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"Its a Scooby Doo mystery."

Who am I?
Do you think you can unmask the devilish Pepsi?
Can you do it before midnight?


Who am I?

Somebody PLEASE think of the children!


PS2-P

Just to confirm - I didn't write the stuff below, it's just something I was forwarded and I thought it might be funny to post.

Everyone here like Scooby Doo? Everyone remembers the cartoon
show Scooby-Doo from their early childhood, right? But something
you may not remember is what the show was really all about. As I've
gotten older, it has become more clear to me what Fred, Shaggy,
Daphne, Velma, and Scooby were actually doing as they traversed
the continent foiling crimes of all sorts in the Mystery Machine.

What We Remember: Four teenagers and their trusted dog gallop
across the country in their purple and green van solving mysteries of
all sort--and in the process meet all kinds of interesting people.

The Truth: Four
high-school dropouts and their sentient dog ride around the country
in their psychedelic love machine, earning their way by selling drugs.
Oh, and they occasionally take some old guys mask off to solve a
mystery. It may be a little hard to swallow, but just take a look at the
evidence...

Take Shaggy for example. Not only is he the inspiration for the current
'grunge' scene, with his sloppy dress and facial hair, but Shaggy is
obviously a 'burner', i.e., he smokes marijuana. Why do you think he
is constantly hungry? Shaggy can make a six foot hoagie and swallow
it whole. And then there is Scooby himself. While dogs do not generally
smoke joints, Scooby gets his 'high' from Scooby-Snacks, which are
in fact Hash-Brownies. Whenever Scooby, or Shaggy for that matter,
eats a Scooby-Snack, they go ape! It just blows their mind and they do
whatever they are told, because they are so lit!

Scooby is also hungry all the time. The other characters do not actively
take part in the stoner-fest that Shaggy and Scooby do, but they do
condone the selling of it because it helps support their jaunts across the
country (and the world--they drove to China once). These other characters
do have their own peculiarities however..

Fred and Daphne are always splintering off from the group to go 'solve
the case' by themselves. It's no real mystery what these two are really
doing--they're getting busy in the back of the Mystery Machine. Daphne
with her pretty pink, well, legs and Fred are constantly bumping uglies.
Fred is, by the way, pumped up on steroids. One thing that remains a
mystery to me though, is why he always wore that stupid scarf around
his neck.

And what about Velma? Everyone's least favorite of the cast, was of
course, a lesbian. But, as it turned out in the later episodes, she was also
into beastiality. Where do you thing Scrappy-Doo came from? Scrappy,
who was a dog yet spoke perfect english, was obviously a product of
Velma and Scooby. So the kids spent their teenage years driving around
the world, slangin' dope, shooting steroids, eating hash brownies, while all the while looking for the perfect 'hit'.

If we had only known these things when we watched this cartoon as children...

Am I allowed to kick Scrappy Doo in the head?

Erm....

You're right! GAAAAAHHH!
I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids and that dog!



Jinkiees!
Zoiks!

You're Mystique...

And you would have succeeded too, if it weren't for us infernal meddling kids...

Pepsi wrote:
> Dark Mark wrote:
> Pepsi wrote:
> Dude, that was harsh.
>
>
> *
>
> Exactly the way I planned. Now stop it!
>
> HIYA
> i fink u r meen

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Hoho.

Pepsi wrote:
> Dark Mark wrote:
> Pepsi wrote:
> Dude, that was harsh.
>
>
> *
>
> Exactly the way I planned. Now stop it!
>
> HIYA
> i fink u r meen


*

Again, exactly the way I planned. Duh!

NOW STOP IT!

Pepsi wrote:
> Dark Mark wrote:
> Pepsi wrote:
> Dude, that was harsh.
>
>
> *
>
> Exactly the way I planned. Now stop it!
>
> HIYA
> i fink u r meen

Oh do you? Oh we are so sorry! We will cease immediately!