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"What A Carry On (spoof)"

or to put it another way .... the trail and error of eses

Your Honour: Order Order
Er No: Yeah ok Ill have a dvd please
Your Honour: Silence in Court
Davyboy: Your Honour we are here to hear the case of the people Vrs eses in that he is accuse of being a half whit.
Your Honour: eses your are charge with being a half whit how do you plead.
Eses: I plead for mercy I plead for my life.
Your Honour: You little Pleader.
Your Honour writes down not guilty due to ....
Davyboy: Theese are the facts your honour that eses did not knowingly write nonsencicle topics with bad typing errors.
Davyboy: I like to call my first wittness Mr Hail
Usher: call Mr Hail .......
Mr Hail walks into to the wittness stand and takes the oaf
Davyboy: you are Mr Ginger Hail of Kyber yes ?
Mr Hail: Correct
Davyboy: Please tell the court in your own words of you night on the Sr site
Mr Hail: O.K. Well i was minding my own business on the net on the Sr site I was sending a few posts when i saw this compleat gibberish comeup onto my screen. Well I thought is was my screen at first then i saw that it was some new guy posting
Davyboy: Thankyou Mr Hail
Davyboy shows the printout from the gibberish That eses had writen to the jury.
eses on seeing the printout sudenly shout .....`Oh imfamy imfamy they all got it in for me`.
Davyboy lets out a tiny laugh and everyone joins in and roars with laughter.
Torquay United having doesed off sundenly wakes from his slumber `eh Have Torquay United Scored?`
Someone whispers no this is the eses trial.
Your Honour : Anymore outbursts and ill clear the courtroom.
Davyboy : But suuurly you cant be serious?.
Your Honour : I am and dont call me shirley.
Your Honour : So members of the Jury there you have it please leave for your deliberations.

Half an hour later the jury come back(from the pub)
Your Honour: who is the jury forman ?
Er No stands up `Its me Your Honour`
Your Honour: Have you reached a verdict?
Er No: er no yes we have your honour
Your Honour: Do you find the defendant guilty or not guilty as charged?
Er No: Guilty Your Honour.
Your Honour turns to eses you have been found guilty of being a half whit I therefore feel constrained to sentence you to two years membership with SR

The public galery GASP!!

THE END

aninem wrote:
> i dunno why, but did you get that joke from a naked gun film

No its from Airplane 2

i dunno why, but did you get that joke from a naked gun film

aninem wrote:
> davyboy wrote:
> Davyboy : But suuurly you cant be serious?.
> Your Honour : I am and dont call me shirley.
>
>
> ill never get over that joke, brilliant just sheer genius

Yeah me too ;0)

davyboy wrote:
> Davyboy : But suuurly you cant be serious?.
> Your Honour : I am and dont call me shirley.


ill never get over that joke, brilliant just sheer genius

............

Yeah, I thought it was pretty cool, you should follow it up with his execution, or Eses in jail or something.

The Iron Monkey wrote:
> heh heh heh, Hang him! His crimes against grammar and common sense
> should not go unpunished!

It was my first attempt at something like this and I think it went pretty well though i could have done more. ;0)

heh heh heh, Hang him! His crimes against grammar and common sense should not go unpunished!

or to put it another way .... the trail and error of eses

Your Honour: Order Order
Er No: Yeah ok Ill have a dvd please
Your Honour: Silence in Court
Davyboy: Your Honour we are here to hear the case of the people Vrs eses in that he is accuse of being a half whit.
Your Honour: eses your are charge with being a half whit how do you plead.
Eses: I plead for mercy I plead for my life.
Your Honour: You little Pleader.
Your Honour writes down not guilty due to ....
Davyboy: Theese are the facts your honour that eses did not knowingly write nonsencicle topics with bad typing errors.
Davyboy: I like to call my first wittness Mr Hail
Usher: call Mr Hail .......
Mr Hail walks into to the wittness stand and takes the oaf
Davyboy: you are Mr Ginger Hail of Kyber yes ?
Mr Hail: Correct
Davyboy: Please tell the court in your own words of you night on the Sr site
Mr Hail: O.K. Well i was minding my own business on the net on the Sr site I was sending a few posts when i saw this compleat gibberish comeup onto my screen. Well I thought is was my screen at first then i saw that it was some new guy posting
Davyboy: Thankyou Mr Hail
Davyboy shows the printout from the gibberish That eses had writen to the jury.
eses on seeing the printout sudenly shout .....`Oh imfamy imfamy they all got it in for me`.
Davyboy lets out a tiny laugh and everyone joins in and roars with laughter.
Torquay United having doesed off sundenly wakes from his slumber `eh Have Torquay United Scored?`
Someone whispers no this is the eses trial.
Your Honour : Anymore outbursts and ill clear the courtroom.
Davyboy : But suuurly you cant be serious?.
Your Honour : I am and dont call me shirley.
Your Honour : So members of the Jury there you have it please leave for your deliberations.

Half an hour later the jury come back(from the pub)
Your Honour: who is the jury forman ?
Er No stands up `Its me Your Honour`
Your Honour: Have you reached a verdict?
Er No: er no yes we have your honour
Your Honour: Do you find the defendant guilty or not guilty as charged?
Er No: Guilty Your Honour.
Your Honour turns to eses you have been found guilty of being a half whit I therefore feel constrained to sentence you to two years membership with SR

The public galery GASP!!

THE END