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K, i'm insanely bored so it's time to make up an utterly pointless (but fun {:) ) topic that will either stay in the forums for a while or just sink to the bottom and onto the pages of no return in a matter of hours.
Right! basically you choose ur favourite Nintendo Character and basically duke it out with the other forum members accordingly, the rules are... there are no rules! just that you inflict as much damage, come up with imaginative ways of inflicting pain on your oponent and have fun! {:)
Right! i'll start!
*link enters the arena weilding an M60 rocket launcher and a hamster*
slik ~_~
Right! basically you choose ur favourite Nintendo Character and basically duke it out with the other forum members accordingly, the rules are... there are no rules! just that you inflict as much damage, come up with imaginative ways of inflicting pain on your oponent and have fun! {:)
Right! i'll start!
*link enters the arena weilding an M60 rocket launcher and a hamster*
slik ~_~
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The crumbled iron forms one little, agile and completely indestructible man who ahs built in weapons and is made by himself, therefore he is 100% indestructible.
He then chops Links arm off with a chainsaw.
He then chops Links arm off with a chainsaw.
DK makes Link feel STUPID by pointing out that Link is wearing girly white tights.
*unfortunately on closer inspection the "indestructable" iron giant is made in japan and so breaks after a few light tapswith a toothpick*
slik ~_~
slik ~_~
Jigglypuff, who is now confused whether he is alive and annoyed that Link is continuing to kill him, transforms into a massive, indestructible Iron Giant.
*Link shoves bomb up the real DK's rectum, DK then inunvertantly farts and blows himself and the emotinally (and physically) traumortised jigglypuff out of the arena*
slik ~_~
slik ~_~
Jigglypuff, confused whether he is really alive, jumps on the real DK, who also seems to be half dead and half alive.
*The real DK (because that was a fake dummy) then appears at competely the opposite side of the screen and secertly makes sweet love to jigglypuff whispering "I'LL MAKE YOU JIGGLE" in it's ear"
*Link runs up to DK and shoves master sword where the sun dont shine and guts the oversized gorilla, then throws his lifeless corpse on the burning remains of jiggly pu ff*
slik ~_~
slik ~_~
Jigglypuff re-generates, then sets DK on fire.
*link presses **special** button on M60 which makes hamster come back to life, inflate to 10 times it's normal size, hamster then swallows jigglypuff flamethrower and char-grills the pink blob*
slik ~_~
slik ~_~
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