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This application form is to be filled in under the premise that you require/would like to be considered for enrollment in Lawless Fever's 'Hooters Club'. There are only 10 places available, and the enrollment works on a first come, first served basis. When 10 members have been established, the team will be ready to wear G-Strings all day, and eat at Hooters.
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Lawless Fever Hooters Club application form (please fill
out all questions in block capitals).
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Place of origin:
Powers:
Previous employment:
Current monthly income:
Congratulations in filling out your application form. To enrol in the Hooters Club, press the 'Post this message' button.
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The following members have already been established:
Lawless Fever:
I am the founder and leader of the Hooters Club. I possess superhuman G-Strings and have telepathic and telekinetic eating abilities at Hooters restaurants.
Remember, it's first come first served, and if you've always dreamed of conquering all that is not breasts and or food and being part of an elite club then this is an opportunity that you cannot afford to miss.
LF.
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Lawless Fever Hooters Club application form (please fill
out all questions in block capitals).
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Place of origin:
Powers:
Previous employment:
Current monthly income:
Congratulations in filling out your application form. To enrol in the Hooters Club, press the 'Post this message' button.
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The following members have already been established:
Lawless Fever:
I am the founder and leader of the Hooters Club. I possess superhuman G-Strings and have telepathic and telekinetic eating abilities at Hooters restaurants.
Remember, it's first come first served, and if you've always dreamed of conquering all that is not breasts and or food and being part of an elite club then this is an opportunity that you cannot afford to miss.
LF.
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YAY!! ['-']
Yes it's going to be hooterific
what a surprise myst got in heh.
Wow what a fine punch of people, surely to do great things
I present the Hooters Club!
Lawless Fever:
I am the founder and leader of the Hooters Club. I possess superhuman G-Strings and have telepathic and telekinetic eating abilities at Hooters restaurants.
ps2_proud:
Paul is a 14 year old male from Ireland who has the power of by his own description 'Superhuman screwing power'. He was previously a hitman, and his income was £1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
**Kerrang!**:
Alex is a 14 year old male from Ipswitch who has the power of 'Physenegy'. He was previously the Devil, and his income was infinite.
Time_Warp:
Sam is a 14 year old male from Kingstonia who has powers of the 'Chronological Vortex' kind. He was previously a prank monkey and a bikini importer, and his income was a slice of cheese.
Linx:
Linx is a 19 year old male from a test tube who has powers to 'always look smooth and fart God Save The Queen'. He was previously a librarian and his income was a packet of potato puffs and a bar of soap.
El Swandre:
Alex is a 14 year old male from Earth with the power to 'set Badgers on fire'. He was previously in the Badger Death Squad and his income is not applicable.
Twain:
Twain is a 14 year old male from his mum with the power to 'to stare for ages without blinking and to brew up farts where necessary'. He was previously a spy and his income was £500.
Longster:
Longy is a 15 year old male from Leicestershire, England with 'Flying ability and X-Ray Vision'. He was previously a Paper Boy and his income was £50.
Mystique:
Nicola is a 19 year old female from Nottingham with unknown powers, which 'you'll know when you encounter them'. She was previously a Foxy Boxer, and feeling up girls in thongs while being covered in mud was her income.
CDouch:
Chris is 16 year old male from the hospital with the power to 'know everything there is to know about the Simpsons and to tell which music is good, and which sucks'. He was previously a Fudgepacker and he takes whatever he finds for income.
Lawless Fever:
I am the founder and leader of the Hooters Club. I possess superhuman G-Strings and have telepathic and telekinetic eating abilities at Hooters restaurants.
ps2_proud:
Paul is a 14 year old male from Ireland who has the power of by his own description 'Superhuman screwing power'. He was previously a hitman, and his income was £1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
**Kerrang!**:
Alex is a 14 year old male from Ipswitch who has the power of 'Physenegy'. He was previously the Devil, and his income was infinite.
Time_Warp:
Sam is a 14 year old male from Kingstonia who has powers of the 'Chronological Vortex' kind. He was previously a prank monkey and a bikini importer, and his income was a slice of cheese.
Linx:
Linx is a 19 year old male from a test tube who has powers to 'always look smooth and fart God Save The Queen'. He was previously a librarian and his income was a packet of potato puffs and a bar of soap.
El Swandre:
Alex is a 14 year old male from Earth with the power to 'set Badgers on fire'. He was previously in the Badger Death Squad and his income is not applicable.
