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Console: Nintendo Gamecube
Publishers: Special Reserve, Nintendo
Developers: Nintendo, HAL Laboratories
Genre: Beat-em-up
Players: 1-4
GET READY FOR THE FIGHT OF YOUR LIFE!
The third in Nintendo's "Super Smash Bros" series is soon to be released, and it's promising to be even better than the previous versions. This time round though, Nintendo have teamed up with Special Reserve in order to gain the Gameaday licence... allowing them to include classic characters and arenas from the Gameaday chat forums!
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CHARACTERS
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"Dark Mark"
The "Evil Albino of Power", who rules over the (3rd world) country of Wales with an iron fis**t. Dark Mark is ready to take on anyone dumb enough to challenge the king of all that is evil.
Special Moves:
Evil Blas**t - DM unleashes a gigantic energy blas**t powered by the evil energies of the mos**t evil things imaginable, eg. Digimon, X-Box, caviar, fish pas**te etc.
? - DM jus**t s**tands there and pulls s**tupid faces until his opponents double over with laughter and split their sides open... and bleed to death (HA!).
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"Edgy"
One of the few living vampires who can venture outside during the daytime, Edgy puts this arcane ability down to the fact that he lives in Wales... where the weather is cons**tantly, well... crap really.
Special Moves:
Bite Me! - Edgy lunges and takes a bite out of vital areas, eg. neck, earlobe, genitals etc.
Axe - Edgy unleashes some s**tored aggression in the form of the classic death-dealer, the "Notable-Killing Axe", which can slice off heads, lovely like.
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"Mys**tique"
Man or woman? Mys**tique takes on a number of forms: namely... um, man... or, uh... well, woman.
Special Moves:
Fantas**tic Plas**tic - Many say that those breas**ts aren't real, ins**tead being the result of months of painful and expensive surgery. Whatever the case may be, that pair of pulversisors packs quite a punch!
Illusion - Mys**tique transforms rapidly from male to female and vice versa, until his/her opponents think that they're dreaming and pinch themselves to death.
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"Fosbe"
Dear li'l Fosbe. Um, what can I say? Actually, um.... nothing, 'cos, uh... well, I dunno anything about him / her. Jus**t s**tuff that I'm making up. *ahem!* Anyway, Fosbe's special moves make for some extreme hatred from the other contenders.
Special Moves:
NO, GOD, NO! - Fisbe scares opponents to death with talk of whether or not we'd care to see the Gamecube made by the likes of Sony or Microsoft.
*SOB!!!* - Fisbe is no help whatsoever when it comes to pointing out things about him / her. This move is especially effective agains**t Dark Mark!
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"CombatGold1"
A very poorly known member on the Gameaday forums, CG1 is jus**t plain annoying... probably down to the years of torment he has faced caused by the fact that he is the younger brother of Dark Mark: Evil Albino of Power.
Special Moves:
Whining Little Git - CG1 causes complete frus**tration from the other contenders. How? Well despite the fact that he NEVER pos**ts ANYTHING on the forums.... he s**till complains that he never wins anything. ARGH!
*Yawn!* - CG1 places a hypnotic spell on opponents by talking sh*t about computers for hours on end, regardless of the fact that no one knows (or cares, damnit!) about anything he's saying.
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"Tony"
Almos**t 50 eh? Only 15 years till yer pension mate. Hardy har har!!! *ahem!* Tony's a s**taff member, so dont mess with him, innit!
Special Moves:
Prizes Gallore! - Tony entices people with promises of extra Gameaday prizes then smacks them in the mouth when they leas**t expect it.
*Yawn!* 2 - Tony tells Gameaday member s**tories about "when he were a lad".
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"Decallion Stallion"
Remember him? Well after getting banned.... HE'S BACK! Dec Stal is out for revenge, particularly on the s**taff members, so beware contenders! GRRRRR!!! etc.
