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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake.
The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."
She says, "I know. I'm gonna get boobs too."
She stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake.
The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."
She says, "I know. I'm gonna get boobs too."
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Humm...not bad Wookiee, the best out of the lot in this topic me thinks.
swander87 wrote:
> sorry Wook, but yours was lame.
Well, if anyone would know lame...
:-)
> sorry Wook, but yours was lame.
Well, if anyone would know lame...
:-)
Badgerman wrote:
> "Can I have a bunny wabbit pwease?"
>
> (She has a lisp)
Well you wouldn't know from that sentence, as there's no 'S's. When you pronounce 'R's as 'W's, that's not a lisp.
I liked Jonman's joke though, haha...sorry Wook, but yours was lame.
> "Can I have a bunny wabbit pwease?"
>
> (She has a lisp)
Well you wouldn't know from that sentence, as there's no 'S's. When you pronounce 'R's as 'W's, that's not a lisp.
I liked Jonman's joke though, haha...sorry Wook, but yours was lame.
heh, nice and short.
A little girl goes into a petshop and asks the manager
"Can I have a bunny wabbit pwease?"
(She has a lisp)
So the manager goes down on one knee and asks her (With a fake lisp to sound cute)
"Do you want a nice furry brown wabbit, or a small showt-haired white wabbit?"
and the girl replied
"I don't think my python gives a fcuk"
:D
A little girl goes into a petshop and asks the manager
"Can I have a bunny wabbit pwease?"
(She has a lisp)
So the manager goes down on one knee and asks her (With a fake lisp to sound cute)
"Do you want a nice furry brown wabbit, or a small showt-haired white wabbit?"
and the girl replied
"I don't think my python gives a fcuk"
:D
Heh. Bit risque for SR. But in the same vein....
Why has David Beckham got a shaved head?
'Cos someone told Victoria if she shaved her tw*t, it would make sex better.
Why has David Beckham got a shaved head?
'Cos someone told Victoria if she shaved her tw*t, it would make sex better.
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake.
The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."
She says, "I know. I'm gonna get boobs too."
She stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake.
The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."
She says, "I know. I'm gonna get boobs too."
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