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"If I Ruled The World..."

I'd make Thunderbugs illeagal and proclaim open hunting on them. Because I hate the boogers.

What would you do if *you* ruled the world, huh?

AfroJoe wrote:
> No matter what shield you put on you, Anne Widdicome will crash
> through it.


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And I will fly out of the way.

TENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No matter what shield you put on you, Anne Widdicome will crash through it.

I have the most ultimate weapon of all time -- a SPORK!!!

AfroJoe wrote:
> Anne Widdicome is not effected by telekinesis.
>
> Or however you spell it.


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OK. Shall we sum up what I can do? That way we will be able to determine just how big a threat Anne Widdicome would actually "be" to me (HA!!!!).

Right then:

I'm telepathic. So, I can read minds, control people's minds and cause total or partial amnesia.

I'm telekinetic. So, I can move any object with my mind, thus allowing me to bring objects between myself and an opponent to act as a shield. Or I can just make opponents levitate "booger-off" high and just drop them. My telekinesis also allows me to fly.

I shoot fire from my hands. So, spontaneous combustion is on the cards, plus I can use the fire as a shield, too.

Being a demon, I'm strong on an "astronomically" high level (hee hee!), and can lift practically anything... and I can achieve a state of partial or total transparency.


Still think Anne Widdicome poses a threat to me?

Anne Widdicome is not effected by telekinesis.

Or however you spell it.

AfroJoe wrote:
> Ah, but if you turned Anne Widdicome into ash, the ash would bury you
> for months and months, as if her flabaggastic (don't have a fookin'
> clue what that means, if anything) weight falls on you...
>
> *CACKLES LUDLY*


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You're forgetting that I'm telekinetic... so I'd obviously either fly out of "harm's way" or use my mind to get rid of the ash. Duh!

*THE LOUDEST AND MOST DEMONIC AND DIABOLICALLY EVIL CACKLE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ludly?

Loudly of course.

Ah, but if you turned Anne Widdicome into ash, the ash would bury you for months and months, as if her flabaggastic (don't have a fookin' clue what that means, if anything) weight falls on you...

*CACKLES LUDLY*

AfroJoe wrote:
> I'll release Anne Widdicome on you later, when you're not expecting
> it.
>
> That'll teach you.


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I'm always expecting something. I'm forever getting assassins, government agents and wannabe superheroes trying to destroy me. But with a click of my fingers, they find themselves as a pile of ash on the floor...

after they spontaneously COMBUST!!!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAA!

I'll release Anne Widdicome on you later, when you're not expecting it.

That'll teach you.