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1. Why is it, once you pop, you can't stop, yet Pringles have re-sealable lids?
2. Why is it that in the late 1980's, everyone loved Thatcher. Now everyone hates her?
3. Why is 'why' spelt with three letters when it only need one?
4. Why did it take so long for someone to invent the 'equals' sign?
5. Why is it that you can buy Pokémon sex toys in Japan when Pokémon is aimed at kids?
6. Why are ginger and redheads always having the urine extracted out of them?
7. Why do they do it to themselves? (Jasper Carrot)
8. Why is the richest man on the planet such a 'insert word for nasty person here'?
9. Why is he still working?
10. Why is it tourists always where clothing that makes them look out of place?
11. Why is it when you're waiting for a bus, you wait for hours, then suddenly, three come at once?
12. Why is that kid never actually found the 'Rowntree'?
13. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
14. Why, why why - Delilah?
15. Why can't everything orange be Fanta?
16. Why can't everything yellow be Fanta?
17. Why is it taboo to view people of the opposite sex in their natural state?
18. Why is it the Queen earns so much money, yet we had to pay for her Jubilee parties?
19. Why did Matt Groening decide to colour the Simpsons yellow?
20. Why is it the English are so proud of themselves when their ancestors are either celtic (Welsh, Scottish or Irish), French, German or Roman?
21. Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
22. Why does Freeserve disconnect me all the time?
23. Why is it that people hate the smell of cheesy feet, yet they'll eat cheese?
24. Why is the grass always greener on the other side of the fence?
25. Why is it that no one has ever asked the question: Does the creator of the superhero actually know himself what Superted's secret magic word is?
26. Why is there always someone sitting behind you in the cinema who will repeatedly kick your seat?
27. Why do we call the plural for mouse - mice?
28. Why do we call the plural for goose - geese?
29. Why do we call the plural for house - houses?
30. If we're all created equal, why are some of us better off than others?
31. Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex have such a large head if its brain was the size of a pea?
32. Why is it so many people believe in a god that has neither been seen, never communicated directly with 'his' believers, and never actually been proven to have existed?
33. Why is it that religions, despite all of them promoting peace, are often the causes of war?
34. Why is it that despite scientific and technological advances throughout the last century, there is still no cure for the common cold?
35. Why do people always look taller on TV?
36. Why is it that despite people always looking taller on TV, Willie Carson still has to stand on a box when presenting BBC racing?
37. Why don't commentators actually commentate on the current match?
38. Why is it that computers can perform illegal operations yet not be arrested?
39. Why is it Batman and Robin fell into a deadly trap every other show, yet always escaped without a scratch?
40. Why does Superman where his underwear on the outside?
41. Why do so many other superheroes copy him in his fasion sense?
42. Why are Peter Pann, Robin Hood and videogame star Link so similar?
43. Why did the chicken cross the road?
44. Why do the eyes of the cuprinol-man always look like they're staring at you no matter what angle you look at the picture next to the wood stain in the DIY stores?
45. Why do the Americans complain that the British don't speak proper English?
46. Why does the pope never dress as the devil at halloween?
47. Why is it some people actually enjoy have vaccinations and blood tests?
48. Why is it that when you tell a child 'no', the child is more likely to go ahead?
49. Why do the girls always go for the unreliable, undesirable, totally unlikable guys?
50. Why is it the nicer guys are always the last to get a girl?
51. Why doesn't money grow on trees?
52. Why is it that Britain and America are now fighting the countries they sold arms to in the first place?
53. Why do people knowingly live on active volcanoes?
54. Why is water wet?
55. Why is it humans like to inflict pain and disease to themselves?
56. Why do fire alarms say "Incase of fire"?
57. Why is it R. Kelly's never tested his belief about flying?
58. Why is the Irishman in the joke, always percieved as the dumb one (when it's clearly the English.....:) )?
59. Why is it that an instant access account doesn't necessarily mean that?
60. Why does good food cost less at Sainsbury's?
61. Why does Iceland make it easy for mum?
62. Why is it that fast food chains are often slower than proffesional restaurants?
63. Why, oh why, oh why?
64. Why is it that people on discussion forums always like to live uip to other people's expectations when they will probably never ever see them in person?
65. Why is it that birds can stand on electrical pylons and cables without getting electricuted?
66. Why do big brother housemates always lie to each other knowing they'll get found out eventually?
67. Why is it, Saudi Arabia were able to qualify for the World Cup despite putting up a comical effort in the competition?
68. Why do we exist?
69. Why do I ask all these questions?
70. Why is it we are able to watch hardcore making love by animals before the watershed, and only softcore humans after the watershed?
71. Why do American Footballers wear so much padding when the rest of the world doesn't (in Rugby)?
72. Why is 7 a lucky number for some?
73. Why is 13 unlucky for some?
74. Why is it that William Shatner, despite his terrible acting, managed to last 7 Star Trek films?
75. Why does Spock have pointy ears?
76. Why is it a giant slug was feared by Tatooine residents?
77. Why can't I feel the force?
78. Why is it that other people's houses always look better than your own?
79. Why is it, the card we need in Rummy is always the card missing from the pack?
80. Why is it that when we make a mistake, we, knowingly, go and make the same mistake again?
81. Why do Fruit Gums come in Yellow packaging and Fruit Pastils come in green packaging?
82. Why is it we often pay more for the packaging than we do for the products themselves?
83. Why are we able to reproduce?
84. Why not just make us immortal?
85. Why do we prefer drinking cows' milk than human milk when we reach an age of understanding what we're doing?
86. Why do Americans claim they're invincible when they lost the Viet-Namese war?
87. Why do we always put priority things off?
88. Why did Kamakaze piolets wear helmets?
89. Why are so many crap drivers allowed to pass their tests?
90. Why do so may people find cybersex so appealing?
91. Why did Channel 4 pick such a boring bunch of characters for Big Brother this year?
92. Why did Frank and Badiel sing about football coming home, when the Euro-cup at the time was not being played in England?
