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Ali:
Hallo, and well-cum to tha Ali G show, with me, Ali, aiiiiii
This week we're lookin at video games innit. Me have always rocked tha video-games man, since i was knee high to a grass hopper. But my hopper full of grass was pretty big even back then, if ya get what I'm sayin...Aiiiii. But y'know man, video games is still cool, I got that latest Playstation all linked up to a fat subwoofer innit. Wicked man! And speakin of wicked men, please well-cum my first guest: Mista Bill Greats...
Bill:
Hiya Ali
Ali:
Right, first fings first... do you not fink that callin yourself Greats is like a bit arrogant innit? I mean, it aint cool to just put that in your name innit, like, you should just use the first letter G. Aiiiii
But tha real beef me and the wesside massive have got with you right, is your racist man, I mean, Paci-man, what was all that about? With tha little yellow round chompin fing? We aint avin none of that innit... get off my stage man... go on man... move like a Pentium 6 ya little biaatch. Aiiiiiii... Me taught him... Booyakasha.
Anyway Microwave's a rubbish company man, I mean my nan, right, she cooks up a mean fish finger stew man... and she just uses a kettle innit. And I heard that Jamie Olive sayin that microwaves give you cancer-of-tha-ass.
Now, back to keepin it real. I'm gonna take yall to see this breder right, my mate Clive, I knew him from at school innit, and he was the don on Street Fighter 2 man. Like, we could ax him any question about video games, and like... he always knew innit. Man, if it wasn't for him I'd still fink that you could play video games without strippin down to just your Hilfiger boxers innit. We used to hang at the Gay Elephant Amusement Arcade in east Staines... that's where we're goin now.
You'll notice I'm strapped with an AK innit... that's cos Eastside's dangerous ground... you gotta watch for a red Ford Orion with 33" rims, innit... cos if Barbanaby 'B-boy' Brownslide sees us, we're done for. You dun know.
[in the Gay Elephant Amusement Arcade]
Clive:
hullo Ali
Ali:
Hallo, Clive, man, if I asked you why video games were so important what would you say innit?
Clive:
Innit?
Ali:
That's a good answer man, so my next question. If you could only have one video game and you were stuck on a desert island, what would it be?
Clive:
So I've got electricity on this desert island?
Ali:
No man, there aint no guvnament to elect man, c'mon just answer the question...
Clive:
um, probably Street Fighter 2
Ali:
Is that like, cos of your growin up in the ghetto? the streets of Staines are pretty rough innit? is that, like, you wanna practise your moves on this arcade machine. Like fireballs and karate kickflips innit. Like my mate Dave can do a quadruple triple back-kick spinning flip.
Clive:
No its not... and Dave's a liar
Ali:
What you sayin battyboy... I neva liked you anyways. I'm gwarn home.
So to all you chillin in your cribs, that has been my invest-i-gashun into tha video games. Now me is off to finish level four of Arry Potta, cos I wanna play the game before I see the film based on it. Me mate Dave said it's well wicked... and I loved Puff Tha Magic Dragon...
Aaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Booyakasha
Hallo, and well-cum to tha Ali G show, with me, Ali, aiiiiii
This week we're lookin at video games innit. Me have always rocked tha video-games man, since i was knee high to a grass hopper. But my hopper full of grass was pretty big even back then, if ya get what I'm sayin...Aiiiii. But y'know man, video games is still cool, I got that latest Playstation all linked up to a fat subwoofer innit. Wicked man! And speakin of wicked men, please well-cum my first guest: Mista Bill Greats...
Bill:
Hiya Ali
Ali:
Right, first fings first... do you not fink that callin yourself Greats is like a bit arrogant innit? I mean, it aint cool to just put that in your name innit, like, you should just use the first letter G. Aiiiii
But tha real beef me and the wesside massive have got with you right, is your racist man, I mean, Paci-man, what was all that about? With tha little yellow round chompin fing? We aint avin none of that innit... get off my stage man... go on man... move like a Pentium 6 ya little biaatch. Aiiiiiii... Me taught him... Booyakasha.
Anyway Microwave's a rubbish company man, I mean my nan, right, she cooks up a mean fish finger stew man... and she just uses a kettle innit. And I heard that Jamie Olive sayin that microwaves give you cancer-of-tha-ass.
