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"What A Carry On (spoof)"

or to put it another way .... the trail and error of eses

Your Honour: Order Order
Er No: Yeah ok Ill have a dvd please
Your Honour: Silence in Court
Davyboy: Your Honour we are here to hear the case of the people Vrs eses in that he is accuse of being a half whit.
Your Honour: eses your are charge with being a half whit how do you plead.
Eses: I plead for mercy I plead for my life.
Your Honour: You little Pleader.
Your Honour writes down not guilty due to ....
Davyboy: Theese are the facts your honour that eses did not knowingly write nonsencicle topics with bad typing errors.
Davyboy: I like to call my first wittness Mr Hail
Usher: call Mr Hail .......
Mr Hail walks into to the wittness stand and takes the oaf
Davyboy: you are Mr Ginger Hail of Kyber yes ?
Mr Hail: Correct
Davyboy: Please tell the court in your own words of you night on the Sr site
Mr Hail: O.K. Well i was minding my own business on the net on the Sr site I was sending a few posts when i saw this compleat gibberish comeup onto my screen. Well I thought is was my screen at first then i saw that it was some new guy posting
Davyboy: Thankyou Mr Hail
Davyboy shows the printout from the gibberish That eses had writen to the jury.
eses on seeing the printout sudenly shout .....`Oh imfamy imfamy they all got it in for me`.
Davyboy lets out a tiny laugh and everyone joins in and roars with laughter.
Torquay United having doesed off sundenly wakes from his slumber `eh Have Torquay United Scored?`
Someone whispers no this is the eses trial.
Your Honour : Anymore outbursts and ill clear the courtroom.
Davyboy : But suuurly you cant be serious?.
Your Honour : I am and dont call me shirley.
Your Honour : So members of the Jury there you have it please leave for your deliberations.

Half an hour later the jury come back(from the pub)
Your Honour: who is the jury forman ?
Er No stands up `Its me Your Honour`
Your Honour: Have you reached a verdict?
Er No: er no yes we have your honour
Your Honour: Do you find the defendant guilty or not guilty as charged?
Er No: Guilty Your Honour.
Your Honour turns to eses you have been found guilty of being a half whit I therefore feel constrained to sentence you to two years membership with SR

The public galery GASP!!

THE END

I make airvents and do the whole job cut make wrap box Jack of all trades master of none ;0) Well that aint strictly true im a master brat took me a long time to get that too lolol.

have i a nice day at work, oh and what do you do at work and what is your job

Is thinking about working on a new spoof ;0)

bye, i aint got to get redy for school until 8

yup not bad soon as ive only been posting sice last tuesday so my number cant fall until a few weeks so ill keep on rising up only 120 more posts to go tem im a reg

aninem wrote:
> did you see the lord of the rings spoof on channel 2 last year
> somtime
>
> it was called lord of the egg, by french and saunders, it was hillaris

Yes ;0) any I got to get ready for work bye.

Your 80 in the top 100 last 30 days aninem with 183posts 10,000 words thats not bad.
I see im up to 14 now something like 515 posts 23,000 words

did you see the lord of the rings spoof on channel 2 last year somtime

it was called lord of the egg, by french and saunders, it was hillaris

aninem wrote:
> thats the only airplane i havnt seen
>
> oh and in airplane 1 when there about to crash the woman says
> "please get into crash position" then they sctter all over
> the place like theyve alredy crashed, that cracked me up
>
> oh and ive dont 2000 words on GAD in sixty seconds but still need to
> do around 6000 more so it might be a while before i get it posted

Oh yes I like the Helen Ready spoof too that was funny when the woman clocks everyone with her guitar

thats the only airplane i havnt seen

oh and in airplane 1 when there about to crash the woman says "please get into crash position" then they sctter all over the place like theyve alredy crashed, that cracked me up

oh and ive dont 2000 words on GAD in sixty seconds but still need to do around 6000 more so it might be a while before i get it posted