Twain:
Twain is a 14 year old male from his mum with the power to 'to stare for ages without blinking and to brew up farts where necessary'. He was previously a spy and his income was £500.
Longster:
Longy is a 15 year old male from Leicestershire, England with 'Flying ability and X-Ray Vision'. He was previously a Paper Boy and his income was £50.
Mystique:
Nicola is a 19 year old female from Nottingham with unknown powers, which 'you'll know when you encounter them'. She was previously a Foxy Boxer, and feeling up girls in thongs while being covered in mud was her income.
CDouch:
Chris is 16 year old male from the hospital with the power to 'know everything there is to know about the Simpsons and to tell which music is good, and which sucks'. He was previously a Fudgepacker and he takes whatever he finds for income.
Lawless Fever Hooters Club application form (please fill
out all questions in block capitals).
Name: CHRIS
Age: 16
Sex: MALE
Place of origin: HOSPITAL
Powers: I KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT THE SIMPSONS AND I HAVE THE POWER TO TELL WHICH MUSIC IS GOOD (NEW FOUND GLORY) AND WHICH SUCKS (S-CLUB JUNIOURS). PLUS I HAVE WON 17 GADS SO THAT MUST SAY SOMETHING....i POST LOTS OF CHEATS.
Previous employment: FUDE PACKER
Current monthly income: WHATEVER I FIND, I KEEP
out all questions in block capitals).
Name: CHRIS
Age: 16
Sex: MALE
Place of origin: HOSPITAL
Powers: I KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT THE SIMPSONS AND I HAVE THE POWER TO TELL WHICH MUSIC IS GOOD (NEW FOUND GLORY) AND WHICH SUCKS (S-CLUB JUNIOURS). PLUS I HAVE WON 17 GADS SO THAT MUST SAY SOMETHING....i POST LOTS OF CHEATS.
Previous employment: FUDE PACKER
Current monthly income: WHATEVER I FIND, I KEEP
hee hee
I did something liek this on the bus when I went on the year 9 science trip a few weeks ago at school. What a laff it was! Except, it was slightly different.
I did something liek this on the bus when I went on the year 9 science trip a few weeks ago at school. What a laff it was! Except, it was slightly different.
The following members have been established:
Lawless Fever:
I am the founder and leader of the Hooters Club. I possess superhuman G-Strings and have telepathic and telekinetic eating abilities at Hooters restaurants.
ps2_proud:
Paul is a 14 year old male from Ireland who has the power of by his own description 'Superhuman screwing power'. He was previously a hitman, and his income was £1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
**Kerrang!**:
Alex is a 14 year old male from Ipswitch who has the power of 'Physenegy'. He was previously the Devil, and his income was infinite.
Time_Warp:
Sam is a 14 year old male from Kingstonia who has powers of the 'Chronological Vortex' kind. He was previously a prank monkey and a bikini importer, and his income was a slice of cheese.
Linx:
Linx is a 19 year old male from a test tube who has powers to 'always look smooth and fart God Save The Queen'. He was previously a librarian and his income was a packet of potato puffs and a bar of soap.
El Swandre:
Alex is a 14 year old male from Earth with the power to 'set Badgers on fire'. He was previously in the Badger Death Squad and his income is not applicable.
Twain:
Twain is a 14 year old male from his mum with the power to 'to stare for ages without blinking and to brew up farts where necessary'. He was previously a spy and his income was £500.
Longster:
Longy is a 15 year old male from Leicestershire, England with 'Flying ability and X-Ray Vision'. He was previously a Paper Boy and his income was £50.
Mystique:
Nicola is a 19 year old female from Nottingham with unknown powers, which 'you'll know when you encounter them'. She was previously a Foxy Boxer, and feeling up girls in thongs while being covered in mud was her income.
:)
1 more needed! Come on!
Lawless Fever:
I am the founder and leader of the Hooters Club. I possess superhuman G-Strings and have telepathic and telekinetic eating abilities at Hooters restaurants.
ps2_proud:
Paul is a 14 year old male from Ireland who has the power of by his own description 'Superhuman screwing power'. He was previously a hitman, and his income was £1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
**Kerrang!**:
Alex is a 14 year old male from Ipswitch who has the power of 'Physenegy'. He was previously the Devil, and his income was infinite.
Time_Warp:
Sam is a 14 year old male from Kingstonia who has powers of the 'Chronological Vortex' kind. He was previously a prank monkey and a bikini importer, and his income was a slice of cheese.