93. Why wont Michael Ball write his own songs?
94. Why haven't we colonised the moon yet?
95. Why are pop-up adverts so annoying?
96. Why can't I directly control my heart rate?
97. Why are all albinos (especially Dark Mark) evil?
98. Why do teachers bother trying to be funny?
99. Why did the Irishman bother hanging round with the Scotsman and the Englishman in all those jokes?
100. Why don't you read through all 100 questions again?
2. Why is it that in the late 1980's, everyone loved Thatcher. Now everyone hates her?
3. Why is 'why' spelt with three letters when it only need one?
4. Why did it take so long for someone to invent the 'equals' sign?
5. Why is it that you can buy Pokémon sex toys in Japan when Pokémon is aimed at kids?
6. Why are ginger and redheads always having the urine extracted out of them?
7. Why do they do it to themselves? (Jasper Carrot)
8. Why is the richest man on the planet such a 'insert word for nasty person here'?
9. Why is he still working?
10. Why is it tourists always where clothing that makes them look out of place?
11. Why is it when you're waiting for a bus, you wait for hours, then suddenly, three come at once?
12. Why is that kid never actually found the 'Rowntree'?
13. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
14. Why, why why - Delilah?
15. Why can't everything orange be Fanta?
16. Why can't everything yellow be Fanta?
17. Why is it taboo to view people of the opposite sex in their natural state?
18. Why is it the Queen earns so much money, yet we had to pay for her Jubilee parties?
19. Why did Matt Groening decide to colour the Simpsons yellow?
20. Why is it the English are so proud of themselves when their ancestors are either celtic (Welsh, Scottish or Irish), French, German or Roman?
21. Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
22. Why does Freeserve disconnect me all the time?
23. Why is it that people hate the smell of cheesy feet, yet they'll eat cheese?
24. Why is the grass always greener on the other side of the fence?
25. Why is it that no one has ever asked the question: Does the creator of the superhero actually know himself what Superted's secret magic word is?
26. Why is there always someone sitting behind you in the cinema who will repeatedly kick your seat?
27. Why do we call the plural for mouse - mice?
28. Why do we call the plural for goose - geese?
29. Why do we call the plural for house - houses?
30. If we're all created equal, why are some of us better off than others?
31. Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex have such a large head if its brain was the size of a pea?
32. Why is it so many people believe in a god that has neither been seen, never communicated directly with 'his' believers, and never actually been proven to have existed?
33. Why is it that religions, despite all of them promoting peace, are often the causes of war?
34. Why is it that despite scientific and technological advances throughout the last century, there is still no cure for the common cold?
35. Why do people always look taller on TV?
36. Why is it that despite people always looking taller on TV, Willie Carson still has to stand on a box when presenting BBC racing?
37. Why don't commentators actually commentate on the current match?
38. Why is it that computers can perform illegal operations yet not be arrested?
39. Why is it Batman and Robin fell into a deadly trap every other show, yet always escaped without a scratch?
40. Why does Superman where his underwear on the outside?
41. Why do so many other superheroes copy him in his fasion sense?
42. Why are Peter Pann, Robin Hood and videogame star Link so similar?
43. Why did the chicken cross the road?
44. Why do the eyes of the cuprinol-man always look like they're staring at you no matter what angle you look at the picture next to the wood stain in the DIY stores?
45. Why do the Americans complain that the British don't speak proper English?
46. Why does the pope never dress as the devil at halloween?
47. Why is it some people actually enjoy have vaccinations and blood tests?
48. Why is it that when you tell a child 'no', the child is more likely to go ahead?
49. Why do the girls always go for the unreliable, undesirable, totally unlikable guys?
50. Why is it the nicer guys are always the last to get a girl?
51. Why doesn't money grow on trees?
52. Why is it that Britain and America are now fighting the countries they sold arms to in the first place?
53. Why do people knowingly live on active volcanoes?
54. Why is water wet?
55. Why is it humans like to inflict pain and disease to themselves?
56. Why do fire alarms say "Incase of fire"?
57. Why is it R. Kelly's never tested his belief about flying?
58. Why is the Irishman in the joke, always percieved as the dumb one (when it's clearly the English.....:) )?
59. Why is it that an instant access account doesn't necessarily mean that?
60. Why does good food cost less at Sainsbury's?
61. Why does Iceland make it easy for mum?
62. Why is it that fast food chains are often slower than proffesional restaurants?
63. Why, oh why, oh why?
64. Why is it that people on discussion forums always like to live uip to other people's expectations when they will probably never ever see them in person?
65. Why is it that birds can stand on electrical pylons and cables without getting electricuted?
66. Why do big brother housemates always lie to each other knowing they'll get found out eventually?
67. Why is it, Saudi Arabia were able to qualify for the World Cup despite putting up a comical effort in the competition?
68. Why do we exist?
69. Why do I ask all these questions?
70. Why is it we are able to watch hardcore making love by animals before the watershed, and only softcore humans after the watershed?
71. Why do American Footballers wear so much padding when the rest of the world doesn't (in Rugby)?
72. Why is 7 a lucky number for some?
73. Why is 13 unlucky for some?
74. Why is it that William Shatner, despite his terrible acting, managed to last 7 Star Trek films?
75. Why does Spock have pointy ears?
76. Why is it a giant slug was feared by Tatooine residents?
77. Why can't I feel the force?
78. Why is it that other people's houses always look better than your own?
79. Why is it, the card we need in Rummy is always the card missing from the pack?
80. Why is it that when we make a mistake, we, knowingly, go and make the same mistake again?
81. Why do Fruit Gums come in Yellow packaging and Fruit Pastils come in green packaging?
82. Why is it we often pay more for the packaging than we do for the products themselves?
83. Why are we able to reproduce?
84. Why not just make us immortal?
85. Why do we prefer drinking cows' milk than human milk when we reach an age of understanding what we're doing?
86. Why do Americans claim they're invincible when they lost the Viet-Namese war?
87. Why do we always put priority things off?
88. Why did Kamakaze piolets wear helmets?
89. Why are so many crap drivers allowed to pass their tests?
90. Why do so may people find cybersex so appealing?
91. Why did Channel 4 pick such a boring bunch of characters for Big Brother this year?
92. Why did Frank and Badiel sing about football coming home, when the Euro-cup at the time was not being played in England?
93. Why wont Michael Ball write his own songs?
94. Why haven't we colonised the moon yet?
95. Why are pop-up adverts so annoying?
96. Why can't I directly control my heart rate?
97. Why are all albinos (especially Dark Mark) evil?
98. Why do teachers bother trying to be funny?
99. Why did the Irishman bother hanging round with the Scotsman and the Englishman in all those jokes?
100. Why don't you read through all 100 questions again?
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Edgy wrote:
> 77. Why can't I feel the force?
i can
> 78. Why is it that other people's houses always look better than your
> own?
you think that but it aint acutally true
> 79. Why is it, the card we need in Rummy is always the card missing
> from the pack?
sods law
> 80. Why is it that when we make a mistake, we, knowingly, go and make
> the same mistake again?
i dont
> 81. Why do Fruit Gums come in Yellow packaging and Fruit Pastils come
> in green packaging?
why did salt and vinegar crisps come in blue a while ago before swapping with cheese and onion
> 82. Why is it we often pay more for the packaging than we do for the
> products themselves?
the packaging is more expensive to make
> 83. Why are we able to reproduce?
well when mummy and daddy love each other very much...
