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Well hello there, I'm the RPGenie, he that knows everything about every RPG ever released.
I'm here to grant the wishes of three lucky gamers, each of them wishing they could be helped through a tricky part of a game they're currently playing. First up is Daryl Davenport, from Tooting:
RPGenie, please hear my plee, I wish to know how to get into the Woggles cave in 'Brightly Fun Adventure Land' on the Gamecube. *I've tried everything.
Hahahah! Daryl, how you make me laugh! You say you've tried everything, when this clearly cannot be the truth, or you would have succeeded. Never ye mind, I shall ignore your insignificant little untruth, and solve your problem!
To get in you need to speak the Woggles password into the nearby tree, this will cause the rock to move, and let you in. Simple enough really? But wait, I expect you'll want to know how to learn the Woggles password! Well I'll tell you that too. Make sure that you have fully charged your happy beam, and head into the scary woods, making sure that you have your puppy companion fully fed, so he's not hungry. You will see a grumpy Woggle picking mushrooms in the woods, give him a blast with the happy beam, and not only will he give you the mushrooms that will enhance the power of your colour-sword, he'll also tell you the password!
Can't dwell on this any longer though Daryl, for another be-problemed gamer is calling out to me from across the sea...
RPGenie, in all your wisdom, please grant me my wish, and tell me how to defeat Begardodangoron in 'Powerglove of Wayne' on the Xbox. Malcolm De Sade, La Rochelle.
Malcolm, worry ye not my friend, for I am your gaming laxitive. Soon you shall be flowing smoothly again through the game. Begardodangoron is a rather tough foe for this stage of the game, but with certain items and spells it becomes much easier. Firstly make sure that both Raygon and Estellinia are at level 32, and that Mugavin has learnt the Pharkitt spell. If you're weaker than this, simply level up by fighting Flint-Trolls under the bridge. Visit the witch, Netobrek, in Aldimasto and purchase 10 doses of Doc-leaf, and the amulet of Brett. With these items and strength, Begardodangoron shouldn't be too much trouble, just concentate on it's arms first.
Now my promise is to grant wishes of three, and now the thirsd comes to me...
RPGenie, please grant my wish, and help me with 'Kentucky Mud Rock' on the PS2, if you can. I can't get into the store in Hicktown, as these rednecks won't let me by.
If I can? If I can! hahahah! Of course I can, for I am the RPGenie, and if it's in the game, I've mastered it. I shall take not offence to your disbelief in me, and deliver to you the required solution my poor young fool!
First off, head out to the far north of town, and either cut down the fence with the chainsaw, or bash it down with a rock. Use something red to draw the bull out of it's pen, then follow it as it races past you, back into town. When in town the bull will stop in front of a dirty-faced, then start to charge. Cast your ROPE spell to capture the bull. The parents of the dirty face dchild will be so pleased with yu, they will give you a pig.
Wait until evening, then head to the warehouse in the centre of town. Speak to the man on the door, and he'll enter your pig into an illegal farm fight with a rooster. Cast the SLEEP spell on yuor pig to ensure that it looses. The winners just so happen to be the rednecks blocking the path to the store, and the next day they will have moved on. You're free to go in and buy the shotgun, and stock up on liquor.
With that, my three wishes have been granted for this week. If you're greatest wish is for help on an RPG, simply rub a lamp, any lamp, and the Genie network will get the message to me, and I'll be back in a flash to answer your RPG related questions!
I'm here to grant the wishes of three lucky gamers, each of them wishing they could be helped through a tricky part of a game they're currently playing. First up is Daryl Davenport, from Tooting:
RPGenie, please hear my plee, I wish to know how to get into the Woggles cave in 'Brightly Fun Adventure Land' on the Gamecube. *I've tried everything.
Hahahah! Daryl, how you make me laugh! You say you've tried everything, when this clearly cannot be the truth, or you would have succeeded. Never ye mind, I shall ignore your insignificant little untruth, and solve your problem!
To get in you need to speak the Woggles password into the nearby tree, this will cause the rock to move, and let you in. Simple enough really? But wait, I expect you'll want to know how to learn the Woggles password! Well I'll tell you that too. Make sure that you have fully charged your happy beam, and head into the scary woods, making sure that you have your puppy companion fully fed, so he's not hungry. You will see a grumpy Woggle picking mushrooms in the woods, give him a blast with the happy beam, and not only will he give you the mushrooms that will enhance the power of your colour-sword, he'll also tell you the password!
Can't dwell on this any longer though Daryl, for another be-problemed gamer is calling out to me from across the sea...
RPGenie, in all your wisdom, please grant me my wish, and tell me how to defeat Begardodangoron in 'Powerglove of Wayne' on the Xbox. Malcolm De Sade, La Rochelle.