Linx:
Linx is a 19 year old male from a test tube who has powers to 'always look smooth and fart God Save The Queen'. He was previously a librarian and his income was a packet of potato puffs and a bar of soap.
El Swandre:
Alex is a 14 year old male from Earth with the power to 'set Badgers on fire'. He was previously in the Badger Death Squad and his income is not applicable.
Twain:
Twain is a 14 year old male from his mum with the power to 'to stare for ages without blinking and to brew up farts where necessary'. He was previously a spy and his income was £500.
Longster:
Longy is a 15 year old male from Leicestershire, England with 'Flying ability and X-Ray Vision'. He was previously a Paper Boy and his income was £50.
Mystique:
Nicola is a 19 year old female from Nottingham with unknown powers, which 'you'll know when you encounter them'. She was previously a Foxy Boxer, and feeling up girls in thongs while being covered in mud was her income.
:)
1 more needed! Come on!
Name:Mystique
Age:18...nearly 19!!
Sex: Female
Place of origin: Nottingham
Powers: You'll know when you encounter them ;o)
Previous employment: Foxy Boxer
Current monthly income: Hell I do it so I can feel up girls in G-Strings while being covered in mud.
Duh.
Age:18...nearly 19!!
Sex: Female
Place of origin: Nottingham
Powers: You'll know when you encounter them ;o)
Previous employment: Foxy Boxer
Current monthly income: Hell I do it so I can feel up girls in G-Strings while being covered in mud.
Duh.
Meh, looks like I missed a few tubby biyatches out...heh...
The following members have been established:
Lawless Fever:
I am the founder and leader of the Hooters Club. I possess superhuman G-Strings and have telepathic and telekinetic eating abilities at Hooters restaurants.
ps2_proud:
Paul is a 14 year old male from Ireland who has the power of by his own description 'Superhuman screwing power'. He was previously a hitman, and his income was £1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
**Kerrang!**:
Alex is a 14 year old male from Ipswitch who has the power of 'Physenegy'. He was previously the Devil, and his income was infinite.
Time_Warp:
Sam is a 14 year old male from Kingstonia who has powers of the 'Chronological Vortex' kind. He was previously a prank monkey and a bikini importer, and his income was a slice of cheese.
Linx:
Linx is a 19 year old male from a test tube who has powers to 'always look smooth and fart God Save The Queen'. He was previously a librarian and his income was a packet of potato puffs and a bar of soap.
El Swandre:
Alex is a 14 year old male from Earth with the power to 'set Badgers on fire'. He was previously in the Badger Death Squad and his income is not applicable.
Twain:
Twain is a 14 year old male from his mum with the power to 'to stare for ages without blinking and to brew up farts where necessary'. He was previously a spy and his income was £500.
Longster:
Longy is a 15 year old male from Leicestershire, England with 'Flying ability and X-Ray Vision'. He was previously a Paper Boy and his income was £50.
Muah, we nearly have enough to power my machines of evil. Now drag these useless corpses off to the infirmary.
Meh, I'll use that line in my next story :)
The following members have been established:
Lawless Fever:
I am the founder and leader of the Hooters Club. I possess superhuman G-Strings and have telepathic and telekinetic eating abilities at Hooters restaurants.
ps2_proud:
Paul is a 14 year old male from Ireland who has the power of by his own description 'Superhuman screwing power'. He was previously a hitman, and his income was £1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
**Kerrang!**:
Alex is a 14 year old male from Ipswitch who has the power of 'Physenegy'. He was previously the Devil, and his income was infinite.
Time_Warp:
Sam is a 14 year old male from Kingstonia who has powers of the 'Chronological Vortex' kind. He was previously a prank monkey and a bikini importer, and his income was a slice of cheese.
Linx:
Linx is a 19 year old male from a test tube who has powers to 'always look smooth and fart God Save The Queen'. He was previously a librarian and his income was a packet of potato puffs and a bar of soap.
El Swandre:
Alex is a 14 year old male from Earth with the power to 'set Badgers on fire'. He was previously in the Badger Death Squad and his income is not applicable.
Twain:
Twain is a 14 year old male from his mum with the power to 'to stare for ages without blinking and to brew up farts where necessary'. He was previously a spy and his income was £500.
Longster:
Longy is a 15 year old male from Leicestershire, England with 'Flying ability and X-Ray Vision'. He was previously a Paper Boy and his income was £50.
Muah, we nearly have enough to power my machines of evil. Now drag these useless corpses off to the infirmary.
Meh, I'll use that line in my next story :)
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