> 84. Why not just make us immortal?
we havent found the key to the portal yet
> 85. Why do we prefer drinking cows' milk than human milk when we reach
> an age of understanding what we're doing?
LOL
> 86. Why do Americans claim they're invincible when they lost the
> Viet-Namese war?
some cant remember that far back, too many hotdogs.
> 87. Why do we always put priority things off?
dunno
> 88. Why did Kamakaze piolets wear helmets?
to keep their ears warm
> 89. Why are so many crap drivers allowed to pass their tests?
they wear skirts to the test ;)
> 90. Why do so may people find cybersex so appealing?
sad gits
> 91. Why did Channel 4 pick such a boring bunch of characters for Big
> Brother this year?
Because they can get away with anything
> 92. Why did Frank and Badiel sing about football coming home, when the
Euro-cup at the time was not being played in England?
football was made in England so if we won the cup it would be "coming home to where football was invented"
> 93. Why wont Michael Ball write his own songs?
he cant?
> 94. Why haven't we colonised the moon yet?
can live on the moon because some thing would be different, no one ever landed on the moon it was fake
> 95. Why are pop-up adverts so annoying?
they are like normal adverts, unnessescery
> 96. Why can't I directly control my heart rate?
david blaine can
> 97. Why are all albinos (especially Dark Mark) evil?
because they just are
> 98. Why do teachers bother trying to be funny?
because they think they are cool
> 99. Why did the Irishman bother hanging round with the Scotsman and
> the Englishman in all those jokes?
without him there would be no joke
> 100. Why don't you read through all 100 questions again?
dont want to
> 77. Why can't I feel the force?
i can
> 78. Why is it that other people's houses always look better than your
> own?
you think that but it aint acutally true
> 79. Why is it, the card we need in Rummy is always the card missing
> from the pack?
sods law
> 80. Why is it that when we make a mistake, we, knowingly, go and make
> the same mistake again?
i dont
> 81. Why do Fruit Gums come in Yellow packaging and Fruit Pastils come
> in green packaging?
why did salt and vinegar crisps come in blue a while ago before swapping with cheese and onion
> 82. Why is it we often pay more for the packaging than we do for the
> products themselves?
the packaging is more expensive to make
> 83. Why are we able to reproduce?
well when mummy and daddy love each other very much...
> 84. Why not just make us immortal?
we havent found the key to the portal yet
> 85. Why do we prefer drinking cows' milk than human milk when we reach
> an age of understanding what we're doing?
LOL
> 86. Why do Americans claim they're invincible when they lost the
> Viet-Namese war?
some cant remember that far back, too many hotdogs.
> 87. Why do we always put priority things off?
dunno
> 88. Why did Kamakaze piolets wear helmets?
to keep their ears warm
> 89. Why are so many crap drivers allowed to pass their tests?
they wear skirts to the test ;)
> 90. Why do so may people find cybersex so appealing?
sad gits
> 91. Why did Channel 4 pick such a boring bunch of characters for Big
> Brother this year?
Because they can get away with anything
> 92. Why did Frank and Badiel sing about football coming home, when the
Euro-cup at the time was not being played in England?
football was made in England so if we won the cup it would be "coming home to where football was invented"
> 93. Why wont Michael Ball write his own songs?
he cant?
> 94. Why haven't we colonised the moon yet?
can live on the moon because some thing would be different, no one ever landed on the moon it was fake
> 95. Why are pop-up adverts so annoying?
they are like normal adverts, unnessescery
> 96. Why can't I directly control my heart rate?
david blaine can
> 97. Why are all albinos (especially Dark Mark) evil?
because they just are
> 98. Why do teachers bother trying to be funny?
because they think they are cool
> 99. Why did the Irishman bother hanging round with the Scotsman and
> the Englishman in all those jokes?
without him there would be no joke
> 100. Why don't you read through all 100 questions again?
dont want to
I have one, Why are buildings called buildings when they are already built?
Edgy wrote:
> 11. Why is it when you're waiting for a bus, you wait for hours, then
> suddenly, three come at once?
OK, 3 buses service the same route which has say 5 stops. Say they leave the depot at 15 minute intervals:
Bus 1 leaves station, picks up passengers at 1st stop, a few stragglers miss the bus.
Bus 1 reaches stop 2, not that busy, picks everyone up. Heavy traffic slows it down.Bus 2 leaves depot.
Bus 1 reaches stop 3, lots of people. Bus 2 reaches stop 1 nobody to pick up.
Bus 1 reaches stop 4 after big queue in traffic, a few stragglers miss the bus. Bus 2 reaches stop 2 picks up stragglers. Bus 3 is already on his back due to no pick ups.
Bus 1 reaches stop 5, lot of people, they have been waiting ages. Whilst bus 3 stops, bus 2 and 3 catch up due to short supply of passengers. Thus 3 buses appear at once.
> 11. Why is it when you're waiting for a bus, you wait for hours, then
> suddenly, three come at once?
OK, 3 buses service the same route which has say 5 stops. Say they leave the depot at 15 minute intervals:
Bus 1 leaves station, picks up passengers at 1st stop, a few stragglers miss the bus.
Bus 1 reaches stop 2, not that busy, picks everyone up. Heavy traffic slows it down.Bus 2 leaves depot.
Bus 1 reaches stop 3, lots of people. Bus 2 reaches stop 1 nobody to pick up.
Bus 1 reaches stop 4 after big queue in traffic, a few stragglers miss the bus. Bus 2 reaches stop 2 picks up stragglers. Bus 3 is already on his back due to no pick ups.
Bus 1 reaches stop 5, lot of people, they have been waiting ages. Whilst bus 3 stops, bus 2 and 3 catch up due to short supply of passengers. Thus 3 buses appear at once.
Edgy wrote:
> 1. Why is it, once you pop, you can't stop, yet Pringles have
> re-sealable lids?
Well, otherwise you'd just have mouldy pringles everywhere. Or, maybe, they want you to stop being obesce. Maybe..
> 2. Why is it that in the late 1980's, everyone loved Thatcher. Now
> everyone hates her?
Because she sucks? :oP
> 3. Why is 'why' spelt with three letters when it only need one?
Because "y" is slang! ;-D
> 4. Why did it take so long for someone to invent the 'equals' sign?
I dunno, I mean, its only like to "Lines" that fell over each other.
> 5. Why is it that you can buy Pokémon sex toys in Japan when
> Pokémon is aimed at kids?
Why can you get Dragon Ball-Z Porn?
> 6. Why are ginger and redheads always having the urine extracted out
> of them?
