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Ali:
Hallo, and well-cum to tha Ali G show, with me, Ali, aiiiiii
This week we're lookin at video games innit. Me have always rocked tha video-games man, since i was knee high to a grass hopper. But my hopper full of grass was pretty big even back then, if ya get what I'm sayin...Aiiiii. But y'know man, video games is still cool, I got that latest Playstation all linked up to a fat subwoofer innit. Wicked man! And speakin of wicked men, please well-cum my first guest: Mista Bill Greats...
Bill:
Hiya Ali
Ali:
Right, first fings first... do you not fink that callin yourself Greats is like a bit arrogant innit? I mean, it aint cool to just put that in your name innit, like, you should just use the first letter G. Aiiiii
But tha real beef me and the wesside massive have got with you right, is your racist man, I mean, Paci-man, what was all that about? With tha little yellow round chompin fing? We aint avin none of that innit... get off my stage man... go on man... move like a Pentium 6 ya little biaatch. Aiiiiiii... Me taught him... Booyakasha.
Anyway Microwave's a rubbish company man, I mean my nan, right, she cooks up a mean fish finger stew man... and she just uses a kettle innit. And I heard that Jamie Olive sayin that microwaves give you cancer-of-tha-ass.
Now, back to keepin it real. I'm gonna take yall to see this breder right, my mate Clive, I knew him from at school innit, and he was the don on Street Fighter 2 man. Like, we could ax him any question about video games, and like... he always knew innit. Man, if it wasn't for him I'd still fink that you could play video games without strippin down to just your Hilfiger boxers innit. We used to hang at the Gay Elephant Amusement Arcade in east Staines... that's where we're goin now.
You'll notice I'm strapped with an AK innit... that's cos Eastside's dangerous ground... you gotta watch for a red Ford Orion with 33" rims, innit... cos if Barbanaby 'B-boy' Brownslide sees us, we're done for. You dun know.
[in the Gay Elephant Amusement Arcade]
Clive:
hullo Ali
Ali:
Hallo, Clive, man, if I asked you why video games were so important what would you say innit?
Clive:
Innit?
Ali:
That's a good answer man, so my next question. If you could only have one video game and you were stuck on a desert island, what would it be?
Clive:
So I've got electricity on this desert island?
Ali:
No man, there aint no guvnament to elect man, c'mon just answer the question...
Clive:
um, probably Street Fighter 2
Ali:
Is that like, cos of your growin up in the ghetto? the streets of Staines are pretty rough innit? is that, like, you wanna practise your moves on this arcade machine. Like fireballs and karate kickflips innit. Like my mate Dave can do a quadruple triple back-kick spinning flip.
Clive:
No its not... and Dave's a liar
Ali:
What you sayin battyboy... I neva liked you anyways. I'm gwarn home.
So to all you chillin in your cribs, that has been my invest-i-gashun into tha video games. Now me is off to finish level four of Arry Potta, cos I wanna play the game before I see the film based on it. Me mate Dave said it's well wicked... and I loved Puff Tha Magic Dragon...
Aaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Booyakasha
Hallo, and well-cum to tha Ali G show, with me, Ali, aiiiiii
This week we're lookin at video games innit. Me have always rocked tha video-games man, since i was knee high to a grass hopper. But my hopper full of grass was pretty big even back then, if ya get what I'm sayin...Aiiiii. But y'know man, video games is still cool, I got that latest Playstation all linked up to a fat subwoofer innit. Wicked man! And speakin of wicked men, please well-cum my first guest: Mista Bill Greats...
Bill:
Hiya Ali
Ali:
Right, first fings first... do you not fink that callin yourself Greats is like a bit arrogant innit? I mean, it aint cool to just put that in your name innit, like, you should just use the first letter G. Aiiiii
But tha real beef me and the wesside massive have got with you right, is your racist man, I mean, Paci-man, what was all that about? With tha little yellow round chompin fing? We aint avin none of that innit... get off my stage man... go on man... move like a Pentium 6 ya little biaatch. Aiiiiiii... Me taught him... Booyakasha.
