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"Am I about to explode?"

I'm slightly concerned that any minute now I'm going to explode into a load of red damp chunks. You see, my stomach has been a-bubbling and a-rumbling for the last few weeks.

I've had dinner, so it's not as though I'm hungry, but I didn't eat too much, so I'm not full.

The weird thing is, the bubbling noises aren't coming from my stomach, they're coming from lower down, and slightly to the side. It feels strange as I can actually feel the bubbles moving around.

It doesn't hurt, I've just been farting a fair bit recently, and they've been real stinkers as well.

So, I pose it to you, Mr Reader: Am I about to explode?

SHEEPY wrote:
> 'Apparently' if you lots of bananas then you can explode... something
> to do with chemicals reacting hydrochloric acid in stomach.

so *that's* what happened to peter andre!

Your Honour wrote:
> It doesn't hurt, and my stomach isn't hard.
>
> I think it's just wind as I eat my food REAL fast. Might go to the
> chemists and see if they have any indigestion stuff they can recommend
> to me.
>
> Or I could just have worms. Nice.

Its trapped wind i have the same thing believe me ;0)

It doesn't hurt, and my stomach isn't hard.

I think it's just wind as I eat my food REAL fast. Might go to the chemists and see if they have any indigestion stuff they can recommend to me.

Or I could just have worms. Nice.

Your Honour wrote:
> I'm slightly concerned that any minute now I'm going to explode into a
> load of red damp chunks. You see, my stomach has been a-bubbling and
> a-rumbling for the last few weeks.
>
> I've had dinner, so it's not as though I'm hungry, but I didn't eat
> too much, so I'm not full.
>
> The weird thing is, the bubbling noises aren't coming from my stomach,
> they're coming from lower down, and slightly to the side. It feels
> strange as I can actually feel the bubbles moving around.
>
> It doesn't hurt, I've just been farting a fair bit recently, and
> they've been real stinkers as well.
>
> So, I pose it to you, Mr Reader: Am I about to explode?

I have the same problem but dont worry it is nothing serious you just got up wind of something ;0)

If you have appendicitus, your gut will feel hard in the affected area. Unless it's too well padded, of course ;)

A few weeks you said you've had this? Do make sure someone lets us know when the funeral is. Cheers.

I think I had grumbling appendicits... went away though

It hurt when I sat down and stood up

I'm no doctor, but lower to thestomach and to one side could be a couple of things.

Could it be a grumbling appendix? If so, that could well explode, killing you with it. If it hurts go to a doctor.

It could just as well be kidneys or something, sometimes you get a similar feeling to hunger, only to the side, if you haven't taken in enough liquids (beer doesn't count). Do you drink much water? If not, try drinking a couple of extra glasses a day, see if it takes the problem away.

Now I've probably just scared you, when I don't really have much of a clue, just guesswork from what I've heard and stuff.

'Apparently' if you lots of bananas then you can explode... something to do with chemicals reacting hydrochloric acid in stomach.

LOL what a predicament, i think you just have trapped wind, eat weetabix for breakfast.

Have you had explosive diariah lately?

If not then I dont know what it is......