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"It's tough being me"

This Sunday I am going on a date with a fit, large breasted bisexual, and she used to run her own record label.

I.
Rule.

Fogive me for gettin, slightly upset , but you men are all the same.
Is this all you think about?
*sigh*

Heh, I knew you'd get that one.

The...ah...dingus.

Goatboy wrote:
> Sure sure.

Goatboy is really Paul Newman?!?!?

Gah you all disgust me!!

Why talk about women and big breasts when you could be talking about the latest PC game... some people just don't have a life!!!

Insane Bartender wrote:
> I suspected that particular phrase wouldn't escape the dirty minds of
> this forums occupants...

Especially not the male 13 year old ones, eh? :-D

I suspected that particular phrase wouldn't escape the dirty minds of this forums occupants...

Insane Bartender wrote:
the subject in hand...

*refrains from obvious*

Actually, I'm not fond of talking about 'penis size' and try to avoid "crossing swords", so back to the subject in hand...

you'd lose :P

Insane Bartender wrote:
> incedentally, most of my relationships have ended after the first date
> (since I have achieved all I wanted to...). If you intend to be
> shallow and insensitive, I recommend following my footsteps.
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*chuckles into fist*
Sure sure.
Let's just whip 'em out and compare eh? Get this over with.