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I recieved this in my EMail, and it IS quite funny, although somewhat obscene :P
"The world is nuts"
1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with
animals, but the animals must be female. Having
sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by
death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
directly at them during the examination. He may only
see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
3. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
4. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel
the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay
them for the privilege of having sex for the first
time. For reason under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
anywhere else in the world that even comes close to
this?)
5. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to
kill her adulterous husband but may only do so with
her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other
hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
6. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England -
but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
7. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her
husband, and the first time this happens, her mother
must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
8. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to
have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same
time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had
to pass this law?)
9. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from
vending machines with one exception - prophylactics may
be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places
where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
the premises."
(Is the USA a great country or what? Not as great as
Guam!)
10. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig.)
11. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour.
(Still not over that pig thing.)
12. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
13. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hummm...I won't touch THAT one!)
14. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30
times its own weight and always falls over on its
right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...Did the government pay for this research?)
15. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I STILL want to be a pig ... quality
over quantity.)
16. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, jeez)
17. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)
18. Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
LF. LoL!
"The world is nuts"
1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with
animals, but the animals must be female. Having
sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by
death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
directly at them during the examination. He may only
see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
3. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
4. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel
the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay
them for the privilege of having sex for the first
time. For reason under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
anywhere else in the world that even comes close to
this?)
5. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to
kill her adulterous husband but may only do so with
her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other
hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
6. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England -
but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
7. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her
husband, and the first time this happens, her mother
must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
8. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to
have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same
time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had
to pass this law?)
9. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from
vending machines with one exception - prophylactics may
be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places
where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
the premises."
(Is the USA a great country or what? Not as great as
Guam!)
10. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig.)
11. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour.
(Still not over that pig thing.)
12. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
13. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hummm...I won't touch THAT one!)
14. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30
times its own weight and always falls over on its
right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...Did the government pay for this research?)
15. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I STILL want to be a pig ... quality
over quantity.)
16. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, jeez)
17. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)
18. Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
LF. LoL!
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Lawless Fever wrote:
>
> 8. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to
> have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same
> time.
So that means it is leagal for a man to have sex with his daughter?
The mind boggles...
> 17. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
>
> (I know some people like that.)
So do i :D
> 18. Starfish don't have brains.
>
> (I know some people like that too.)
I know some poeple like that aswell :D
>
> 8. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to
> have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same
> time.
So that means it is leagal for a man to have sex with his daughter?
The mind boggles...
> 17. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
>
> (I know some people like that.)
So do i :D
> 18. Starfish don't have brains.
>
> (I know some people like that too.)
I know some poeple like that aswell :D
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry...
Yeh seen it b4 too, had same e-mail
Still very amusing :D
Still very amusing :D
Nice.
LOL! heheh- very funny!
Nice one!
:D
Nice one!
:D
Heh heh. Nice one.
I recieved this in my EMail, and it IS quite funny, although somewhat obscene :P
"The world is nuts"
1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with
animals, but the animals must be female. Having
sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by
death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
directly at them during the examination. He may only
see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
3. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
4. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel
the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay
them for the privilege of having sex for the first
time. For reason under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
anywhere else in the world that even comes close to
this?)
5. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to
kill her adulterous husband but may only do so with
her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other
hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
6. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England -
but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
7. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her
husband, and the first time this happens, her mother
must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
8. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to
have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same
time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had
to pass this law?)
9. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from
vending machines with one exception - prophylactics may
be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places
where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
the premises."
(Is the USA a great country or what? Not as great as
Guam!)
10. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig.)
11. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour.
(Still not over that pig thing.)
12. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
13. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hummm...I won't touch THAT one!)
14. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30
times its own weight and always falls over on its
right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...Did the government pay for this research?)
15. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I STILL want to be a pig ... quality
over quantity.)
16. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, jeez)
17. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)
18. Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
LF. LoL!
"The world is nuts"
1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with
animals, but the animals must be female. Having
sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by
death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
directly at them during the examination. He may only
see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
3. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
4. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel
the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay
them for the privilege of having sex for the first
time. For reason under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
anywhere else in the world that even comes close to
this?)
5. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to
kill her adulterous husband but may only do so with
her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other
hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
6. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England -
but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
7. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her
husband, and the first time this happens, her mother
must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
8. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to
have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same
time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had
to pass this law?)
9. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from
vending machines with one exception - prophylactics may
be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places
where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
the premises."
(Is the USA a great country or what? Not as great as
Guam!)
10. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig.)
11. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour.
(Still not over that pig thing.)
12. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
13. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hummm...I won't touch THAT one!)
14. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30
times its own weight and always falls over on its
right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...Did the government pay for this research?)
15. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I STILL want to be a pig ... quality
over quantity.)
16. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, jeez)
17. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)
18. Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
LF. LoL!
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