Because mainly, they have ginger/red pubic hairs ;o)
> 7. Why do they do it to themselves? (Jasper Carrot)
Cuz its funnny..
> 8. Why is the richest man on the planet such a 'insert word for nasty
> person here'?
The money turned him corrupt and stole all his monkies..
> 9. Why is he still working?
He's working on an antidote for Black Morracan BackFlipping spider. Yeah, they're well 'ard them ones!
> 10. Why is it tourists always where clothing that makes them look out
> of place?
They come from a different place? Nah its to do with cultures and stuff.
> 11. Why is it when you're waiting for a bus, you wait for hours, then
> suddenly, three come at once?
Well, all the bus drivers stop in a car park for a good ol' chin wag. Thats why we wait hours..
> 12. Why is that kid never actually found the 'Rowntree'?
Its hidden.
> 13. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
They like the smell of you? I dunno!
> 14. Why, why why - Delilah?
why? ;oP
> 15. Why can't everything orange be Fanta?
Law states: "Everything orange cannot be Fanta"
> 16. Why can't everything yellow be Fanta?
Law states: "Everything yellow cannot be Fanta"
> 17. Why is it taboo to view people of the opposite sex in their
> natural state?
Mm, weird gay people crap.
> 18. Why is it the Queen earns so much money, yet we had to pay for her
> Jubilee parties?
Why doesn't the Queen just give 1 billion pounds to children in Africa to give them a decent living?
> 19. Why did Matt Groening decide to colour the Simpsons yellow?
Better than pink init?
> 20. Why is it the English are so proud of themselves when their
> ancestors are either celtic (Welsh, Scottish or Irish), French, German
> or Roman?
Mm, fat hefty blokes in England shirts spring to mind..
> 21. Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was
> seventeen?
Lied about his age so he could.. have.. Alcohol. So now it rains Vodka, poison Vodak (Shame aint it Sheepy! ;o) )
> 22. Why does Freeserve disconnect me all the time?
Heh, they have a big red button, actually they have several, and they push them randomly and it disconnects Freeserve customers. And its not free anymore!
> 23. Why is it that people hate the smell of cheesy feet, yet they'll
> eat cheese?
Because.. feet dont actually smell "Cheesy" do they? :oP
> 24. Why is the grass always greener on the other side of the fence?
You look at it from a different angle.
> 25. Why is it that no one has ever asked the question: Does the
> creator of the superhero actually know himself what Superted's secret
> magic word is?
"Please?"
> 26. Why is there always someone sitting behind you in the cinema who
> will repeatedly kick your seat?
Yeah. I know how I sort them out. I turn round and grab them by the neck and throw them to the ground. Sorts that out pretty well. Or just sit at the back..
> 27. Why do we call the plural for mouse - mice?
I like the word Mouses :oP
> 28. Why do we call the plural for goose - geese?
It rhyme's with Grease!
> 29. Why do we call the plural for house - houses?
Houseies!! I dunno :o)
> 30. If we're all created equal, why are some of us better off than
> others?
Backrounds. Family. Lottery.
> 31. Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex have such a large head if its brain
> was the size of a pea?
Because it would look silly with a pea sized head.
> 32. Why is it so many people believe in a god that has neither been
> seen, never communicated directly with 'his' believers, and never
> actually been proven to have existed?
Something to do..
> 33. Why is it that religions, despite all of them promoting peace, are
> often the causes of war?
Because its all corrupted..
> 34. Why is it that despite scientific and technological advances
> throughout the last century, there is still no cure for the common
> cold?
Ah, I actually do know the answer for this one. There are millions of different types of colds. All involve different virusus. But you can't tell which one you have. Therefore making a cure wpuld be pointless because you'd have to make 7billionstrillion different cures.
> 35. Why do people always look taller on TV?
Camera trickary.
> 36. Why is it that despite people always looking taller on TV, Willie
> Carson still has to stand on a box when presenting BBC racing?
No camera trickary.
> 37. Why don't commentators actually commentate on the current match?
They dont actually have commentators. Just little men that shout random stuff.
> 38. Why is it that computers can perform illegal operations yet not be
> arrested?
Windows. Sucks. Basically.
> 39. Why is it Batman and Robin fell into a deadly trap every other
> show, yet always escaped without a scratch?
Why does Kenny die in every episode (Bar Christmas special) ?
> 40. Why does Superman where his underwear on the outside?
Thick.
> 41. Why do so many other superheroes copy him in his fasion sense?
Also Thick.
> 42. Why are Peter Pann, Robin Hood and videogame star Link so
> similar?
They copy-catted each other
> 43. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it felt like it?
> 44. Why do the eyes of the cuprinol-man always look like they're
> staring at you no matter what angle you look at the picture next to
> the wood stain in the DIY stores?
Um, the shelves fall over and wee you die. Maybe :o)
> 45. Why do the Americans complain that the British don't speak proper
> English?
Because they have stupid words and spellings.
> 46. Why does the pope never dress as the devil at halloween?
Can't afford it.
> 47. Why is it some people actually enjoy have vaccinations and blood
> tests?
Fetishes :-D
> 48. Why is it that when you tell a child 'no', the child is more
> likely to go ahead?
They are actually playing the "Yes is no and no means yes game" for 10 years :o)
> 49. Why do the girls always go for the unreliable, undesirable,
> totally unlikable guys?
Ah, now this I cannot answer. They are all aliens with willy's??
> 50. Why is it the nicer guys are always the last to get a girl?
Don't know, but its worth it. Trust me.
> 51. Why doesn't money grow on trees?
It does, in the form of apples and pears.
> 52. Why is it that Britain and America are now fighting the countries
> they sold arms to in the first place?
Wanted something to do? So they start wars. Clever people they are really, yeah.. sure they are..
> 53. Why do people knowingly live on active volcanoes?
They want the insurance money.
> 54. Why is water wet?
Why not?
> 55. Why is it humans like to inflict pain and disease to themselves?
Fetishes, again.
> 56. Why do fire alarms say "Incase of fire"?
They aint gonna say, "Incase of a water leak" are they? :oP
> 57. Why is it R. Kelly's never tested his belief about flying?
Cuz he'd crash and burn like the rest of us did at age 6.
> 58. Why is the Irishman in the joke, always percieved as the dumb one
> (when it's clearly the English.....:) )?
Lol.. dont know :o)
> 59. Why is it that an instant access account doesn't necessarily mean
> that?
Fake words for fake.. things :oP
> 60. Why does good food cost less at Sainsbury's?
Because they buy it from the sewers and wash it abit.
> 61. Why does Iceland make it easy for mum?
Because your mum like to go and sit in the freezer?
