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Fri 21/06/02 at 22:58
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Posts: 787
1. Why is it, once you pop, you can't stop, yet Pringles have re-sealable lids?
2. Why is it that in the late 1980's, everyone loved Thatcher. Now everyone hates her?
3. Why is 'why' spelt with three letters when it only need one?
4. Why did it take so long for someone to invent the 'equals' sign?
5. Why is it that you can buy Pokémon sex toys in Japan when Pokémon is aimed at kids?
6. Why are ginger and redheads always having the urine extracted out of them?
7. Why do they do it to themselves? (Jasper Carrot)
8. Why is the richest man on the planet such a 'insert word for nasty person here'?
9. Why is he still working?
10. Why is it tourists always where clothing that makes them look out of place?
11. Why is it when you're waiting for a bus, you wait for hours, then suddenly, three come at once?
12. Why is that kid never actually found the 'Rowntree'?
13. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
14. Why, why why - Delilah?
15. Why can't everything orange be Fanta?
16. Why can't everything yellow be Fanta?
17. Why is it taboo to view people of the opposite sex in their natural state?
18. Why is it the Queen earns so much money, yet we had to pay for her Jubilee parties?
19. Why did Matt Groening decide to colour the Simpsons yellow?
20. Why is it the English are so proud of themselves when their ancestors are either celtic (Welsh, Scottish or Irish), French, German or Roman?
21. Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
22. Why does Freeserve disconnect me all the time?
23. Why is it that people hate the smell of cheesy feet, yet they'll eat cheese?
24. Why is the grass always greener on the other side of the fence?
25. Why is it that no one has ever asked the question: Does the creator of the superhero actually know himself what Superted's secret magic word is?
26. Why is there always someone sitting behind you in the cinema who will repeatedly kick your seat?
27. Why do we call the plural for mouse - mice?
28. Why do we call the plural for goose - geese?
29. Why do we call the plural for house - houses?
30. If we're all created equal, why are some of us better off than others?
31. Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex have such a large head if its brain was the size of a pea?
32. Why is it so many people believe in a god that has neither been seen, never communicated directly with 'his' believers, and never actually been proven to have existed?
33. Why is it that religions, despite all of them promoting peace, are often the causes of war?
34. Why is it that despite scientific and technological advances throughout the last century, there is still no cure for the common cold?
35. Why do people always look taller on TV?
36. Why is it that despite people always looking taller on TV, Willie Carson still has to stand on a box when presenting BBC racing?
37. Why don't commentators actually commentate on the current match?
38. Why is it that computers can perform illegal operations yet not be arrested?
39. Why is it Batman and Robin fell into a deadly trap every other show, yet always escaped without a scratch?
40. Why does Superman where his underwear on the outside?
41. Why do so many other superheroes copy him in his fasion sense?
42. Why are Peter Pann, Robin Hood and videogame star Link so similar?
43. Why did the chicken cross the road?
44. Why do the eyes of the cuprinol-man always look like they're staring at you no matter what angle you look at the picture next to the wood stain in the DIY stores?
45. Why do the Americans complain that the British don't speak proper English?
46. Why does the pope never dress as the devil at halloween?
47. Why is it some people actually enjoy have vaccinations and blood tests?
48. Why is it that when you tell a child 'no', the child is more likely to go ahead?
49. Why do the girls always go for the unreliable, undesirable, totally unlikable guys?
50. Why is it the nicer guys are always the last to get a girl?
51. Why doesn't money grow on trees?
52. Why is it that Britain and America are now fighting the countries they sold arms to in the first place?
53. Why do people knowingly live on active volcanoes?
54. Why is water wet?
55. Why is it humans like to inflict pain and disease to themselves?
56. Why do fire alarms say "Incase of fire"?
57. Why is it R. Kelly's never tested his belief about flying?
58. Why is the Irishman in the joke, always percieved as the dumb one (when it's clearly the English.....:) )?
59. Why is it that an instant access account doesn't necessarily mean that?
60. Why does good food cost less at Sainsbury's?
61. Why does Iceland make it easy for mum?
62. Why is it that fast food chains are often slower than proffesional restaurants?
63. Why, oh why, oh why?
64. Why is it that people on discussion forums always like to live uip to other people's expectations when they will probably never ever see them in person?
65. Why is it that birds can stand on electrical pylons and cables without getting electricuted?
66. Why do big brother housemates always lie to each other knowing they'll get found out eventually?
67. Why is it, Saudi Arabia were able to qualify for the World Cup despite putting up a comical effort in the competition?
