GetDotted Domains

Viewing Thread:
"Jolie to divorce Billy Bob...."

The "Freeola Customer Forum" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.

Sun 21/07/02 at 12:23
Regular
Posts: 787
After 2 years married to Billy Bob Thornton, Angelina Jolie is after a divorce.

Apparently, difficulties arose when Jolie started spending 'too much' time with their recently adopted Cambodian son.

Billy Bob, star of such classics as Armageddon and Bandits, was out partying with young 'ladies' whilst Jolie was at home looking after her baby.

The two have spent very little time with each other over the last few weeks, with Billy Bob in California recording his new solo album entitled "My God I had No Idea I Was A Singer!" and Jolie in talks over a sequel to the massivley hated 'Tomb Raider'.

The two Hollywood stars had tattoos of the other's name as well as necklaces containing the other's blood. For his last birthday, Jolie bought Billy Bob two plots at the cemetery so they could be buried alongside each other. Billy Bob has now been heard to say "I wish she'd bought me a TV now."

Billy Bob isn't a newbie in the company of well known stars. As well as appearing in a number of movies with Hollywood Megastar Bruce Willis, he also appeared alongside the Legend Bill "Simon" Paxton in smash hit 'A Simple Plan' in which an old lady is blown away with a shotgun. Paxton was known to have said "it was the best moment of my career so far!" When asked if it matched even his True Lies moments, the actor sneered and walked off.

At the time of Jolie's and Billy Bob's wedding, Jolie's family and friends were known to have said "she's crazy. She could have any bloke on the planet and she chooses a 46 old Texan." Billy Bob's family and friends were known to have said "she's crazy. She could have any bloke on the planet and she chooses a 46 old Texan." Billy Bob made no comment.

Billy Bob, who has had 4 children over his previous marriages, was dating Hollywood Annoyance Laura Dern before meeting Jolie. Dern only found out she was dumped she she heard of the others' wedding on the radio. A hell of a way to find out. Dern apparently told Billy Bob he was a "son-of-a-****h" after the wedding before offering her condolences to Jolie.



In other news, Jake LaMotta turns 80. The birthday party was said to be a huge success with no armed forces trying to take LaMotta to jail, Scorcese sending a fruit basket and De Niro doing absolutely nothing. Friend's of LaMotta estimate that De Niro has around 4 weeks to live before the Raging Bull hunts him down and makes his opinions known. De Niro made no comment, as is common in the majority of his interviews.
Sun 21/07/02 at 13:20
Posts: 0
Gag namnit! You'll have to go through me first!

Well actually, you'd have to go through a number of formiddable security guards first, not much, then you have the key to her chastity :D
Sun 21/07/02 at 13:11
Regular
"Rong Xion Tong"
Posts: 5,237
I'm in now though. I'm heading over to America tomorrow morning to offer Angelina a shoulder to cry on. I fancy my chances.
Sun 21/07/02 at 13:05
Posts: 0
Gah, knew this would come sooner or later, movie-star marriages never last, they don't think it through well enough. They think just because they have the baggerloads of dosh, they can make it work, well...

Angelina Jolie and her poncy Uzis :P
Sun 21/07/02 at 12:23
Regular
"Rong Xion Tong"
Posts: 5,237
After 2 years married to Billy Bob Thornton, Angelina Jolie is after a divorce.

Apparently, difficulties arose when Jolie started spending 'too much' time with their recently adopted Cambodian son.

Billy Bob, star of such classics as Armageddon and Bandits, was out partying with young 'ladies' whilst Jolie was at home looking after her baby.

The two have spent very little time with each other over the last few weeks, with Billy Bob in California recording his new solo album entitled "My God I had No Idea I Was A Singer!" and Jolie in talks over a sequel to the massivley hated 'Tomb Raider'.

The two Hollywood stars had tattoos of the other's name as well as necklaces containing the other's blood. For his last birthday, Jolie bought Billy Bob two plots at the cemetery so they could be buried alongside each other. Billy Bob has now been heard to say "I wish she'd bought me a TV now."

Billy Bob isn't a newbie in the company of well known stars. As well as appearing in a number of movies with Hollywood Megastar Bruce Willis, he also appeared alongside the Legend Bill "Simon" Paxton in smash hit 'A Simple Plan' in which an old lady is blown away with a shotgun. Paxton was known to have said "it was the best moment of my career so far!" When asked if it matched even his True Lies moments, the actor sneered and walked off.

At the time of Jolie's and Billy Bob's wedding, Jolie's family and friends were known to have said "she's crazy. She could have any bloke on the planet and she chooses a 46 old Texan." Billy Bob's family and friends were known to have said "she's crazy. She could have any bloke on the planet and she chooses a 46 old Texan." Billy Bob made no comment.

Billy Bob, who has had 4 children over his previous marriages, was dating Hollywood Annoyance Laura Dern before meeting Jolie. Dern only found out she was dumped she she heard of the others' wedding on the radio. A hell of a way to find out. Dern apparently told Billy Bob he was a "son-of-a-****h" after the wedding before offering her condolences to Jolie.



In other news, Jake LaMotta turns 80. The birthday party was said to be a huge success with no armed forces trying to take LaMotta to jail, Scorcese sending a fruit basket and De Niro doing absolutely nothing. Friend's of LaMotta estimate that De Niro has around 4 weeks to live before the Raging Bull hunts him down and makes his opinions known. De Niro made no comment, as is common in the majority of his interviews.

Freeola & GetDotted are rated 5 Stars

Check out some of our customer reviews below:

Thank you very much for your help!
Top service for free - excellent - thank you very much for your help.
First Class!
I feel that your service on this occasion was absolutely first class - a model of excellence. After this, I hope to stay with Freeola for a long time!

View More Reviews

Need some help? Give us a call on 01376 55 60 60

Go to Support Centre

It appears you are using an old browser, as such, some parts of the Freeola and Getdotted site will not work as intended. Using the latest version of your browser, or another browser such as Google Chrome, Mozilla Firefox, or Opera will provide a better, safer browsing experience for you.