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"I feel sick, because..."

I had chips with my dinner last night, from the local chippy.

Just found out that a friend of my cousin has sent their meal (from the same place) off to the Environmental Health, after finding a cockroach in it.

*Prepares to hurl chunks*

mothballed wrote:
> I found a dog dick in a chinese takeaway......I have now been
> vegetarian for 10 years!!!

LOL, was it supposed to be a battered sausage?!

Err.. out of morbid curiosity...

How in gods name did you know it was a dogs dick?

Theres just one thing I need to know wookie:

*Puts on Al Pachino voice*

"Do you eat-da cockroach man?"

I found a dog dick in a chinese takeaway......I have now been vegetarian for 10 years!!!

I once had a deep fried chickens brain in with my KFC chicken once. Needless to say, I haven't eaten there since.
It was definately a brain, and it put me right off my food.

I saw a giant black greasy lobster thing in our garden in florida once... to this day it still perplex's me as to what it actually was..

I saw one in Florida last year, crossing the pavement one evening. I swear, I could have hopped on and 'surfed' it along the street, it was that bloody big!

mmmm cockroaches....

I mean, yuck!

I stepped on one in America once, but that's the only one I've ever seen.

I had chips with my dinner last night, from the local chippy.

Just found out that a friend of my cousin has sent their meal (from the same place) off to the Environmental Health, after finding a cockroach in it.

*Prepares to hurl chunks*