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"That was dumb," says Daddy rabbit, "Hasn't Mummy rabbit taught you how to deal with oncoming traffic yet?"
Baby rabbit looks down at his paws and says "No, Daddy rabbit."
"OK!" says Daddy rabbit, here comes another car, I'll show you how it's done and talk you through it."
Baby rabbit looks excited and waits patiently at the verge on the far side of the road whilst Daddy rabbit explains what he's doing.
"Y'see son, the car's coming towards me, you can see those bright lights crawling along the road surface, yes?"
"Yes Daddy rabbit," says Baby rabbit, watching the approaching lights.
"Well, son, here's the trick...all you gotta do is turn and face the lights so that you are right between them, get your head down, and the car will pass straight over you, no problem!"
With this, Daddy rabbit turns to position himself between the headlights, gets his head down, and the car passes straight over him, squashing him into the tarmac.
"Daddy rabbit! Daddy rabbit!" shouts Baby rabbit, "Are you OK?"
"I need an ambulance, son," moans Daddy rabbit. "And don't forget one last thing, watch out for those bloody Robin Reliants."
A. Don't ask her out again!
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Q. There where three women, a blonde, a brown haired and a red head and they all fell off the cliff, the brown haired and red head fell to the ground first and the blonde didn't for 2 days, whys that?
A. Because she had to stop and ask for directions!
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Q. There were three men in a field, a English man, a scotish man and a Welsh man. They saw a cow. The English man said, "Thats an English cow." then the Welsh man said "No, thats a Welsh cow." Then the Scottish man said "Ya both wrong, thats definatley a Scottish cow, look you can see the bagpipe hanging down from it!"
Q. What does Rod Hull and Emu have in common?
A. Neither of them can fly
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Q.Did you hear about Rod Hull's funeral?
A.The reception was awful!
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Q. What was Rod Hull's favorite musical?
A. Fiddler On The Roof
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Q. What does Rod Hull do his washing with?
A. Aerial and bounce
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Q. What's got four legs and goes "shhhhhhhhhh"?
A. Rod Hull's Telly.
"Whats the problem?" the mechanic replies
"Looks like you blew a seal" the penguin says
"No it's icecream.... really"
Has a skin,
Is red in parts,
And goes in tarts?
Rhubarb (sp).
hehe he he hee heee hehe
3 men walk into a bar and the bartender says "if all your diks make 20 inches u can have free beer for the rest of the night"
so they mesure them and the first mans is 10 inches, the second is 9 inch and the third mans is 1 inch so they get free beer.
later on that night they come out leathered and the first man ses, thank god my diks 10 inches, the second says hes glad his is 9 inches then the third replies, thank god i have a stiffi
please dont ban me for this message