> 62. Why is it that fast food chains are often slower than proffesional
> restaurants?
They are overwhelmed by small, things. Like children.
> 63. Why, oh why, oh why?
Why?
> 64. Why is it that people on discussion forums always like to live uip
> to other people's expectations when they will probably never ever see
> them in person?
Lol... Dont know :-D Scared probably
> 65. Why is it that birds can stand on electrical pylons and cables
> without getting electricuted?
Ah, I know the one to this too. Because the aren't earthed. And make a complete circuit. Clever really!
> 66. Why do big brother housemates always lie to each other knowing
> they'll get found out eventually?
Cause they're fakes..
> 67. Why is it, Saudi Arabia were able to qualify for the World Cup
> despite putting up a comical effort in the competition?
For a laugh.
> 68. Why do we exist?
Why not? :o)
> 69. Why do I ask all these questions?
Why not? Gives me something to do doesn't it!!
> 70. Why is it we are able to watch hardcore making love by animals
> before the watershed, and only softcore humans after the watershed?
Laws and crap :-D
> 71. Why do American Footballers wear so much padding when the rest of
> the world doesn't (in Rugby)?
To give them false hope and make them go in harder. And probably die.
> 72. Why is 7 a lucky number for some?
Beckham's shirt no.
> 73. Why is 13 unlucky for some?
Superstitions.
> 74. Why is it that William Shatner, despite his terrible acting,
> managed to last 7 Star Trek films?
Because they like to lick his clothes
> 75. Why does Spock have pointy ears?
He also has a pointy willy.
> 76. Why is it a giant slug was feared by Tatooine residents?
Lol because they're all weird.
> 77. Why can't I feel the force?
Your not the one :oP
> 78. Why is it that other people's houses always look better than your
> own?
Thats very very true..
> 79. Why is it, the card we need in Rummy is always the card missing
> from the pack?
You must be losing the cards then!
> 80. Why is it that when we make a mistake, we, knowingly, go and make
> the same mistake again?
For a laugh and a chuckle
> 81. Why do Fruit Gums come in Yellow packaging and Fruit Pastils come
> in green packaging?
They wanted to?
> 82. Why is it we often pay more for the packaging than we do for the
> products themselves?
Cuz we suck
> 83. Why are we able to reproduce?
The world would end otherwise..
> 84. Why not just make us immortal?
Then the world would be so cramped over and everyone would die.
> 85. Why do we prefer drinking cows' milk than human milk when we reach
> an age of understanding what we're doing?
Its nicer?
> 86. Why do Americans claim they're invincible when they lost the
> Viet-Namese war?
Fat people that live on McDonalds.
> 87. Why do we always put priority things off?
Because they annoy us.
> 88. Why did Kamakaze piolets wear helmets?
Too look 'ard.
> 89. Why are so many crap drivers allowed to pass their tests?
I saw this film and this women failed her test then she had sex with the examiner and he passed her. Maybe thats what they do?
> 90. Why do so may people find cybersex so appealing?
Cuz they cant get nobody else?
> 91. Why did Channel 4 pick such a boring bunch of characters for Big
> Brother this year?
They really suck.
> 92. Why did Frank and Badiel sing about football coming home, when the
> Euro-cup at the time was not being played in England?
Cuz its a good song :o)
> 93. Why wont Michael Ball write his own songs?
Doesn't want to. Too much work...
> 94. Why haven't we colonised the moon yet?
No gravity..
> 95. Why are pop-up adverts so annoying?
They make you see them..
> 96. Why can't I directly control my heart rate?
David Blaine can :o)
> 97. Why are all albinos (especially Dark Mark) evil?
Cuz they like to be
> 98. Why do teachers bother trying to be funny?
They think they can be cool, when they're actually all crap.
> 99. Why did the Irishman bother hanging round with the Scotsman and
> the Englishman in all those jokes?
He couldn't figure out his way home. :-D
> 100. Why don't you read through all 100 questions again?
No, thanks, really no its fine :oP
> 1. Why is it, once you pop, you can't stop, yet Pringles have
> re-sealable lids?
Well, otherwise you'd just have mouldy pringles everywhere. Or, maybe, they want you to stop being obesce. Maybe..
> 2. Why is it that in the late 1980's, everyone loved Thatcher. Now
> everyone hates her?
Because she sucks? :oP
> 3. Why is 'why' spelt with three letters when it only need one?
Because "y" is slang! ;-D
> 4. Why did it take so long for someone to invent the 'equals' sign?
I dunno, I mean, its only like to "Lines" that fell over each other.
> 5. Why is it that you can buy Pokémon sex toys in Japan when
> Pokémon is aimed at kids?
Why can you get Dragon Ball-Z Porn?
> 6. Why are ginger and redheads always having the urine extracted out
> of them?
Because mainly, they have ginger/red pubic hairs ;o)
> 7. Why do they do it to themselves? (Jasper Carrot)
Cuz its funnny..
> 8. Why is the richest man on the planet such a 'insert word for nasty
> person here'?
The money turned him corrupt and stole all his monkies..
> 9. Why is he still working?
He's working on an antidote for Black Morracan BackFlipping spider. Yeah, they're well 'ard them ones!
> 10. Why is it tourists always where clothing that makes them look out
> of place?
They come from a different place? Nah its to do with cultures and stuff.
> 11. Why is it when you're waiting for a bus, you wait for hours, then
> suddenly, three come at once?
Well, all the bus drivers stop in a car park for a good ol' chin wag. Thats why we wait hours..
> 12. Why is that kid never actually found the 'Rowntree'?
Its hidden.
> 13. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
They like the smell of you? I dunno!
> 14. Why, why why - Delilah?
why? ;oP
> 15. Why can't everything orange be Fanta?
Law states: "Everything orange cannot be Fanta"
> 16. Why can't everything yellow be Fanta?
Law states: "Everything yellow cannot be Fanta"
> 17. Why is it taboo to view people of the opposite sex in their
> natural state?
Mm, weird gay people crap.
> 18. Why is it the Queen earns so much money, yet we had to pay for her
> Jubilee parties?
Why doesn't the Queen just give 1 billion pounds to children in Africa to give them a decent living?
> 19. Why did Matt Groening decide to colour the Simpsons yellow?
Better than pink init?
> 20. Why is it the English are so proud of themselves when their
> ancestors are either celtic (Welsh, Scottish or Irish), French, German
> or Roman?
Mm, fat hefty blokes in England shirts spring to mind..
> 21. Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was
> seventeen?
Lied about his age so he could.. have.. Alcohol. So now it rains Vodka, poison Vodak (Shame aint it Sheepy! ;o) )
> 22. Why does Freeserve disconnect me all the time?