Special Moves:
SPAM, baby, yeah! - Dec Stal pos**ts a load of old cobblers from hours on end and p*sses everyone off until they all explode due to their extremely high levels of anger and... p*ssed-off-ness.
What'd I Do? - Dec Stal kills everyone by jus**t being there. *dies!*
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ARENAS
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"SEGA Forum"
The barren and deserted landscape that is the SEGA forums holds many dangers.... mainly the fact that this is Dark Mark's home turf and he has layed down many diabolically evil traps to fool the contenders.
"Tony's 50th"
Set in Tony's house, this is one boooooooooring arena! Watch out for the hypnotic spells being cas**t from countless old folk who continue to tell s**tories about "the war".
"Edgy's Bedroom"
Tunnelling your way to victory is the ideal s**trategy here, as Edgy's Bedroom is one of the mos**t hos**tile and dangerous environments known to man. Warning: watch out for old maths homework and *gags!* 6-year old unwashed underwear.
"CombatGold1's Bed"
High up in the mountainous regions of the Gameaday forums, CG1's home turf is set in, um.... his bed. High up 'cos he has to climb a ladder to get to bed..... WELL I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY!
*cries!*
"The Hospital"
Battle with your greates**t foes in THE hospital where Mys**tique has had her countless sex change operations. Pick up and use numerous pieces of hospital equipment to use as ruthless weapons.
"Fosbe's Mys**teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerious Arena"
Damnit, Fosbe! Tell me about you so I can rip on you!
"Decallion Stallion's Filing Cabinet"
Here's where Dec Stal s**tores his piles and piles of dodgy insults and SPAM messages to p*ss the Gameaday members off with. An extremely dangerous arena.
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Super Smash Gameaday will be available on Nintendo Gamecube from 11th September 2002 and a Game Boy Advance version is currently undergoing the planning s**tages and is hoped to make a Spring 2003 release. A Gamecube-GBA link-up mode is also being planned, hopefully allowing players to unlock special arenas, characters and bonuses.
Nice post Mark, I would have liked to have been in it, but oh well...
Console: Nintendo Gamecube
Publishers: Special Reserve, Nintendo
Developers: Nintendo, HAL Laboratories
Genre: Beat-em-up
Players: 1-4
GET READY FOR THE FIGHT OF YOUR LIFE!
The third in Nintendo's "Super Smash Bros" series is soon to be released, and it's promising to be even better than the previous versions. This time round though, Nintendo have teamed up with Special Reserve in order to gain the Gameaday licence... allowing them to include classic characters and arenas from the Gameaday chat forums!
--------------------
CHARACTERS
--------------------
"Dark Mark"
The "Evil Albino of Power", who rules over the (3rd world) country of Wales with an iron fis**t. Dark Mark is ready to take on anyone dumb enough to challenge the king of all that is evil.
Special Moves:
Evil Blas**t - DM unleashes a gigantic energy blas**t powered by the evil energies of the mos**t evil things imaginable, eg. Digimon, X-Box, caviar, fish pas**te etc.
? - DM jus**t s**tands there and pulls s**tupid faces until his opponents double over with laughter and split their sides open... and bleed to death (HA!).
--------------------
"Edgy"
One of the few living vampires who can venture outside during the daytime, Edgy puts this arcane ability down to the fact that he lives in Wales... where the weather is cons**tantly, well... crap really.
Special Moves:
Bite Me! - Edgy lunges and takes a bite out of vital areas, eg. neck, earlobe, genitals etc.
Axe - Edgy unleashes some s**tored aggression in the form of the classic death-dealer, the "Notable-Killing Axe", which can slice off heads, lovely like.
--------------------
"Mys**tique"
Man or woman? Mys**tique takes on a number of forms: namely... um, man... or, uh... well, woman.
Special Moves:
Fantas**tic Plas**tic - Many say that those breas**ts aren't real, ins**tead being the result of months of painful and expensive surgery. Whatever the case may be, that pair of pulversisors packs quite a punch!
