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I Rule !!
Meh.
Why?
Because:
I AAAAM THE ONE AND OOONLY!!!!
I'm 23 years old, and couldn't grow a beard if I was given testosterone tabs and 6 months growing time.
At least it means I can never be gay, since I can't have those "trendy" moustaches so often seen sported on the face of a stereotypical queen.