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As we all well know, EA is one of the biggest franchises in the gaming business. We also know that some of their games are very poor in content, which is why EA have brought in the help of the Eastenders crew to hopefully improve on their sales. Each member of the cast had their own idea and 4 of these ideas have been put to the head of EA and will hopefully be made into games.
Roy & Barry Evans
The comical owners of Evans and son are proud to present "Deals on small Wheels". This game will be the first of EA's new releases and is set to be a world wide best seller. The player will control Barry, a large guy in his mid-thirties. Whilst controlling Barry, you will have to make contacts, sell dodgy cars and order new stock. With the help of your farther, Roy, you have to compete against other Car retailers and become the number 1's in the car industry. Another great aspect of this game is it's second disc, where the player will then control Roy, a grey haired 60 year old. Your task as Roy is to clean up the mess that Barry has made whilst being in charge of your business. Ordering and maybe sacking staff, pulling out new manoeuvres to sell old stock and cutting the prices of juicy cars will all have to be done in order to get the business back on it's feet.
Big Mo Slater
Big Mo, head of the Slater family and pretty much head of the street. In "Big Mo", players will have to go around whilst in control of Mo and sort out unwanted business i.e. Kat's old boyfriends. This game will not be for the faint hearted, which is why it has been given a certificate of 15+. As the Slater troubles keep popping up, Mo will have to use numerous methods to get back at troublemakers. Madame Whiplash, threats and blackmail will all be ways of revenge. There will also be numerous weapons along the streets for Mo to use. Broken bottles, hot batter and the good old fist are only a few of the 20 weapons available on this game.
Janine Butcher
The final straw for EA. This “of the street” game is sure to roughen some collars but will also nestle into some homes. The aim of the game is to gain more contacts whilst on the “game”. When you reach a certain amount of customers, you can move on to the red light district, and then abroad. You, playing as Janine, will have to arrange the location and a suitable price. After all, it’s not going to get you anywhere if it’s in an alley and for £1000. Some punters will not be as treating as others, and Janine may be hurt which is why you have to lay the limits down. This game is, as I have said, set to get up some peoples noses, which is why it is certificate 18+. This is definitely the final straw, and may be the last straw and last game EA ever make.
Roy & Barry Evans
The comical owners of Evans and son are proud to present "Deals on small Wheels". This game will be the first of EA's new releases and is set to be a world wide best seller. The player will control Barry, a large guy in his mid-thirties. Whilst controlling Barry, you will have to make contacts, sell dodgy cars and order new stock. With the help of your farther, Roy, you have to compete against other Car retailers and become the number 1's in the car industry. Another great aspect of this game is it's second disc, where the player will then control Roy, a grey haired 60 year old. Your task as Roy is to clean up the mess that Barry has made whilst being in charge of your business. Ordering and maybe sacking staff, pulling out new manoeuvres to sell old stock and cutting the prices of juicy cars will all have to be done in order to get the business back on it's feet.
Big Mo Slater
Big Mo, head of the Slater family and pretty much head of the street. In "Big Mo", players will have to go around whilst in control of Mo and sort out unwanted business i.e. Kat's old boyfriends. This game will not be for the faint hearted, which is why it has been given a certificate of 15+. As the Slater troubles keep popping up, Mo will have to use numerous methods to get back at troublemakers. Madame Whiplash, threats and blackmail will all be ways of revenge. There will also be numerous weapons along the streets for Mo to use. Broken bottles, hot batter and the good old fist are only a few of the 20 weapons available on this game.
Janine Butcher
The final straw for EA. This “of the street” game is sure to roughen some collars but will also nestle into some homes. The aim of the game is to gain more contacts whilst on the “game”. When you reach a certain amount of customers, you can move on to the red light district, and then abroad. You, playing as Janine, will have to arrange the location and a suitable price. After all, it’s not going to get you anywhere if it’s in an alley and for £1000. Some punters will not be as treating as others, and Janine may be hurt which is why you have to lay the limits down. This game is, as I have said, set to get up some peoples noses, which is why it is certificate 18+. This is definitely the final straw, and may be the last straw and last game EA ever make.
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Quality stuff there geezer :)
Cool, the big mo game sounds fun. Good post JM
Good Post there JM hope to be reading more like this.
