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"ANT HITS THE ONE MILLION WORDCOUNT"

Jesus Christ...

er-no wrote:
> HiHo Tonty.

Hi-ho er-no

FantasyMeister wrote:
> Did you get to keep the piccy as a souvenir of your day in court?

I had some days in court, but for others, not for me driving. I have a clean licence, believe it or not.

HiHo Tonty.

Tony wrote:
> A speed camera is something which is used throughout Essex
> to reduce the number of motorists by banning them (assuming multiple
> offences) for doing 42 MPH in the dead of night on a long straight
> road, wide enough for a Jubilee parade and devoid of all other traffic
> and pedestrians.

Did you get to keep the piccy as a souvenir of your day in court?

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> I bet you spend all night driving past the cameras in your many cars,
> Tony

Actually I was planning to rent cars that look like the one's owned by the people that work in the Camera Enforcement Office in Billericay, then put their number plates on and drive them throught the cameras.

The other day I went past a fixed camera in Chelmford and 50 yards up the road was a van with a mobile camera hidden behind it, to catch the people who speed away from the fixed camera. Ba**ar* nearly got me.

I bet you spend all night driving past the cameras in your many cars, Tony

FantasyMeister wrote:
> Tony wrote:
> I saw a BMW 8 series in Billericay the other day with the number
> plate
> ANT 1, or 1 ANT, or something like that.
>
> Made me think of the little guy.
>
> I think of Ant whenever I see the word Billericay too. Maybe they
> make sugar there or something.


Billericay's claim to fame is being the centre of the speed camera universe. A speed camera is something which is used throughout Essex to reduce the number of motorists by banning them (assuming multiple offences) for doing 42 MPH in the dead of night on a long straight road, wide enough for a Jubilee parade and devoid of all other traffic and pedestrians.

These devices are only aimed at white, middle class areas where people can afford the fines. Minority areas don't have them.

I wonder why we put up with this in Essex. Maybe we should all hoot every time we pass a speed camera.

Ant - why not send a picture to Ali for a special mention in the club magazine?

Tony wrote:
> I saw a BMW 8 series in Billericay the other day with the number plate
> ANT 1, or 1 ANT, or something like that.
>
> Made me think of the little guy.

I think of Ant whenever I see the word Billericay too. Maybe they make sugar there or something.

I saw a BMW 8 series in Billericay the other day with the number plate ANT 1, or 1 ANT, or something like that.

Made me think of the little guy.