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Gets up, farts, realize it's the
weekend goes back to bed.
Wakes up an hour later,
realize i am missing footy.
Sit in my pants on sofa with can of beer
watching T.V.
After match wife hits me with broom.
Go upstairs
climb out of window
gets a divorce and
now every weekend sits watching footy!