Lol, excellent. Big Mo sounds a great game :D
Would be a great game.
As we all well know, EA is one of the biggest franchises in the gaming business. We also know that some of their games are very poor in content, which is why EA have brought in the help of the Eastenders crew to hopefully improve on their sales. Each member of the cast had their own idea and 4 of these ideas have been put to the head of EA and will hopefully be made into games.
Roy & Barry Evans
The comical owners of Evans and son are proud to present "Deals on small Wheels". This game will be the first of EA's new releases and is set to be a world wide best seller. The player will control Barry, a large guy in his mid-thirties. Whilst controlling Barry, you will have to make contacts, sell dodgy cars and order new stock. With the help of your farther, Roy, you have to compete against other Car retailers and become the number 1's in the car industry. Another great aspect of this game is it's second disc, where the player will then control Roy, a grey haired 60 year old. Your task as Roy is to clean up the mess that Barry has made whilst being in charge of your business. Ordering and maybe sacking staff, pulling out new manoeuvres to sell old stock and cutting the prices of juicy cars will all have to be done in order to get the business back on it's feet.
Big Mo Slater
Big Mo, head of the Slater family and pretty much head of the street. In "Big Mo", players will have to go around whilst in control of Mo and sort out unwanted business i.e. Kat's old boyfriends. This game will not be for the faint hearted, which is why it has been given a certificate of 15+. As the Slater troubles keep popping up, Mo will have to use numerous methods to get back at troublemakers. Madame Whiplash, threats and blackmail will all be ways of revenge. There will also be numerous weapons along the streets for Mo to use. Broken bottles, hot batter and the good old fist are only a few of the 20 weapons available on this game.
Janine Butcher
The final straw for EA. This “of the street” game is sure to roughen some collars but will also nestle into some homes. The aim of the game is to gain more contacts whilst on the “game”. When you reach a certain amount of customers, you can move on to the red light district, and then abroad. You, playing as Janine, will have to arrange the location and a suitable price. After all, it’s not going to get you anywhere if it’s in an alley and for £1000. Some punters will not be as treating as others, and Janine may be hurt which is why you have to lay the limits down. This game is, as I have said, set to get up some peoples noses, which is why it is certificate 18+. This is definitely the final straw, and may be the last straw and last game EA ever make.
Roy & Barry Evans
The comical owners of Evans and son are proud to present "Deals on small Wheels". This game will be the first of EA's new releases and is set to be a world wide best seller. The player will control Barry, a large guy in his mid-thirties. Whilst controlling Barry, you will have to make contacts, sell dodgy cars and order new stock. With the help of your farther, Roy, you have to compete against other Car retailers and become the number 1's in the car industry. Another great aspect of this game is it's second disc, where the player will then control Roy, a grey haired 60 year old. Your task as Roy is to clean up the mess that Barry has made whilst being in charge of your business. Ordering and maybe sacking staff, pulling out new manoeuvres to sell old stock and cutting the prices of juicy cars will all have to be done in order to get the business back on it's feet.
Big Mo Slater
Big Mo, head of the Slater family and pretty much head of the street. In "Big Mo", players will have to go around whilst in control of Mo and sort out unwanted business i.e. Kat's old boyfriends. This game will not be for the faint hearted, which is why it has been given a certificate of 15+. As the Slater troubles keep popping up, Mo will have to use numerous methods to get back at troublemakers. Madame Whiplash, threats and blackmail will all be ways of revenge. There will also be numerous weapons along the streets for Mo to use. Broken bottles, hot batter and the good old fist are only a few of the 20 weapons available on this game.
Janine Butcher
The final straw for EA. This “of the street” game is sure to roughen some collars but will also nestle into some homes. The aim of the game is to gain more contacts whilst on the “game”. When you reach a certain amount of customers, you can move on to the red light district, and then abroad. You, playing as Janine, will have to arrange the location and a suitable price. After all, it’s not going to get you anywhere if it’s in an alley and for £1000. Some punters will not be as treating as others, and Janine may be hurt which is why you have to lay the limits down. This game is, as I have said, set to get up some peoples noses, which is why it is certificate 18+. This is definitely the final straw, and may be the last straw and last game EA ever make.
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