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"I feel sick, because..."

I had chips with my dinner last night, from the local chippy.

Just found out that a friend of my cousin has sent their meal (from the same place) off to the Environmental Health, after finding a cockroach in it.

*Prepares to hurl chunks*

Great. Soon they'll hit the ocean and they will terrorize the beaches.

Let's hope they just stay in Wales.

(oo er)

I put a really big jamjar over them, and slid a big bit of card underneath and carried them very carefully to the bath. I turned the taps on and flushed them down the plughole.

That they are, sir, that they are

Hey, get down!

They've been squatting in my house and now one of them is hanging from the lights!

What did you do with yours?

Happened to you to?

They're a sneaky bunch, those Afghans.

That happened to you too, Your Honour? I thought I was the only one

Yeah, and I went to buy a banana from Sainsbury's, and it had a WHOLE Afgahn family living in it. They wanted to smuggle themselves into our country and then appeal for asylum.

My local Tesco's managed to sell someone a loaf of bread with a whole dead bird in it.

I found a live moth in my chocolate shreddies once

Craw wrote:
> I saw a giant black greasy lobster thing in our garden in florida
> once... to this day it still perplex's me as to what it actually was..


Your Girlfriend?

Humm...I'll just stick to my Tesco's Curry, thanks.