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"I might have a job"

In a very busy cafe

I'll be really crap and I feel sorry for anyone that gets served by me

Ah well

Funny how everyone you know is desperate for a job at this age yet few years down the line they'll say school was the best days of your life.

Wonder if there's a job where you sit on net all day and get paid... I think Goatboy has that... lucky devil.

You know, from the message you've communicated across to me, FM, I might as well live with my mum for the rest of my life, working at Safeway and playing games!

It isn't a bad idea, come to that. Except the part about living with my mum all my life. I'd like to have a wife.

2nd one

Much better

Sheepy wrote:
> I might have a job.

You either do or you don't. There's an easy way to tell the difference:

If you wake up in the morning and feel you haven't had enough sleep because it's before lunchtime, then have to spend your day doing what other people tell you to do for next to no money, then feel very tired in the evenings and get the feeling that you're not playing your computer games as much as you should, then you've probably got a job.

If you wake up around 11am each day feeling refreshed and invigorated and looking forward to finally cracking that game that you've been stuck on for ages, saunter around the house in your socks, look forward to Mondays so that you can laugh at everyone else who has to get up and go to work, then you've probably not got a job.

Well today i phoned game. After the usual "Hi this is Game, where we have gamecubes in stock, im Peter how may i help you" I finally got to the nitty gritty of asking if any vacancies were open, to be told "ermm you will have to come into the store and fill in an application form" I dont know if there are any vacancies, will there be any point?

Why does everyone work but me... tsk tsk.

And I work at a holiday club. I get paid for watching videos mostly.

And I work in Woolworths.

I work in an OAP home.

Rock.

Stryke wrote:
> Bet you'll redistribute your tips, in a Communist way, won't you? Or
> will you be betraying your ideals and keep it? Ah, a conflict between
> Communism and beer money.
>
> You know which makes sense.

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oooh conflict

I won't get any tips anyway

Goatboy wrote:
> Yep, I snagged that job Sheepy.
> But it took me years of mook jobs to get here.
>
> *leans back and lights a smoke*
> I get to listen to CDs all day long now.
> And stare at boobs.
>
> It's hell

Damn that must be rough, how do you get up in the moring?

:D