68. Why do we exist?
69. Why do I ask all these questions?
70. Why is it we are able to watch hardcore making love by animals before the watershed, and only softcore humans after the watershed?
71. Why do American Footballers wear so much padding when the rest of the world doesn't (in Rugby)?
72. Why is 7 a lucky number for some?
73. Why is 13 unlucky for some?
74. Why is it that William Shatner, despite his terrible acting, managed to last 7 Star Trek films?
75. Why does Spock have pointy ears?
76. Why is it a giant slug was feared by Tatooine residents?
77. Why can't I feel the force?
78. Why is it that other people's houses always look better than your own?
79. Why is it, the card we need in Rummy is always the card missing from the pack?
80. Why is it that when we make a mistake, we, knowingly, go and make the same mistake again?
81. Why do Fruit Gums come in Yellow packaging and Fruit Pastils come in green packaging?
82. Why is it we often pay more for the packaging than we do for the products themselves?
83. Why are we able to reproduce?
84. Why not just make us immortal?
85. Why do we prefer drinking cows' milk than human milk when we reach an age of understanding what we're doing?
86. Why do Americans claim they're invincible when they lost the Viet-Namese war?
87. Why do we always put priority things off?
88. Why did Kamakaze piolets wear helmets?
89. Why are so many crap drivers allowed to pass their tests?
90. Why do so may people find cybersex so appealing?
91. Why did Channel 4 pick such a boring bunch of characters for Big Brother this year?
92. Why did Frank and Badiel sing about football coming home, when the Euro-cup at the time was not being played in England?
93. Why wont Michael Ball write his own songs?
94. Why haven't we colonised the moon yet?
95. Why are pop-up adverts so annoying?
96. Why can't I directly control my heart rate?
97. Why are all albinos (especially Dark Mark) evil?
98. Why do teachers bother trying to be funny?
99. Why did the Irishman bother hanging round with the Scotsman and the Englishman in all those jokes?
100. Why don't you read through all 100 questions again?
Fri 21/06/02 at 23:46
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"sdomehtongng"
Posts: 23,695
There is something very similar to this on a site a saw earlier.

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Fri 21/06/02 at 23:09
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"Just Bog Standard.."
Posts: 4,589
Too....many.....questions...aaarrgghh.
Fri 21/06/02 at 22:58
Regular
Posts: 15,681
1. Why is it, once you pop, you can't stop, yet Pringles have re-sealable lids?
2. Why is it that in the late 1980's, everyone loved Thatcher. Now everyone hates her?
3. Why is 'why' spelt with three letters when it only need one?
4. Why did it take so long for someone to invent the 'equals' sign?
5. Why is it that you can buy Pokémon sex toys in Japan when Pokémon is aimed at kids?
6. Why are ginger and redheads always having the urine extracted out of them?
7. Why do they do it to themselves? (Jasper Carrot)
8. Why is the richest man on the planet such a 'insert word for nasty person here'?
9. Why is he still working?
10. Why is it tourists always where clothing that makes them look out of place?
11. Why is it when you're waiting for a bus, you wait for hours, then suddenly, three come at once?
12. Why is that kid never actually found the 'Rowntree'?
13. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
14. Why, why why - Delilah?
15. Why can't everything orange be Fanta?
16. Why can't everything yellow be Fanta?
17. Why is it taboo to view people of the opposite sex in their natural state?
18. Why is it the Queen earns so much money, yet we had to pay for her Jubilee parties?
19. Why did Matt Groening decide to colour the Simpsons yellow?
20. Why is it the English are so proud of themselves when their ancestors are either celtic (Welsh, Scottish or Irish), French, German or Roman?
21. Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
22. Why does Freeserve disconnect me all the time?
23. Why is it that people hate the smell of cheesy feet, yet they'll eat cheese?
24. Why is the grass always greener on the other side of the fence?
25. Why is it that no one has ever asked the question: Does the creator of the superhero actually know himself what Superted's secret magic word is?
26. Why is there always someone sitting behind you in the cinema who will repeatedly kick your seat?
27. Why do we call the plural for mouse - mice?
28. Why do we call the plural for goose - geese?
29. Why do we call the plural for house - houses?
30. If we're all created equal, why are some of us better off than others?
31. Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex have such a large head if its brain was the size of a pea?