Malcolm, worry ye not my friend, for I am your gaming laxitive. Soon you shall be flowing smoothly again through the game. Begardodangoron is a rather tough foe for this stage of the game, but with certain items and spells it becomes much easier. Firstly make sure that both Raygon and Estellinia are at level 32, and that Mugavin has learnt the Pharkitt spell. If you're weaker than this, simply level up by fighting Flint-Trolls under the bridge. Visit the witch, Netobrek, in Aldimasto and purchase 10 doses of Doc-leaf, and the amulet of Brett. With these items and strength, Begardodangoron shouldn't be too much trouble, just concentate on it's arms first.
Now my promise is to grant wishes of three, and now the thirsd comes to me...
RPGenie, please grant my wish, and help me with 'Kentucky Mud Rock' on the PS2, if you can. I can't get into the store in Hicktown, as these rednecks won't let me by.
If I can? If I can! hahahah! Of course I can, for I am the RPGenie, and if it's in the game, I've mastered it. I shall take not offence to your disbelief in me, and deliver to you the required solution my poor young fool!
First off, head out to the far north of town, and either cut down the fence with the chainsaw, or bash it down with a rock. Use something red to draw the bull out of it's pen, then follow it as it races past you, back into town. When in town the bull will stop in front of a dirty-faced, then start to charge. Cast your ROPE spell to capture the bull. The parents of the dirty face dchild will be so pleased with yu, they will give you a pig.
Wait until evening, then head to the warehouse in the centre of town. Speak to the man on the door, and he'll enter your pig into an illegal farm fight with a rooster. Cast the SLEEP spell on yuor pig to ensure that it looses. The winners just so happen to be the rednecks blocking the path to the store, and the next day they will have moved on. You're free to go in and buy the shotgun, and stock up on liquor.
With that, my three wishes have been granted for this week. If you're greatest wish is for help on an RPG, simply rub a lamp, any lamp, and the Genie network will get the message to me, and I'll be back in a flash to answer your RPG related questions!
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Wow, thanks!
:o)
That's the nicest praise I've recieved in a while.
Thanks alot!
:o)
That's the nicest praise I've recieved in a while.
Thanks alot!
I'll be telling the truth when I say that I have never laughed so much when reading a post!
I thought I'd never laugh so much at Goatboy's, but this conquers all!
The Gamecube and Xbox advice was the best - you know how to exaggerate, Meka! And you know how to make it funny and plainly not a serious post at the same time.
Congratulations.
That better win GAD.
(Even though I posted one today, I think that deserves it)
I thought I'd never laugh so much at Goatboy's, but this conquers all!
The Gamecube and Xbox advice was the best - you know how to exaggerate, Meka! And you know how to make it funny and plainly not a serious post at the same time.
Congratulations.
That better win GAD.
(Even though I posted one today, I think that deserves it)
Well hello there, I'm the RPGenie, he that knows everything about every RPG ever released.
I'm here to grant the wishes of three lucky gamers, each of them wishing they could be helped through a tricky part of a game they're currently playing. First up is Daryl Davenport, from Tooting:
RPGenie, please hear my plee, I wish to know how to get into the Woggles cave in 'Brightly Fun Adventure Land' on the Gamecube. *I've tried everything.
Hahahah! Daryl, how you make me laugh! You say you've tried everything, when this clearly cannot be the truth, or you would have succeeded. Never ye mind, I shall ignore your insignificant little untruth, and solve your problem!
To get in you need to speak the Woggles password into the nearby tree, this will cause the rock to move, and let you in. Simple enough really? But wait, I expect you'll want to know how to learn the Woggles password! Well I'll tell you that too. Make sure that you have fully charged your happy beam, and head into the scary woods, making sure that you have your puppy companion fully fed, so he's not hungry. You will see a grumpy Woggle picking mushrooms in the woods, give him a blast with the happy beam, and not only will he give you the mushrooms that will enhance the power of your colour-sword, he'll also tell you the password!
Can't dwell on this any longer though Daryl, for another be-problemed gamer is calling out to me from across the sea...
RPGenie, in all your wisdom, please grant me my wish, and tell me how to defeat Begardodangoron in 'Powerglove of Wayne' on the Xbox. Malcolm De Sade, La Rochelle.
Malcolm, worry ye not my friend, for I am your gaming laxitive. Soon you shall be flowing smoothly again through the game. Begardodangoron is a rather tough foe for this stage of the game, but with certain items and spells it becomes much easier. Firstly make sure that both Raygon and Estellinia are at level 32, and that Mugavin has learnt the Pharkitt spell. If you're weaker than this, simply level up by fighting Flint-Trolls under the bridge. Visit the witch, Netobrek, in Aldimasto and purchase 10 doses of Doc-leaf, and the amulet of Brett. With these items and strength, Begardodangoron shouldn't be too much trouble, just concentate on it's arms first.