Anyway Microwave's a rubbish company man, I mean my nan, right, she cooks up a mean fish finger stew man... and she just uses a kettle innit. And I heard that Jamie Olive sayin that microwaves give you cancer-of-tha-ass.
Now, back to keepin it real. I'm gonna take yall to see this breder right, my mate Clive, I knew him from at school innit, and he was the don on Street Fighter 2 man. Like, we could ax him any question about video games, and like... he always knew innit. Man, if it wasn't for him I'd still fink that you could play video games without strippin down to just your Hilfiger boxers innit. We used to hang at the Gay Elephant Amusement Arcade in east Staines... that's where we're goin now.
You'll notice I'm strapped with an AK innit... that's cos Eastside's dangerous ground... you gotta watch for a red Ford Orion with 33" rims, innit... cos if Barbanaby 'B-boy' Brownslide sees us, we're done for. You dun know.
[in the Gay Elephant Amusement Arcade]
Clive:
hullo Ali
Ali:
Hallo, Clive, man, if I asked you why video games were so important what would you say innit?
Clive:
Innit?
Ali:
That's a good answer man, so my next question. If you could only have one video game and you were stuck on a desert island, what would it be?
Clive:
So I've got electricity on this desert island?
Ali:
No man, there aint no guvnament to elect man, c'mon just answer the question...
Clive:
um, probably Street Fighter 2
Ali:
Is that like, cos of your growin up in the ghetto? the streets of Staines are pretty rough innit? is that, like, you wanna practise your moves on this arcade machine. Like fireballs and karate kickflips innit. Like my mate Dave can do a quadruple triple back-kick spinning flip.
Clive:
No its not... and Dave's a liar
Ali:
What you sayin battyboy... I neva liked you anyways. I'm gwarn home.
So to all you chillin in your cribs, that has been my invest-i-gashun into tha video games. Now me is off to finish level four of Arry Potta, cos I wanna play the game before I see the film based on it. Me mate Dave said it's well wicked... and I loved Puff Tha Magic Dragon...
Aaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Booyakasha
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aninem wrote:
> true it wasnt that bad, i did chuckle a little in my head but not
> ebough to make me laguh. i dint like the bill greats bit though i just
> though that was to offensive, so i couldnt laugh at that. i like my
> spoofs more than anything. im sure you could write a good spoof. i
> wouldnt mind if you used like ali g in a spoof, but using ali g like
> this, kinda bores me.
Good point illzen - no one asked you to read it aninem. And as for your verdict on the post, it's not as if you are such a brilliant poster to say what was good and what wasn't. If you like your spoofs, then that's good (at least someone does), but you shouldn't pass judgement. If it bored you, fine, then that's your opinion, but it doesn't mean you have to tell everyone.
illzen, take no notice, you have been posting excellently recently, picking up some well deserved GADs, while aninem has been telling himself how good he is - I know who I admire more.
Great post - shame about the negative reply.
:D
> true it wasnt that bad, i did chuckle a little in my head but not
> ebough to make me laguh. i dint like the bill greats bit though i just
> though that was to offensive, so i couldnt laugh at that. i like my
> spoofs more than anything. im sure you could write a good spoof. i
> wouldnt mind if you used like ali g in a spoof, but using ali g like
> this, kinda bores me.
Good point illzen - no one asked you to read it aninem. And as for your verdict on the post, it's not as if you are such a brilliant poster to say what was good and what wasn't. If you like your spoofs, then that's good (at least someone does), but you shouldn't pass judgement. If it bored you, fine, then that's your opinion, but it doesn't mean you have to tell everyone.
illzen, take no notice, you have been posting excellently recently, picking up some well deserved GADs, while aninem has been telling himself how good he is - I know who I admire more.
Great post - shame about the negative reply.