Now, back to keepin it real. I'm gonna take yall to see this breder right, my mate Clive, I knew him from at school innit, and he was the don on Street Fighter 2 man. Like, we could ax him any question about video games, and like... he always knew innit. Man, if it wasn't for him I'd still fink that you could play video games without strippin down to just your Hilfiger boxers innit. We used to hang at the Gay Elephant Amusement Arcade in east Staines... that's where we're goin now.
You'll notice I'm strapped with an AK innit... that's cos Eastside's dangerous ground... you gotta watch for a red Ford Orion with 33" rims, innit... cos if Barbanaby 'B-boy' Brownslide sees us, we're done for. You dun know.
[in the Gay Elephant Amusement Arcade]
Clive:
hullo Ali
Ali:
Hallo, Clive, man, if I asked you why video games were so important what would you say innit?
Clive:
Innit?
Ali:
That's a good answer man, so my next question. If you could only have one video game and you were stuck on a desert island, what would it be?
Clive:
So I've got electricity on this desert island?
Ali:
No man, there aint no guvnament to elect man, c'mon just answer the question...
Clive:
um, probably Street Fighter 2
Ali:
Is that like, cos of your growin up in the ghetto? the streets of Staines are pretty rough innit? is that, like, you wanna practise your moves on this arcade machine. Like fireballs and karate kickflips innit. Like my mate Dave can do a quadruple triple back-kick spinning flip.
Clive:
No its not... and Dave's a liar
Ali:
What you sayin battyboy... I neva liked you anyways. I'm gwarn home.
So to all you chillin in your cribs, that has been my invest-i-gashun into tha video games. Now me is off to finish level four of Arry Potta, cos I wanna play the game before I see the film based on it. Me mate Dave said it's well wicked... and I loved Puff Tha Magic Dragon...
Aaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Booyakasha
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animem, shut up, illzen is a quality poster, and this is one such example.
The humour probably just went over your head, and judging by your hilarious tagline, it seems you are the sort of prat that only finds toilet humour amusing.
The fact that illzen has won GAD for these sorts of posts proves his quality - you, on the other hand, write crap.
The humour probably just went over your head, and judging by your hilarious tagline, it seems you are the sort of prat that only finds toilet humour amusing.
The fact that illzen has won GAD for these sorts of posts proves his quality - you, on the other hand, write crap.
your are so not funny, i had more fun watching my tissue box mutate (even tho it didnt)
please dont post anything again i might just lose my sense of humore for good
how could anyone find that funny
im a kid, id find most things funny, id even laugh at balloon while its nor doing anything but that was just poor
please dont post anything again i might just lose my sense of humore for good
how could anyone find that funny
im a kid, id find most things funny, id even laugh at balloon while its nor doing anything but that was just poor
Ali:
Hallo, and well-cum to tha Ali G show, with me, Ali, aiiiiii
This week we're lookin at video games innit. Me have always rocked tha video-games man, since i was knee high to a grass hopper. But my hopper full of grass was pretty big even back then, if ya get what I'm sayin...Aiiiii. But y'know man, video games is still cool, I got that latest Playstation all linked up to a fat subwoofer innit. Wicked man! And speakin of wicked men, please well-cum my first guest: Mista Bill Greats...
Bill:
Hiya Ali
Ali:
Right, first fings first... do you not fink that callin yourself Greats is like a bit arrogant innit? I mean, it aint cool to just put that in your name innit, like, you should just use the first letter G. Aiiiii
But tha real beef me and the wesside massive have got with you right, is your racist man, I mean, Paci-man, what was all that about? With tha little yellow round chompin fing? We aint avin none of that innit... get off my stage man... go on man... move like a Pentium 6 ya little biaatch. Aiiiiiii... Me taught him... Booyakasha.
Anyway Microwave's a rubbish company man, I mean my nan, right, she cooks up a mean fish finger stew man... and she just uses a kettle innit. And I heard that Jamie Olive sayin that microwaves give you cancer-of-tha-ass.
Now, back to keepin it real. I'm gonna take yall to see this breder right, my mate Clive, I knew him from at school innit, and he was the don on Street Fighter 2 man. Like, we could ax him any question about video games, and like... he always knew innit. Man, if it wasn't for him I'd still fink that you could play video games without strippin down to just your Hilfiger boxers innit. We used to hang at the Gay Elephant Amusement Arcade in east Staines... that's where we're goin now.