Now my promise is to grant wishes of three, and now the thirsd comes to me...
RPGenie, please grant my wish, and help me with 'Kentucky Mud Rock' on the PS2, if you can. I can't get into the store in Hicktown, as these rednecks won't let me by.
If I can? If I can! hahahah! Of course I can, for I am the RPGenie, and if it's in the game, I've mastered it. I shall take not offence to your disbelief in me, and deliver to you the required solution my poor young fool!
First off, head out to the far north of town, and either cut down the fence with the chainsaw, or bash it down with a rock. Use something red to draw the bull out of it's pen, then follow it as it races past you, back into town. When in town the bull will stop in front of a dirty-faced, then start to charge. Cast your ROPE spell to capture the bull. The parents of the dirty face dchild will be so pleased with yu, they will give you a pig.
Wait until evening, then head to the warehouse in the centre of town. Speak to the man on the door, and he'll enter your pig into an illegal farm fight with a rooster. Cast the SLEEP spell on yuor pig to ensure that it looses. The winners just so happen to be the rednecks blocking the path to the store, and the next day they will have moved on. You're free to go in and buy the shotgun, and stock up on liquor.
With that, my three wishes have been granted for this week. If you're greatest wish is for help on an RPG, simply rub a lamp, any lamp, and the Genie network will get the message to me, and I'll be back in a flash to answer your RPG related questions!
I'm here to grant the wishes of three lucky gamers, each of them wishing they could be helped through a tricky part of a game they're currently playing. First up is Daryl Davenport, from Tooting:
RPGenie, please hear my plee, I wish to know how to get into the Woggles cave in 'Brightly Fun Adventure Land' on the Gamecube. *I've tried everything.
Hahahah! Daryl, how you make me laugh! You say you've tried everything, when this clearly cannot be the truth, or you would have succeeded. Never ye mind, I shall ignore your insignificant little untruth, and solve your problem!
To get in you need to speak the Woggles password into the nearby tree, this will cause the rock to move, and let you in. Simple enough really? But wait, I expect you'll want to know how to learn the Woggles password! Well I'll tell you that too. Make sure that you have fully charged your happy beam, and head into the scary woods, making sure that you have your puppy companion fully fed, so he's not hungry. You will see a grumpy Woggle picking mushrooms in the woods, give him a blast with the happy beam, and not only will he give you the mushrooms that will enhance the power of your colour-sword, he'll also tell you the password!
Can't dwell on this any longer though Daryl, for another be-problemed gamer is calling out to me from across the sea...
RPGenie, in all your wisdom, please grant me my wish, and tell me how to defeat Begardodangoron in 'Powerglove of Wayne' on the Xbox. Malcolm De Sade, La Rochelle.
Malcolm, worry ye not my friend, for I am your gaming laxitive. Soon you shall be flowing smoothly again through the game. Begardodangoron is a rather tough foe for this stage of the game, but with certain items and spells it becomes much easier. Firstly make sure that both Raygon and Estellinia are at level 32, and that Mugavin has learnt the Pharkitt spell. If you're weaker than this, simply level up by fighting Flint-Trolls under the bridge. Visit the witch, Netobrek, in Aldimasto and purchase 10 doses of Doc-leaf, and the amulet of Brett. With these items and strength, Begardodangoron shouldn't be too much trouble, just concentate on it's arms first.
Now my promise is to grant wishes of three, and now the thirsd comes to me...
RPGenie, please grant my wish, and help me with 'Kentucky Mud Rock' on the PS2, if you can. I can't get into the store in Hicktown, as these rednecks won't let me by.
If I can? If I can! hahahah! Of course I can, for I am the RPGenie, and if it's in the game, I've mastered it. I shall take not offence to your disbelief in me, and deliver to you the required solution my poor young fool!
First off, head out to the far north of town, and either cut down the fence with the chainsaw, or bash it down with a rock. Use something red to draw the bull out of it's pen, then follow it as it races past you, back into town. When in town the bull will stop in front of a dirty-faced, then start to charge. Cast your ROPE spell to capture the bull. The parents of the dirty face dchild will be so pleased with yu, they will give you a pig.
Wait until evening, then head to the warehouse in the centre of town. Speak to the man on the door, and he'll enter your pig into an illegal farm fight with a rooster. Cast the SLEEP spell on yuor pig to ensure that it looses. The winners just so happen to be the rednecks blocking the path to the store, and the next day they will have moved on. You're free to go in and buy the shotgun, and stock up on liquor.
With that, my three wishes have been granted for this week. If you're greatest wish is for help on an RPG, simply rub a lamp, any lamp, and the Genie network will get the message to me, and I'll be back in a flash to answer your RPG related questions!
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