:D
illzen wrote:
> If you don't like Ali G kinda humour, then I dare say you shouldn't
> have bothered reading this post. Admittedly I wrote it half cut at
> 2.00 in the morning, but it wasn't THAT bad was it?
true it wasnt that bad, i did chuckle a little in my head but not ebough to make me laguh. i dint like the bill greats bit though i just though that was to offensive, so i couldnt laugh at that. i like my spoofs more than anything. im sure you could write a good spoof. i wouldnt mind if you used like ali g in a spoof, but using ali g like this, kinda bores me.
> If you don't like Ali G kinda humour, then I dare say you shouldn't
> have bothered reading this post. Admittedly I wrote it half cut at
> 2.00 in the morning, but it wasn't THAT bad was it?
true it wasnt that bad, i did chuckle a little in my head but not ebough to make me laguh. i dint like the bill greats bit though i just though that was to offensive, so i couldnt laugh at that. i like my spoofs more than anything. im sure you could write a good spoof. i wouldnt mind if you used like ali g in a spoof, but using ali g like this, kinda bores me.
Illzen shouldnt you have changed your name to ali then?
Thankyou kindly Mr Gingerlord, I feel more justifed in having written this post now... and frankly, if it wasn't for the likes of you and Vamp, then 'aminem' would probably be on the receiving end of some of my harshest ever verbals. And bearing in mind I've been drinking for 9 hours since today's kick-off, that wouldn't be a good thing.
So my final words to aminem... if you think you're funny, or if indeed, you think you can rap... bring it... go on, I dare you.
So my final words to aminem... if you think you're funny, or if indeed, you think you can rap... bring it... go on, I dare you.
Well I thought it was pretty good actually.
If you haven't got anything good to say, don't say anything, its fair to offer constructive criticism, but you won't make any friends by just going around slagging people's work off.
If you haven't got anything good to say, don't say anything, its fair to offer constructive criticism, but you won't make any friends by just going around slagging people's work off.
aninem wrote:
> but still, this just isnt funny
>
> ive laughed at just about every other post ever posted (exept the ones
> that arnt meant to be funny). and this just aint proper homr. spoof or
> just good punch lines or phisical humor i find funny but the ali g
> kinda humor is just not funny
If you don't like Ali G kinda humour, then I dare say you shouldn't have bothered reading this post. Admittedly I wrote it half cut at 2.00 in the morning, but it wasn't THAT bad was it?
Oh yeah, I'll do some physical humour in my next post?!!!??? Anyways mate, it aint good for you to be so negative on a Saturday morning.
Vamp, cheers for the support! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
> but still, this just isnt funny
>
> ive laughed at just about every other post ever posted (exept the ones
> that arnt meant to be funny). and this just aint proper homr. spoof or
> just good punch lines or phisical humor i find funny but the ali g
> kinda humor is just not funny
If you don't like Ali G kinda humour, then I dare say you shouldn't have bothered reading this post. Admittedly I wrote it half cut at 2.00 in the morning, but it wasn't THAT bad was it?
Oh yeah, I'll do some physical humour in my next post?!!!??? Anyways mate, it aint good for you to be so negative on a Saturday morning.
Vamp, cheers for the support! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
apart from you, i dont see anyone posting good things about this post yet
*tumbleweed blows past*
oh and this will never be funny, maybe when ali g dies but until then he will remain unfunny
*tumbleweed blows past*
oh and this will never be funny, maybe when ali g dies but until then he will remain unfunny
Vampiro wrote:
> quality - you, on the other hand, write crap.
yes i might but soon i shall post the greatest spoof ever
muhahahahaha
> quality - you, on the other hand, write crap.
yes i might but soon i shall post the greatest spoof ever
muhahahahaha
but still, this just isnt funny
ive laughed at just about every other post ever posted (exept the ones that arnt meant to be funny). and this just aint proper homr. spoof or just good punch lines or phisical humor i find funny but the ali g kinda humor is just not funny
aiiiii
ive laughed at just about every other post ever posted (exept the ones that arnt meant to be funny). and this just aint proper homr. spoof or just good punch lines or phisical humor i find funny but the ali g kinda humor is just not funny
aiiiii
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