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From ane-mail received today...
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Q. What's the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl?
A. The bad marksman shoots but can't hit. The owl...
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HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.
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Q. What's the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl?
A. The bad marksman shoots but can't hit. The owl...
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HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.
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The second one was good.
Goatboy wrote:
> Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van
> covered with hundreds and thousands.
> Police say that he topped himself.
You think thats tragic? My paper shop blew away...
> Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van
> covered with hundreds and thousands.
> Police say that he topped himself.
You think thats tragic? My paper shop blew away...
Heh,
Excellent Wookie.
Excellent Wookie.
Giatboy, that was a real stinker. I think my grandma smelt that, and she's dead.
LOL!
:-)
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van
covered with hundreds and thousands.
Police say that he topped himself.
covered with hundreds and thousands.
Police say that he topped himself.
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