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This application form is to be filled in under the premise that you require/would like to be considered for enrollment in Lawless Fever's 'Hooters Club'. There are only 10 places available, and the enrollment works on a first come, first served basis. When 10 members have been established, the team will be ready to wear G-Strings all day, and eat at Hooters.

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Lawless Fever Hooters Club application form (please fill
out all questions in block capitals).

Name:

Age:

Sex:

Place of origin:

Powers:

Previous employment:

Current monthly income:

Congratulations in filling out your application form. To enrol in the Hooters Club, press the 'Post this message' button.

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The following members have already been established:

Lawless Fever:
I am the founder and leader of the Hooters Club. I possess superhuman G-Strings and have telepathic and telekinetic eating abilities at Hooters restaurants.

Remember, it's first come first served, and if you've always dreamed of conquering all that is not breasts and or food and being part of an elite club then this is an opportunity that you cannot afford to miss.

LF.

El Swandre wrote:
> Sex: YES PLEASE
>

Oh please, quit it with the jokes, you're killing me.

*sides split*

Name: Longy

Age: 15

Sex: Male (and yes please)

Place of origin: Leicestershire, England

Powers: Flying abbilitey and X-ray vision

Previous employment: Paper Boy

Current monthly income: £50 (i know not much but im trying to get more)

Thanks alot

> Name: Twain
>
> Age: 14
>
> Sex: Male
>
> Place of origin: My mum
>
> Powers: The ability to stare for ages without blinking andto brew up farts where necessary
>
> Previous employment: Spy
>
> Current monthly income: £500

> Name: ALEX RICHMAN
>
> Age: 14
>
> Sex: YES PLEASE
>
> Place of origin: EARTH
>
> Powers: THE POWER TO SET BADGERS ON FIRE
>
> Previous employment: BADGER DEATH SQUAD
>
> Current monthly income: NON APPLICABLE

The following members have been established:

Lawless Fever:
I am the founder and leader of the Hooters Club. I possess superhuman G-Strings and have telepathic and telekinetic eating abilities at Hooters restaurants.

ps2_proud:
Paul is a 14 year old male from Ireland who has the power of by his own description 'Superhuman screwing power'. He was previously a hitman, and his income was £1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

**Kerrang!**:
Alex is a 14 year old male from Ipswitch who has the power of 'Physenegy'. He was previously the Devil, and his income was infinite.

Time_Warp:
Sam is a 14 year old male from Kingstonia who has powers of the 'Chronological Vortex' kind. He was previously a prank monkey and a bikini importer, and his income was a slice of cheese.

Linx:
Linx is a 19 year old male from a test tube who has powers to 'always look smooth and fart God Save The Queen'. His previously a librarian and his income was a packet of potato puffs and a bar of soap.

That's five of us! :)

You all want to wear G Strings and eat Lawless thingy's hooters?

Jesus, this place gets more gay by the day.

Lawless Fever wrote:
> Heh, cool.
>
> You mean...there's a Hooters in hull!? Damn!? Is your mate a bloke?

With big hairy man-breasts?

Name: LINX

Age: UM... 19 :)

Sex: WHAT ALREADY? I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED YET!

Place of origin: TEST TUBE

Powers: TO ALWAYS LOOK SMOOTH AND TO FART GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

Previous employment: LIBRARIAN

Current monthly income: 2 PACKETS OF POTATO PUFFS AND A BAR OF SOAP

Name: Time_Warp aka Sam Crome

Age: 14

Sex: Male

Place of origin: Kingston aka Kingstonia...

Powers: Chronological_vortex powers so if you have a rubbish time I can send you back in time to feel fun again...

Previous employment: Prank monkey, Bikini importer from...Italy.

Current monthly income: A Slice of cheese.

(:)

Joe Dark wrote:
> ps2_proud wrote:
> Current monthly income:
> 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
>
> 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 what?
> 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 penny sweets?
> 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cans of tuna?
> 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pebbles?
>
> I'd go for the pebbles

My neighbour's cat?

(as seen at www.geocities.com/darkedgy :) )