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After 2 years married to Billy Bob Thornton, Angelina Jolie is after a divorce.
Apparently, difficulties arose when Jolie started spending 'too much' time with their recently adopted Cambodian son.
Billy Bob, star of such classics as Armageddon and Bandits, was out partying with young 'ladies' whilst Jolie was at home looking after her baby.
The two have spent very little time with each other over the last few weeks, with Billy Bob in California recording his new solo album entitled "My God I had No Idea I Was A Singer!" and Jolie in talks over a sequel to the massivley hated 'Tomb Raider'.
The two Hollywood stars had tattoos of the other's name as well as necklaces containing the other's blood. For his last birthday, Jolie bought Billy Bob two plots at the cemetery so they could be buried alongside each other. Billy Bob has now been heard to say "I wish she'd bought me a TV now."
Billy Bob isn't a newbie in the company of well known stars. As well as appearing in a number of movies with Hollywood Megastar Bruce Willis, he also appeared alongside the Legend Bill "Simon" Paxton in smash hit 'A Simple Plan' in which an old lady is blown away with a shotgun. Paxton was known to have said "it was the best moment of my career so far!" When asked if it matched even his True Lies moments, the actor sneered and walked off.
At the time of Jolie's and Billy Bob's wedding, Jolie's family and friends were known to have said "she's crazy. She could have any bloke on the planet and she chooses a 46 old Texan." Billy Bob's family and friends were known to have said "she's crazy. She could have any bloke on the planet and she chooses a 46 old Texan." Billy Bob made no comment.
Billy Bob, who has had 4 children over his previous marriages, was dating Hollywood Annoyance Laura Dern before meeting Jolie. Dern only found out she was dumped she she heard of the others' wedding on the radio. A hell of a way to find out. Dern apparently told Billy Bob he was a "son-of-a-****h" after the wedding before offering her condolences to Jolie.
In other news, Jake LaMotta turns 80. The birthday party was said to be a huge success with no armed forces trying to take LaMotta to jail, Scorcese sending a fruit basket and De Niro doing absolutely nothing. Friend's of LaMotta estimate that De Niro has around 4 weeks to live before the Raging Bull hunts him down and makes his opinions known. De Niro made no comment, as is common in the majority of his interviews.
Apparently, difficulties arose when Jolie started spending 'too much' time with their recently adopted Cambodian son.
Billy Bob, star of such classics as Armageddon and Bandits, was out partying with young 'ladies' whilst Jolie was at home looking after her baby.
The two have spent very little time with each other over the last few weeks, with Billy Bob in California recording his new solo album entitled "My God I had No Idea I Was A Singer!" and Jolie in talks over a sequel to the massivley hated 'Tomb Raider'.
The two Hollywood stars had tattoos of the other's name as well as necklaces containing the other's blood. For his last birthday, Jolie bought Billy Bob two plots at the cemetery so they could be buried alongside each other. Billy Bob has now been heard to say "I wish she'd bought me a TV now."
Billy Bob isn't a newbie in the company of well known stars. As well as appearing in a number of movies with Hollywood Megastar Bruce Willis, he also appeared alongside the Legend Bill "Simon" Paxton in smash hit 'A Simple Plan' in which an old lady is blown away with a shotgun. Paxton was known to have said "it was the best moment of my career so far!" When asked if it matched even his True Lies moments, the actor sneered and walked off.
At the time of Jolie's and Billy Bob's wedding, Jolie's family and friends were known to have said "she's crazy. She could have any bloke on the planet and she chooses a 46 old Texan." Billy Bob's family and friends were known to have said "she's crazy. She could have any bloke on the planet and she chooses a 46 old Texan." Billy Bob made no comment.
Billy Bob, who has had 4 children over his previous marriages, was dating Hollywood Annoyance Laura Dern before meeting Jolie. Dern only found out she was dumped she she heard of the others' wedding on the radio. A hell of a way to find out. Dern apparently told Billy Bob he was a "son-of-a-****h" after the wedding before offering her condolences to Jolie.