Heh, they have a big red button, actually they have several, and they push them randomly and it disconnects Freeserve customers. And its not free anymore!
> 23. Why is it that people hate the smell of cheesy feet, yet they'll
> eat cheese?
Because.. feet dont actually smell "Cheesy" do they? :oP
> 24. Why is the grass always greener on the other side of the fence?
You look at it from a different angle.
> 25. Why is it that no one has ever asked the question: Does the
> creator of the superhero actually know himself what Superted's secret
> magic word is?
"Please?"
> 26. Why is there always someone sitting behind you in the cinema who
> will repeatedly kick your seat?
Yeah. I know how I sort them out. I turn round and grab them by the neck and throw them to the ground. Sorts that out pretty well. Or just sit at the back..
> 27. Why do we call the plural for mouse - mice?
I like the word Mouses :oP
> 28. Why do we call the plural for goose - geese?
It rhyme's with Grease!
> 29. Why do we call the plural for house - houses?
Houseies!! I dunno :o)
> 30. If we're all created equal, why are some of us better off than
> others?
Backrounds. Family. Lottery.
> 31. Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex have such a large head if its brain
> was the size of a pea?
Because it would look silly with a pea sized head.
> 32. Why is it so many people believe in a god that has neither been
> seen, never communicated directly with 'his' believers, and never
> actually been proven to have existed?
Something to do..
> 33. Why is it that religions, despite all of them promoting peace, are
> often the causes of war?
Because its all corrupted..
> 34. Why is it that despite scientific and technological advances
> throughout the last century, there is still no cure for the common
> cold?
Ah, I actually do know the answer for this one. There are millions of different types of colds. All involve different virusus. But you can't tell which one you have. Therefore making a cure wpuld be pointless because you'd have to make 7billionstrillion different cures.
> 35. Why do people always look taller on TV?
Camera trickary.
> 36. Why is it that despite people always looking taller on TV, Willie
> Carson still has to stand on a box when presenting BBC racing?
No camera trickary.
> 37. Why don't commentators actually commentate on the current match?
They dont actually have commentators. Just little men that shout random stuff.
> 38. Why is it that computers can perform illegal operations yet not be
> arrested?
Windows. Sucks. Basically.
> 39. Why is it Batman and Robin fell into a deadly trap every other
> show, yet always escaped without a scratch?
Why does Kenny die in every episode (Bar Christmas special) ?
> 40. Why does Superman where his underwear on the outside?
Thick.
> 41. Why do so many other superheroes copy him in his fasion sense?
Also Thick.
> 42. Why are Peter Pann, Robin Hood and videogame star Link so
> similar?
They copy-catted each other
> 43. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it felt like it?
> 44. Why do the eyes of the cuprinol-man always look like they're
> staring at you no matter what angle you look at the picture next to
> the wood stain in the DIY stores?
Um, the shelves fall over and wee you die. Maybe :o)
> 45. Why do the Americans complain that the British don't speak proper
> English?
Because they have stupid words and spellings.
> 46. Why does the pope never dress as the devil at halloween?
Can't afford it.
> 47. Why is it some people actually enjoy have vaccinations and blood
> tests?
Fetishes :-D
> 48. Why is it that when you tell a child 'no', the child is more
> likely to go ahead?
They are actually playing the "Yes is no and no means yes game" for 10 years :o)
> 49. Why do the girls always go for the unreliable, undesirable,
> totally unlikable guys?
Ah, now this I cannot answer. They are all aliens with willy's??
> 50. Why is it the nicer guys are always the last to get a girl?
Don't know, but its worth it. Trust me.
> 51. Why doesn't money grow on trees?
It does, in the form of apples and pears.
> 52. Why is it that Britain and America are now fighting the countries
> they sold arms to in the first place?
Wanted something to do? So they start wars. Clever people they are really, yeah.. sure they are..
> 53. Why do people knowingly live on active volcanoes?
They want the insurance money.
> 54. Why is water wet?
Why not?
> 55. Why is it humans like to inflict pain and disease to themselves?
Fetishes, again.
> 56. Why do fire alarms say "Incase of fire"?
They aint gonna say, "Incase of a water leak" are they? :oP
> 57. Why is it R. Kelly's never tested his belief about flying?
Cuz he'd crash and burn like the rest of us did at age 6.
> 58. Why is the Irishman in the joke, always percieved as the dumb one
> (when it's clearly the English.....:) )?
Lol.. dont know :o)
> 59. Why is it that an instant access account doesn't necessarily mean
> that?
Fake words for fake.. things :oP
> 60. Why does good food cost less at Sainsbury's?
Because they buy it from the sewers and wash it abit.
> 61. Why does Iceland make it easy for mum?
Because your mum like to go and sit in the freezer?
> 62. Why is it that fast food chains are often slower than proffesional
> restaurants?
They are overwhelmed by small, things. Like children.
> 63. Why, oh why, oh why?
Why?
> 64. Why is it that people on discussion forums always like to live uip
> to other people's expectations when they will probably never ever see
> them in person?
Lol... Dont know :-D Scared probably
> 65. Why is it that birds can stand on electrical pylons and cables
> without getting electricuted?
Ah, I know the one to this too. Because the aren't earthed. And make a complete circuit. Clever really!
> 66. Why do big brother housemates always lie to each other knowing
> they'll get found out eventually?
Cause they're fakes..
> 67. Why is it, Saudi Arabia were able to qualify for the World Cup
> despite putting up a comical effort in the competition?
For a laugh.
> 68. Why do we exist?
Why not? :o)
> 69. Why do I ask all these questions?
Why not? Gives me something to do doesn't it!!
> 70. Why is it we are able to watch hardcore making love by animals
> before the watershed, and only softcore humans after the watershed?
Laws and crap :-D
> 71. Why do American Footballers wear so much padding when the rest of
> the world doesn't (in Rugby)?
To give them false hope and make them go in harder. And probably die.
> 72. Why is 7 a lucky number for some?
Beckham's shirt no.
> 73. Why is 13 unlucky for some?
Superstitions.
> 74. Why is it that William Shatner, despite his terrible acting,
> managed to last 7 Star Trek films?
Because they like to lick his clothes
> 75. Why does Spock have pointy ears?
He also has a pointy willy.
> 76. Why is it a giant slug was feared by Tatooine residents?
Lol because they're all weird.
> 77. Why can't I feel the force?
Your not the one :oP
> 78. Why is it that other people's houses always look better than your
> own?
Thats very very true..
> 79. Why is it, the card we need in Rummy is always the card missing
> from the pack?
You must be losing the cards then!
> 80. Why is it that when we make a mistake, we, knowingly, go and make
> the same mistake again?