Illusion - Mys**tique transforms rapidly from male to female and vice versa, until his/her opponents think that they're dreaming and pinch themselves to death.
-------------------
"Fosbe"
Dear li'l Fosbe. Um, what can I say? Actually, um.... nothing, 'cos, uh... well, I dunno anything about him / her. Jus**t s**tuff that I'm making up. *ahem!* Anyway, Fosbe's special moves make for some extreme hatred from the other contenders.
Special Moves:
NO, GOD, NO! - Fisbe scares opponents to death with talk of whether or not we'd care to see the Gamecube made by the likes of Sony or Microsoft.
*SOB!!!* - Fisbe is no help whatsoever when it comes to pointing out things about him / her. This move is especially effective agains**t Dark Mark!
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"CombatGold1"
A very poorly known member on the Gameaday forums, CG1 is jus**t plain annoying... probably down to the years of torment he has faced caused by the fact that he is the younger brother of Dark Mark: Evil Albino of Power.
Special Moves:
Whining Little Git - CG1 causes complete frus**tration from the other contenders. How? Well despite the fact that he NEVER pos**ts ANYTHING on the forums.... he s**till complains that he never wins anything. ARGH!
*Yawn!* - CG1 places a hypnotic spell on opponents by talking sh*t about computers for hours on end, regardless of the fact that no one knows (or cares, damnit!) about anything he's saying.
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"Tony"
Almos**t 50 eh? Only 15 years till yer pension mate. Hardy har har!!! *ahem!* Tony's a s**taff member, so dont mess with him, innit!
Special Moves:
Prizes Gallore! - Tony entices people with promises of extra Gameaday prizes then smacks them in the mouth when they leas**t expect it.
*Yawn!* 2 - Tony tells Gameaday member s**tories about "when he were a lad".
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"Decallion Stallion"
Remember him? Well after getting banned.... HE'S BACK! Dec Stal is out for revenge, particularly on the s**taff members, so beware contenders! GRRRRR!!! etc.
Special Moves:
SPAM, baby, yeah! - Dec Stal pos**ts a load of old cobblers from hours on end and p*sses everyone off until they all explode due to their extremely high levels of anger and... p*ssed-off-ness.
What'd I Do? - Dec Stal kills everyone by jus**t being there. *dies!*
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ARENAS
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"SEGA Forum"
The barren and deserted landscape that is the SEGA forums holds many dangers.... mainly the fact that this is Dark Mark's home turf and he has layed down many diabolically evil traps to fool the contenders.
"Tony's 50th"
Set in Tony's house, this is one boooooooooring arena! Watch out for the hypnotic spells being cas**t from countless old folk who continue to tell s**tories about "the war".
"Edgy's Bedroom"
Tunnelling your way to victory is the ideal s**trategy here, as Edgy's Bedroom is one of the mos**t hos**tile and dangerous environments known to man. Warning: watch out for old maths homework and *gags!* 6-year old unwashed underwear.
"CombatGold1's Bed"
High up in the mountainous regions of the Gameaday forums, CG1's home turf is set in, um.... his bed. High up 'cos he has to climb a ladder to get to bed..... WELL I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY!
*cries!*
"The Hospital"
Battle with your greates**t foes in THE hospital where Mys**tique has had her countless sex change operations. Pick up and use numerous pieces of hospital equipment to use as ruthless weapons.
"Fosbe's Mys**teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerious Arena"
Damnit, Fosbe! Tell me about you so I can rip on you!
"Decallion Stallion's Filing Cabinet"
Here's where Dec Stal s**tores his piles and piles of dodgy insults and SPAM messages to p*ss the Gameaday members off with. An extremely dangerous arena.
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Super Smash Gameaday will be available on Nintendo Gamecube from 11th September 2002 and a Game Boy Advance version is currently undergoing the planning s**tages and is hoped to make a Spring 2003 release. A Gamecube-GBA link-up mode is also being planned, hopefully allowing players to unlock special arenas, characters and bonuses.