32. Why is it so many people believe in a god that has neither been seen, never communicated directly with 'his' believers, and never actually been proven to have existed?
33. Why is it that religions, despite all of them promoting peace, are often the causes of war?
34. Why is it that despite scientific and technological advances throughout the last century, there is still no cure for the common cold?
35. Why do people always look taller on TV?
36. Why is it that despite people always looking taller on TV, Willie Carson still has to stand on a box when presenting BBC racing?
37. Why don't commentators actually commentate on the current match?
38. Why is it that computers can perform illegal operations yet not be arrested?
39. Why is it Batman and Robin fell into a deadly trap every other show, yet always escaped without a scratch?
40. Why does Superman where his underwear on the outside?
41. Why do so many other superheroes copy him in his fasion sense?
42. Why are Peter Pann, Robin Hood and videogame star Link so similar?
43. Why did the chicken cross the road?
44. Why do the eyes of the cuprinol-man always look like they're staring at you no matter what angle you look at the picture next to the wood stain in the DIY stores?
45. Why do the Americans complain that the British don't speak proper English?
46. Why does the pope never dress as the devil at halloween?
47. Why is it some people actually enjoy have vaccinations and blood tests?
48. Why is it that when you tell a child 'no', the child is more likely to go ahead?
49. Why do the girls always go for the unreliable, undesirable, totally unlikable guys?
50. Why is it the nicer guys are always the last to get a girl?
51. Why doesn't money grow on trees?
52. Why is it that Britain and America are now fighting the countries they sold arms to in the first place?
53. Why do people knowingly live on active volcanoes?
54. Why is water wet?
55. Why is it humans like to inflict pain and disease to themselves?
56. Why do fire alarms say "Incase of fire"?
57. Why is it R. Kelly's never tested his belief about flying?
58. Why is the Irishman in the joke, always percieved as the dumb one (when it's clearly the English.....:) )?
59. Why is it that an instant access account doesn't necessarily mean that?
60. Why does good food cost less at Sainsbury's?
61. Why does Iceland make it easy for mum?
62. Why is it that fast food chains are often slower than proffesional restaurants?
63. Why, oh why, oh why?
64. Why is it that people on discussion forums always like to live uip to other people's expectations when they will probably never ever see them in person?
65. Why is it that birds can stand on electrical pylons and cables without getting electricuted?
66. Why do big brother housemates always lie to each other knowing they'll get found out eventually?
67. Why is it, Saudi Arabia were able to qualify for the World Cup despite putting up a comical effort in the competition?
68. Why do we exist?
69. Why do I ask all these questions?
70. Why is it we are able to watch hardcore making love by animals before the watershed, and only softcore humans after the watershed?
71. Why do American Footballers wear so much padding when the rest of the world doesn't (in Rugby)?
72. Why is 7 a lucky number for some?
73. Why is 13 unlucky for some?
74. Why is it that William Shatner, despite his terrible acting, managed to last 7 Star Trek films?
75. Why does Spock have pointy ears?
76. Why is it a giant slug was feared by Tatooine residents?
77. Why can't I feel the force?
78. Why is it that other people's houses always look better than your own?
79. Why is it, the card we need in Rummy is always the card missing from the pack?
80. Why is it that when we make a mistake, we, knowingly, go and make the same mistake again?
81. Why do Fruit Gums come in Yellow packaging and Fruit Pastils come in green packaging?
82. Why is it we often pay more for the packaging than we do for the products themselves?
83. Why are we able to reproduce?
84. Why not just make us immortal?
85. Why do we prefer drinking cows' milk than human milk when we reach an age of understanding what we're doing?
86. Why do Americans claim they're invincible when they lost the Viet-Namese war?
87. Why do we always put priority things off?
88. Why did Kamakaze piolets wear helmets?
89. Why are so many crap drivers allowed to pass their tests?
90. Why do so may people find cybersex so appealing?
91. Why did Channel 4 pick such a boring bunch of characters for Big Brother this year?
92. Why did Frank and Badiel sing about football coming home, when the Euro-cup at the time was not being played in England?
93. Why wont Michael Ball write his own songs?
94. Why haven't we colonised the moon yet?
95. Why are pop-up adverts so annoying?
96. Why can't I directly control my heart rate?
97. Why are all albinos (especially Dark Mark) evil?
98. Why do teachers bother trying to be funny?
99. Why did the Irishman bother hanging round with the Scotsman and the Englishman in all those jokes?
100. Why don't you read through all 100 questions again?

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