For a laugh and a chuckle
> 81. Why do Fruit Gums come in Yellow packaging and Fruit Pastils come
> in green packaging?
They wanted to?
> 82. Why is it we often pay more for the packaging than we do for the
> products themselves?
Cuz we suck
> 83. Why are we able to reproduce?
The world would end otherwise..
> 84. Why not just make us immortal?
Then the world would be so cramped over and everyone would die.
> 85. Why do we prefer drinking cows' milk than human milk when we reach
> an age of understanding what we're doing?
Its nicer?
> 86. Why do Americans claim they're invincible when they lost the
> Viet-Namese war?
Fat people that live on McDonalds.
> 87. Why do we always put priority things off?
Because they annoy us.
> 88. Why did Kamakaze piolets wear helmets?
Too look 'ard.
> 89. Why are so many crap drivers allowed to pass their tests?
I saw this film and this women failed her test then she had sex with the examiner and he passed her. Maybe thats what they do?
> 90. Why do so may people find cybersex so appealing?
Cuz they cant get nobody else?
> 91. Why did Channel 4 pick such a boring bunch of characters for Big
> Brother this year?
They really suck.
> 92. Why did Frank and Badiel sing about football coming home, when the
> Euro-cup at the time was not being played in England?
Cuz its a good song :o)
> 93. Why wont Michael Ball write his own songs?
Doesn't want to. Too much work...
> 94. Why haven't we colonised the moon yet?
No gravity..
> 95. Why are pop-up adverts so annoying?
They make you see them..
> 96. Why can't I directly control my heart rate?
David Blaine can :o)
> 97. Why are all albinos (especially Dark Mark) evil?
Cuz they like to be
> 98. Why do teachers bother trying to be funny?
They think they can be cool, when they're actually all crap.
> 99. Why did the Irishman bother hanging round with the Scotsman and
> the Englishman in all those jokes?
He couldn't figure out his way home. :-D
> 100. Why don't you read through all 100 questions again?
No, thanks, really no its fine :oP
Edgy wrote:
> 1. Why is it, once you pop, you can't stop, yet Pringles have
> re-sealable lids?
They are incase you have a toilet breaek inbetween, you can seal it and go to the toilet in the safe knowledge that no extra bacteria will rest upon it.
> 2. Why is it that in the late 1980's, everyone loved Thatcher. Now
> everyone hates her?
They grew up as the next generation... they grew up.
> 3. Why is 'why' spelt with three letters when it only need one?
Then it would only be a letter, when its a word.
> 4. Why did it take so long for someone to invent the 'equals' sign?
People preferred to question in the past than know the answer.
> 5. Why is it that you can buy Pokémon sex toys in Japan when
> Pokémon is aimed at kids?
Childen are taught earlier to appreciate one anothers bodies.
> 6. Why are ginger and redheads always having the urine extracted out
> of them?
In the hope that their hair colour will change.
> 7. Why do they do it to themselves? (Jasper Carrot)
In the hope he will grow some hair.
> 8. Why is the richest man on the planet such a 'insert word for nasty
> person here'?
Gives people a reason to want to kill him.
> 9. Why is he still working?
Gives people a reason to want to kill him.
> 10. Why is it tourists always where clothing that makes them look out
> of place?
They are trying to enter a culture they knowing nothing about and therefore act on the ideologies of that society.
> 11. Why is it when you're waiting for a bus, you wait for hours, then
> suddenly, three come at once?
Those three left at the station together.
> 12. Why is that kid never actually found the 'Rowntree'?
He did, it was in the Beano (my sister told me).
> 13. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
They don't. Its a line from a song.
> 14. Why, why why - Delilah?
They didn't want to use a normal name, they made that up.
> 15. Why can't everything orange be Fanta?
Its not Ren & Stimpy.
> 16. Why can't everything yellow be Fanta?
Its not Ren & Stimpy.
> 17. Why is it taboo to view people of the opposite sex in their
> natural state?
Society has taught us this.
> 18. Why is it the Queen earns so much money, yet we had to pay for her
> Jubilee parties?
As she is above the law, she can murder, and nothing would happen to her at all. SHE IS ABOVE THE LAW.
> 19. Why did Matt Groening decide to colour the Simpsons yellow?
At the time, yellow was the most common paint colour he had when the Simpsons (or originally know The Thomspons) were drawn in his portfolios... he continued this theme with great success.
> 20. Why is it the English are so proud of themselves when their
> ancestors are either celtic (Welsh, Scottish or Irish), French, German
> or Roman?
We are English.
> 21. Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was
> seventeen?
Yes.
> 22. Why does Freeserve disconnect me all the time?
It has become a crap service.
> 23. Why is it that people hate the smell of cheesy feet, yet they'll
> eat cheese?
Completely different, cheesy feet can't be eaten.
> 24. Why is the grass always greener on the other side of the fence?
Its not. Its the light.
> 25. Why is it that no one has ever asked the question: Does the
> creator of the superhero actually know himself what Superted's secret
> magic word is?
It was banana.
> 26. Why is there always someone sitting behind you in the cinema who
> will repeatedly kick your seat?
Vicious infinite regress. You want to do it to the person infront...etc
> 27. Why do we call the plural for mouse - mice?
Saves letters.
> 28. Why do we call the plural for goose - geese?
Saves letters.
> 29. Why do we call the plural for house - houses?
Saves letters.
> 30. If we're all created equal, why are some of us better off than
> others?
Individual sense experience is different.
> 31. Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex have such a large head if its brain
> was the size of a pea?
For its teeth and diet.
> 32. Why is it so many people believe in a god that has neither been
> seen, never communicated directly with 'his' believers, and never
> actually been proven to have existed?
No comment.
> 33. Why is it that religions, despite all of them promoting peace, are
> often the causes of war?
Civilisation causes war.
> 34. Why is it that despite scientific and technological advances
> throughout the last century, there is still no cure for the common
> cold?
There are just over 300 different common colds, it would be very hard to create a cure for all of these in one of even 10 injections.. there is no point.
> 35. Why do people always look taller on TV?
Its how they are filmed, low angle shoots make people appear larger.
> 36. Why is it that despite people always looking taller on TV, Willie
> Carson still has to stand on a box when presenting BBC racing?
He is tiny.
> 37. Why don't commentators actually commentate on the current match?
They are tiny.
> 38. Why is it that computers can perform illegal operations yet not be
> arrested?
Refer back to the most hated man and richest man.
> 39. Why is it Batman and Robin fell into a deadly trap every other
> show, yet always escaped without a scratch?
They are Batman and Robin.
> 40. Why does Superman where his underwear on the outside?
