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"Ask Andy"

Well, it seems that this forum is lacking a little something. I tried to put my finger on it, but it eluded me. Until now.

What it seems we have here, people, is no more a forum for discussing life than an outlet for pent up emotions. lots of expression, but very little discussion. But of course, this is the way it has to be. Life's not fair, and there's nothing you can do about it.

But wait! Maybe there is hope! For now SR's very own* 'Agony Aunt Andy' is on hand to offer his advice to all of your worldly troubles!


Been sacked?
Enter the Boss's work email address in porn subscriptions.

Girlfriend dumped you?
Tell her you're gay, and were only interested in her because of her lovely flat hairy chest.

Got a problem? Ask Andy.




*Agony Aunt Andy is in no way affiliated with Special Reserve or it's associates. His views no not necessarily correspond with those of Special Reserve, who hold no responsibility for any effects of advice taken.

Mouldy Cheese wrote:
> Dear Andy
>
> Whenever I see my name written anywhere, it's always in a uriney shade
> of yellow. What do I do?
>
> Thanks for Reading,
> Ant


Dear Ant

Write an erotic story in the customer service forum. Your name will soon turn grey.

Dear Andy

I know where everyone on site lives and one day I'm going to come and pay you a visit, if you know what I mean... *nudge nudge*

Snuggly

Dear Andy

Whenever I see my name written anywhere, it's always in a uriney shade of yellow. What do I do?

Thanks for Reading,
Ant

Stay, take a beating like a man. I'll steal your Kit Fisto toy too.

You will pay

Dear Andy

If I go to jail how long will it be for?


:-)

Dear Andy

A drunk camp Scotsman is coming to beat me up. What shall I do?

Gaz

Silly fool. I'm gonna come to your house and beat you for that one.

I'll be drunk too so leave the key under the mat.

Dear Andy

I'm gay. What kind of surgery can I get on the NHS for this?

AliBoy.

Dear Bimbo

I think it would be a crime for anyone to disfigure their body using reduction surgery. I suggest instead you stick your bottom out more in order to redress the balance problem, and bend down more often to check your feet are in order.

Andy

Dear Jonman

Seattle is preferable. If England beat Brasil, you will be killed in Rio. If we don't, your life will be made a living hell. Having said that however, Seattle unfortunately contains a large percentage of Americans in it's population. I suggest instead you stop working on websites, and get outside more.

Andy

Dear Andy

I have got a bit of a balance problem and i haven't seen my feet for several years, would you suggest reductive surgery.

Bimbo