In other news, Jake LaMotta turns 80. The birthday party was said to be a huge success with no armed forces trying to take LaMotta to jail, Scorcese sending a fruit basket and De Niro doing absolutely nothing. Friend's of LaMotta estimate that De Niro has around 4 weeks to live before the Raging Bull hunts him down and makes his opinions known. De Niro made no comment, as is common in the majority of his interviews.
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Stryke wrote:
> Mouldy Cheese wrote:
> >
> And Stryke - I know you only think that because you saw Leon.
>
> --
>
> You dirty paedo...
>
> I saw Mars Attacks :)
Gahaha! Well, she was 15 at the time of MA, so it doesn't sound as paedoy for Stryke, but MC - shame on you, may hell digest your soul!
:)
> Mouldy Cheese wrote:
> >
> And Stryke - I know you only think that because you saw Leon.
>
> --
>
> You dirty paedo...
>
> I saw Mars Attacks :)
Gahaha! Well, she was 15 at the time of MA, so it doesn't sound as paedoy for Stryke, but MC - shame on you, may hell digest your soul!
:)
Stryke wrote:
> Fine, you can have her. I meanwhile, shall dedicate time to getting
> Natalie Portman..
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Good luck, considering she's with me- Na, I won't go down that path...
Heh
> Fine, you can have her. I meanwhile, shall dedicate time to getting
> Natalie Portman..
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Good luck, considering she's with me- Na, I won't go down that path...
Heh
Mouldy Cheese wrote:
>
> And Stryke - I know you only think that because you saw Leon.
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You dirty paedo...
I saw Mars Attacks :)
>
> And Stryke - I know you only think that because you saw Leon.
--
You dirty paedo...
I saw Mars Attacks :)
Lawless Fever wrote:
>
> As for the blood thing, Jolie is just damn weird, she did the same
> with her old model boyfriend. Maybe she's a vampire, she'd look
> baddass as one, mind :)
Watch Hackers. Not only is there a very quick nip shot, but she's all grungey.
And Stryke - I know you only think that because you saw Leon.
>
> As for the blood thing, Jolie is just damn weird, she did the same
> with her old model boyfriend. Maybe she's a vampire, she'd look
> baddass as one, mind :)
Watch Hackers. Not only is there a very quick nip shot, but she's all grungey.
And Stryke - I know you only think that because you saw Leon.
Stryke wrote:
> Fine, you can have her. I meanwhile, shall dedicate time to getting
> Natalie Portman..
Gah, Portman seems nicer than Jolie on a personal level. Plus, as far as I know, Portman's 100% real.
Jolie HAS to have implants, I'm sure of it, or just a MASSIVE push-up bra :D:D:D:D
Who to choose? Hmmmm. Portman any day :)
> Fine, you can have her. I meanwhile, shall dedicate time to getting
> Natalie Portman..
Gah, Portman seems nicer than Jolie on a personal level. Plus, as far as I know, Portman's 100% real.
Jolie HAS to have implants, I'm sure of it, or just a MASSIVE push-up bra :D:D:D:D
Who to choose? Hmmmm. Portman any day :)
Vottanator wrote:
> Hey, if a 46 old Texan can get her, I can get her!! :-D
Gahaha! Funniest thing I've read all day! Seriously, and that's not because none of us have a chance with her :P That's a damn insult to Billy Bob Thornton :P
As for the blood thing, Jolie is just damn weird, she did the same with her old model boyfriend. Maybe she's a vampire, she'd look baddass as one, mind :)
> Hey, if a 46 old Texan can get her, I can get her!! :-D
Gahaha! Funniest thing I've read all day! Seriously, and that's not because none of us have a chance with her :P That's a damn insult to Billy Bob Thornton :P
As for the blood thing, Jolie is just damn weird, she did the same with her old model boyfriend. Maybe she's a vampire, she'd look baddass as one, mind :)
Fine, you can have her. I meanwhile, shall dedicate time to getting Natalie Portman..
Strange indeed. She married a 46 year old Texan!! I'd be so much more appreciative than him!
Just one thing: What was with the blood?
Strange people.
Strange people.
Hey, if a 46 old Texan can get her, I can get her!! :-D
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