He has too.. if he didn't then we would believe him to be female.
> 41. Why do so many other superheroes copy him in his fasion sense?
*looks down* Just leave it.
> 42. Why are Peter Pann, Robin Hood and videogame star Link so
> similar?
Based on elfs.
> 43. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Open to many answers.
> 44. Why do the eyes of the cuprinol-man always look like they're
> staring at you no matter what angle you look at the picture next to
> the wood stain in the DIY stores?
Bored now.
> 1. Why is it, once you pop, you can't stop, yet Pringles have
> re-sealable lids?
They are incase you have a toilet breaek inbetween, you can seal it and go to the toilet in the safe knowledge that no extra bacteria will rest upon it.
> 2. Why is it that in the late 1980's, everyone loved Thatcher. Now
> everyone hates her?
They grew up as the next generation... they grew up.
> 3. Why is 'why' spelt with three letters when it only need one?
Then it would only be a letter, when its a word.
> 4. Why did it take so long for someone to invent the 'equals' sign?
People preferred to question in the past than know the answer.
> 5. Why is it that you can buy Pokémon sex toys in Japan when
> Pokémon is aimed at kids?
Childen are taught earlier to appreciate one anothers bodies.
> 6. Why are ginger and redheads always having the urine extracted out
> of them?
In the hope that their hair colour will change.
> 7. Why do they do it to themselves? (Jasper Carrot)
In the hope he will grow some hair.
> 8. Why is the richest man on the planet such a 'insert word for nasty
> person here'?
Gives people a reason to want to kill him.
> 9. Why is he still working?
Gives people a reason to want to kill him.
> 10. Why is it tourists always where clothing that makes them look out
> of place?
They are trying to enter a culture they knowing nothing about and therefore act on the ideologies of that society.
> 11. Why is it when you're waiting for a bus, you wait for hours, then
> suddenly, three come at once?
Those three left at the station together.
> 12. Why is that kid never actually found the 'Rowntree'?
He did, it was in the Beano (my sister told me).
> 13. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
They don't. Its a line from a song.
> 14. Why, why why - Delilah?
They didn't want to use a normal name, they made that up.
> 15. Why can't everything orange be Fanta?
Its not Ren & Stimpy.
> 16. Why can't everything yellow be Fanta?
Its not Ren & Stimpy.
> 17. Why is it taboo to view people of the opposite sex in their
> natural state?
Society has taught us this.
> 18. Why is it the Queen earns so much money, yet we had to pay for her
> Jubilee parties?
As she is above the law, she can murder, and nothing would happen to her at all. SHE IS ABOVE THE LAW.
> 19. Why did Matt Groening decide to colour the Simpsons yellow?
At the time, yellow was the most common paint colour he had when the Simpsons (or originally know The Thomspons) were drawn in his portfolios... he continued this theme with great success.
> 20. Why is it the English are so proud of themselves when their
> ancestors are either celtic (Welsh, Scottish or Irish), French, German
> or Roman?
We are English.
> 21. Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was
> seventeen?
Yes.
> 22. Why does Freeserve disconnect me all the time?
It has become a crap service.
> 23. Why is it that people hate the smell of cheesy feet, yet they'll
> eat cheese?
Completely different, cheesy feet can't be eaten.
> 24. Why is the grass always greener on the other side of the fence?
Its not. Its the light.
> 25. Why is it that no one has ever asked the question: Does the
> creator of the superhero actually know himself what Superted's secret
> magic word is?
It was banana.
> 26. Why is there always someone sitting behind you in the cinema who
> will repeatedly kick your seat?
Vicious infinite regress. You want to do it to the person infront...etc
> 27. Why do we call the plural for mouse - mice?
Saves letters.
> 28. Why do we call the plural for goose - geese?
Saves letters.
> 29. Why do we call the plural for house - houses?
Saves letters.
> 30. If we're all created equal, why are some of us better off than
> others?
Individual sense experience is different.
> 31. Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex have such a large head if its brain
> was the size of a pea?
For its teeth and diet.
> 32. Why is it so many people believe in a god that has neither been
> seen, never communicated directly with 'his' believers, and never
> actually been proven to have existed?
No comment.
> 33. Why is it that religions, despite all of them promoting peace, are
> often the causes of war?
Civilisation causes war.
> 34. Why is it that despite scientific and technological advances
> throughout the last century, there is still no cure for the common
> cold?
There are just over 300 different common colds, it would be very hard to create a cure for all of these in one of even 10 injections.. there is no point.
> 35. Why do people always look taller on TV?
Its how they are filmed, low angle shoots make people appear larger.
> 36. Why is it that despite people always looking taller on TV, Willie
> Carson still has to stand on a box when presenting BBC racing?
He is tiny.
> 37. Why don't commentators actually commentate on the current match?
They are tiny.
> 38. Why is it that computers can perform illegal operations yet not be
> arrested?
Refer back to the most hated man and richest man.
> 39. Why is it Batman and Robin fell into a deadly trap every other
> show, yet always escaped without a scratch?
They are Batman and Robin.
> 40. Why does Superman where his underwear on the outside?
He has too.. if he didn't then we would believe him to be female.
> 41. Why do so many other superheroes copy him in his fasion sense?
*looks down* Just leave it.
> 42. Why are Peter Pann, Robin Hood and videogame star Link so
> similar?
Based on elfs.
> 43. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Open to many answers.
> 44. Why do the eyes of the cuprinol-man always look like they're
> staring at you no matter what angle you look at the picture next to
> the wood stain in the DIY stores?
Bored now.
I was going to post something VERY similar to this today and you got there first!
A few other questions I want to know...
Why do kamakazi pilots wear crash helmets?
Why do lethal injection needles need to be sterilised?
This one is something I have got to check out and find an answer for:
Is the rumour true that Alex from Big Brother holds the shotput record for my school?
We can't believe it, wouldn't a shotput just crush him?
A few other questions I want to know...
Why do kamakazi pilots wear crash helmets?
Why do lethal injection needles need to be sterilised?
This one is something I have got to check out and find an answer for:
Is the rumour true that Alex from Big Brother holds the shotput record for my school?
We can't believe it, wouldn't a shotput just crush him?
Edgy wrote:
> I'm sure there is, but this ain't copied. One or two questions I've
> heard elsewhere (like the first) but the majority came out of my head
> - quite painful actually)
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Heh, must've been.
> I'm sure there is, but this ain't copied. One or two questions I've
> heard elsewhere (like the first) but the majority came out of my head
> - quite painful actually)
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Heh, must've been.
I'm sure there is, but this ain't copied. One or two questions I've heard elsewhere (like the first) but the majority came out of my head - quite painful actually)
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