror again.
Sit in towel and watch t v until your completely dry.
Put clothes on what you wore two days ago still in a pile on your floor.
How women get showered:
Take off clothes carefully and put them in assorted piles (lights,darks) net to the wash basket.
Stick out belly and complain how fat you are.
Look at boobs and complain there too small and mishapen.
Have a pee before you get in the shower.
Start shower.
Wash hair with shampoo,conditioner etc and wash skin with saop,moisturiser etc, take half an hour.
Get dryed in the shower and put on dressing gown.
Do hair.
Select clothes,not forgetting to complain that you haven't got any new clothes for ages.
Do make up.
Does it relate to anyone you know?? ;-D
How men get showered:
Rip all clothes off and throw in a pile.
Suck in beer belly and admire how sexy you look.
Admire size of manhood.
Start shower.
Pee in shower.
Wash hair with water for two minutes.
Get out.
Drip all water all over the floor.
Admire yourself in mirror again.
Sit in towel and watch t v until your completely dry.
Put clothes on what you wore two days ago still in a pile on your floor.
How women get showered:
Take off clothes carefully and put them in assorted piles (lights,darks) net to the wash basket.
Stick out belly and complain how fat you are.
Look at boobs and complain there too small and mishapen.
Have a pee before you get in the shower.
Start shower.
Wash hair with shampoo,conditioner etc and wash skin with saop,moisturiser etc, take half an hour.
Get dryed in the shower and put on dressing gown.
Do hair.
Select clothes,not forgetting to complain that you haven't got any new clothes for ages.
Do make up.
Does it relate to anyone you know?? ;-D
LOL!
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totally unsubstantianed.
I dunno what that means but...... what the heck..... i'll laugh anyway...
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awww.... cute.
*mwyahhh*
*mwyahhh*
I think this is a very sexist post!
I'm a man, and I often complain that my boobs are too small!
;-)
I'm a man, and I often complain that my boobs are too small!
;-)
Saturday Night 5.45pm
Me – “Hey, missus, hadn’t you better start getting ready as we are meeting everyone at the pub at 7.30pm”
Missus – “oh don’t worry, we’ve got loads of time, it’ll only take me 5 mins to get ready”
Me – “ok, but remember, I’m leaving the house at 7.15pm Latest”
6.30pm
Me – “Are you sure your going to be ready ‘cause we had this last week and I really hate standing about waiting for you and wasting valuable drinking time”
Missus – “Stop going on at me, I’ve only got to have a quick shower and get changed and I’m ready”
Me – (Holds head in hands)
7.15pm
Me – “Right I’m leaving”
Missus – “Hang on I’m coming, I just want to finish getting ready”
Me – “Oh what a surprise”
7.45pm
Me - “I bleeden’ knew this was going to happen, why do think I said 2 hours ago that you should start getting ready”
Missus – “Your always so horrible to me, I only wanted to try and look nice so that you wont be embarrassed to be seen with me, I needed to change 4 times because I wasn’t happy with the way I looked”
Me – (Mumbled) but your wearing jeans and a t-shirt and anyway we’re only going to the pub, its no biggie”
Missus – “WHAT WAS THAT???
Me – “nothing”
Missus – “GOOD, You think your friends are more important than me, it just shows that you don’t love me, boo hoo hoo hoo”
Me – “I’m sorry, they’re only my friends, they’re not as important as you.”
All of a sudden, I’m the villain, its all my fault and when we do get to the pub I then get moaned at by me mates for being late and giving in to the woman and also by the missus ‘cause there’s no where to sit ‘cause we got there late.
AAAGGGGHHHH
Thank you
Me – “Hey, missus, hadn’t you better start getting ready as we are meeting everyone at the pub at 7.30pm”
Missus – “oh don’t worry, we’ve got loads of time, it’ll only take me 5 mins to get ready”
Me – “ok, but remember, I’m leaving the house at 7.15pm Latest”
6.30pm
Me – “Are you sure your going to be ready ‘cause we had this last week and I really hate standing about waiting for you and wasting valuable drinking time”
Missus – “Stop going on at me, I’ve only got to have a quick shower and get changed and I’m ready”
Me – (Holds head in hands)
7.15pm
Me – “Right I’m leaving”
Missus – “Hang on I’m coming, I just want to finish getting ready”
Me – “Oh what a surprise”
7.45pm
Me - “I bleeden’ knew this was going to happen, why do think I said 2 hours ago that you should start getting ready”
Missus – “Your always so horrible to me, I only wanted to try and look nice so that you wont be embarrassed to be seen with me, I needed to change 4 times because I wasn’t happy with the way I looked”
Me – (Mumbled) but your wearing jeans and a t-shirt and anyway we’re only going to the pub, its no biggie”
Missus – “WHAT WAS THAT???
Me – “nothing”
Missus – “GOOD, You think your friends are more important than me, it just shows that you don’t love me, boo hoo hoo hoo”
Me – “I’m sorry, they’re only my friends, they’re not as important as you.”
All of a sudden, I’m the villain, its all my fault and when we do get to the pub I then get moaned at by me mates for being late and giving in to the woman and also by the missus ‘cause there’s no where to sit ‘cause we got there late.
AAAGGGGHHHH
Thank you
that is the truest thing ive ever seen in these forums.
Too true.
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