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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.

She stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake.

The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."

She says, "I know. I'm gonna get boobs too."

Nice one Wookiee.

Nice one Jonman.

Nice one Badgerman.

:D

That was quite good.

Badgerman wrote:
> I say it how i was told it.

Well then, 'you was told it' wrong.

> You synical son of a dog.

Cynical, you mean? And no, that's not the right word to use.

> who really cares, unnecessary comments from a fool.
> Bagger off.

Whoa, hypocricy within a sentence!

Plus, NinjaYodas are no match for...PEOPLE WITH PURPLE NAMES!

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> You haven't seen Ant's NinjYoda, have you? It's quite devastating.

Argh! I'm scared. I'm going home. But I'll be back tomorrow with my big brother....

An man decides to Swim the English Channel, and makes a start, makes it as far as about 1 mile away from France, decides he can't make it and turns back???

I heard it last week and thought that it was quite a funny one, anyone else?

swander87 wrote:
> Badgerman wrote:
> "Can I have a bunny wabbit pwease?"
>
> (She has a lisp)
>
> Well you wouldn't know from that sentence, as there's no 'S's. When
> you pronounce 'R's as 'W's, that's not a lisp.


I say it how i was told it.

You synical son of a dog.

who really cares, unnecessary comments from a fool.

Bagger off.

You haven't seen Ant's NinjYoda, have you? It's quite devastating.

You're no match for my 'Dragon Stance'.....

Notables against Regulars.

Heh... easy win for us, Ant!

So it's looking like me and swander against Ant and Wookie in the playground after school.

I'm gonna beat youse upside ya heedz with me Transformers lunchbox!