You'll notice I'm strapped with an AK innit... that's cos Eastside's dangerous ground... you gotta watch for a red Ford Orion with 33" rims, innit... cos if Barbanaby 'B-boy' Brownslide sees us, we're done for. You dun know.
[in the Gay Elephant Amusement Arcade]
Clive:
hullo Ali
Ali:
Hallo, Clive, man, if I asked you why video games were so important what would you say innit?
Clive:
Innit?
Ali:
That's a good answer man, so my next question. If you could only have one video game and you were stuck on a desert island, what would it be?
Clive:
So I've got electricity on this desert island?
Ali:
No man, there aint no guvnament to elect man, c'mon just answer the question...
Clive:
um, probably Street Fighter 2
Ali:
Is that like, cos of your growin up in the ghetto? the streets of Staines are pretty rough innit? is that, like, you wanna practise your moves on this arcade machine. Like fireballs and karate kickflips innit. Like my mate Dave can do a quadruple triple back-kick spinning flip.
Clive:
No its not... and Dave's a liar
Ali:
What you sayin battyboy... I neva liked you anyways. I'm gwarn home.
So to all you chillin in your cribs, that has been my invest-i-gashun into tha video games. Now me is off to finish level four of Arry Potta, cos I wanna play the game before I see the film based on it. Me mate Dave said it's well wicked... and I loved Puff Tha Magic Dragon...
Aaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Booyakasha
Hallo, and well-cum to tha Ali G show, with me, Ali, aiiiiii
This week we're lookin at video games innit. Me have always rocked tha video-games man, since i was knee high to a grass hopper. But my hopper full of grass was pretty big even back then, if ya get what I'm sayin...Aiiiii. But y'know man, video games is still cool, I got that latest Playstation all linked up to a fat subwoofer innit. Wicked man! And speakin of wicked men, please well-cum my first guest: Mista Bill Greats...
Bill:
Hiya Ali
Ali:
Right, first fings first... do you not fink that callin yourself Greats is like a bit arrogant innit? I mean, it aint cool to just put that in your name innit, like, you should just use the first letter G. Aiiiii
But tha real beef me and the wesside massive have got with you right, is your racist man, I mean, Paci-man, what was all that about? With tha little yellow round chompin fing? We aint avin none of that innit... get off my stage man... go on man... move like a Pentium 6 ya little biaatch. Aiiiiiii... Me taught him... Booyakasha.
Anyway Microwave's a rubbish company man, I mean my nan, right, she cooks up a mean fish finger stew man... and she just uses a kettle innit. And I heard that Jamie Olive sayin that microwaves give you cancer-of-tha-ass.
Now, back to keepin it real. I'm gonna take yall to see this breder right, my mate Clive, I knew him from at school innit, and he was the don on Street Fighter 2 man. Like, we could ax him any question about video games, and like... he always knew innit. Man, if it wasn't for him I'd still fink that you could play video games without strippin down to just your Hilfiger boxers innit. We used to hang at the Gay Elephant Amusement Arcade in east Staines... that's where we're goin now.
You'll notice I'm strapped with an AK innit... that's cos Eastside's dangerous ground... you gotta watch for a red Ford Orion with 33" rims, innit... cos if Barbanaby 'B-boy' Brownslide sees us, we're done for. You dun know.
[in the Gay Elephant Amusement Arcade]
Clive:
hullo Ali
Ali:
Hallo, Clive, man, if I asked you why video games were so important what would you say innit?
Clive:
Innit?
Ali:
That's a good answer man, so my next question. If you could only have one video game and you were stuck on a desert island, what would it be?
Clive:
So I've got electricity on this desert island?
Ali:
No man, there aint no guvnament to elect man, c'mon just answer the question...
Clive:
um, probably Street Fighter 2
Ali:
Is that like, cos of your growin up in the ghetto? the streets of Staines are pretty rough innit? is that, like, you wanna practise your moves on this arcade machine. Like fireballs and karate kickflips innit. Like my mate Dave can do a quadruple triple back-kick spinning flip.
Clive:
No its not... and Dave's a liar
Ali:
What you sayin battyboy... I neva liked you anyways. I'm gwarn home.
So to all you chillin in your cribs, that has been my invest-i-gashun into tha video games. Now me is off to finish level four of Arry Potta, cos I wanna play the game before I see the film based on it. Me mate Dave said it's well wicked... and I loved Puff Tha Magic Dragon...
Aaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Booyakasha
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