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Well, it seems that this forum is lacking a little something. I tried to put my finger on it, but it eluded me. Until now.
What it seems we have here, people, is no more a forum for discussing life than an outlet for pent up emotions. lots of expression, but very little discussion. But of course, this is the way it has to be. Life's not fair, and there's nothing you can do about it.
But wait! Maybe there is hope! For now SR's very own* 'Agony Aunt Andy' is on hand to offer his advice to all of your worldly troubles!
Been sacked?
Enter the Boss's work email address in porn subscriptions.
Girlfriend dumped you?
Tell her you're gay, and were only interested in her because of her lovely flat hairy chest.
Got a problem? Ask Andy.
*Agony Aunt Andy is in no way affiliated with Special Reserve or it's associates. His views no not necessarily correspond with those of Special Reserve, who hold no responsibility for any effects of advice taken.
What it seems we have here, people, is no more a forum for discussing life than an outlet for pent up emotions. lots of expression, but very little discussion. But of course, this is the way it has to be. Life's not fair, and there's nothing you can do about it.
But wait! Maybe there is hope! For now SR's very own* 'Agony Aunt Andy' is on hand to offer his advice to all of your worldly troubles!
Been sacked?
Enter the Boss's work email address in porn subscriptions.
Girlfriend dumped you?
Tell her you're gay, and were only interested in her because of her lovely flat hairy chest.
Got a problem? Ask Andy.
*Agony Aunt Andy is in no way affiliated with Special Reserve or it's associates. His views no not necessarily correspond with those of Special Reserve, who hold no responsibility for any effects of advice taken.
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Dear Snuggly
Sorry to hear your 'friend' is feeling inadequate, but lets face it - size matters, so who can blame him? Any attempt to enhance the appearance of the meagre package life has dealt him is probably a waste of time, as people will find out these things sooner or later.
I suggest that he instead performs tongue stretching exercises.
If though, he reslly feels compelled to fill his underwear with foreign objects, I recommend he does not use a roll of quarters. Strapping these to yourself will cut off your blood supply and cause you to pass out, and leave you very embarassed when the truth is revealed.
Andy
Sorry to hear your 'friend' is feeling inadequate, but lets face it - size matters, so who can blame him? Any attempt to enhance the appearance of the meagre package life has dealt him is probably a waste of time, as people will find out these things sooner or later.
I suggest that he instead performs tongue stretching exercises.
If though, he reslly feels compelled to fill his underwear with foreign objects, I recommend he does not use a roll of quarters. Strapping these to yourself will cut off your blood supply and cause you to pass out, and leave you very embarassed when the truth is revealed.
Andy
Oddly enough, I am almost about to lost my job - the customer who's site I'm working at is about to go bankrupt. I'm off to Brazil to work there for a month, then I'll likely have the option of working there (Rio to be precise), or Seattle.
What should I do?
What should I do?
Socks.
Tell your friend to stuff a pair of socks down there, socks are comfortable and yet still give out the much sought after "bulge look". Tell your friend that and you should be fine.
(What my name's Andy too, I can play can't I)
Andy
Tell your friend to stuff a pair of socks down there, socks are comfortable and yet still give out the much sought after "bulge look". Tell your friend that and you should be fine.
(What my name's Andy too, I can play can't I)
Andy
Dear Andy,
My 'friend' says he is somewhat lacking in the trouser department. What can I do to make myself look bigger?
My 'friend' says he is somewhat lacking in the trouser department. What can I do to make myself look bigger?
Dear 'Grix'
Ask your postman if he's ever had a "Postman's Coctail". Upon his asking you what it is, wink at him and say "It garuantees you a night in the sack with a first class male."
Andy
Ask your postman if he's ever had a "Postman's Coctail". Upon his asking you what it is, wink at him and say "It garuantees you a night in the sack with a first class male."
Andy
Dear Aunty Andy
I'm a big gay Welsh boyo and I fancy the postman.
What should I do?
Grix.
I'm a big gay Welsh boyo and I fancy the postman.
What should I do?
Grix.
Dear Helga,
Clearly no man in his right mind would go near you, so there is only one solution. A sex change operation. Once you are a man, you will find that looks fail to matter, as women do not fall for the shallowness that is your appearance, but instead judge your on the size of your wallet and the speed of your car.
Andy
Clearly no man in his right mind would go near you, so there is only one solution. A sex change operation. Once you are a man, you will find that looks fail to matter, as women do not fall for the shallowness that is your appearance, but instead judge your on the size of your wallet and the speed of your car.
Andy
Dear Aunty Andy,
I have a face like a welders bench.
What can I do about it?
Thanks,
Big Helga (Russian Womens shot put champion)
PS. You can also use my legs as sand paper, but lets sort the face thing out first, eh?
I have a face like a welders bench.
What can I do about it?
Thanks,
Big Helga (Russian Womens shot put champion)
PS. You can also use my legs as sand paper, but lets sort the face thing out first, eh?
Well, it seems that this forum is lacking a little something. I tried to put my finger on it, but it eluded me. Until now.
What it seems we have here, people, is no more a forum for discussing life than an outlet for pent up emotions. lots of expression, but very little discussion. But of course, this is the way it has to be. Life's not fair, and there's nothing you can do about it.
But wait! Maybe there is hope! For now SR's very own* 'Agony Aunt Andy' is on hand to offer his advice to all of your worldly troubles!
Been sacked?
Enter the Boss's work email address in porn subscriptions.
Girlfriend dumped you?
Tell her you're gay, and were only interested in her because of her lovely flat hairy chest.
Got a problem? Ask Andy.
*Agony Aunt Andy is in no way affiliated with Special Reserve or it's associates. His views no not necessarily correspond with those of Special Reserve, who hold no responsibility for any effects of advice taken.
What it seems we have here, people, is no more a forum for discussing life than an outlet for pent up emotions. lots of expression, but very little discussion. But of course, this is the way it has to be. Life's not fair, and there's nothing you can do about it.
But wait! Maybe there is hope! For now SR's very own* 'Agony Aunt Andy' is on hand to offer his advice to all of your worldly troubles!
Been sacked?
Enter the Boss's work email address in porn subscriptions.
Girlfriend dumped you?
Tell her you're gay, and were only interested in her because of her lovely flat hairy chest.
Got a problem? Ask Andy.
*Agony Aunt Andy is in no way affiliated with Special Reserve or it's associates. His views no not necessarily correspond with those of Special Reserve, who hold no responsibility for any effects of advice taken.
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