The "Xbox Games" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
It is the night of the purchase, all is dark and gloomy, my PS2 is packed up with its 8 games and peripherals and loaded into the car, I take one last look at the box and games before telling my dad to drive, just drive towards the sun set! I knew the decision that I was making was for the best, I had some good times with the PS2 but the end is the end and the future was waiting with open arms, the future of gaming was there for the taking on a plate and I was one very hungry lad, hungry for the best! I took the console home and opened the box, a beaming light shone down on me and all the days of waiting were paying off, I beheld the greatest console on earth in my hands and I knew that I would never look back. The console spoke to me in a very godly voice, " You have made the right choice son, just think of all the great games you can play on me, just set me up and I will play what only your dreams were previously made of, welcome child, welcome to the 22nd century of gaming! " As you could imagine, I was speechless. I knew the console was good but it can TALK!
The next day I woke up, the time was 7:10 am and I prepared for another gruelling day at school, the 7 hours 20 minutes that I would have to wait would be the slowest hours of my life. With no games to play on my Xbox there was no use in faking an illness, time off was not the option it was something to be saved for the future. By going to school I could pick up Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee and Max Payne which I could then play on once I was released on bail at 3:30pm! Life as I knew it would be different from now on, better in every sense and I just couldn't wait to start my breath taking journey through the world of Microsoft, things could only get better. The bell went for the end of school, I ran out and down to the bus sop trying to keep hold of my anxiety, but I could not hold it in any longer, I leapt into the air with joy I would now have 2 and a half days of pure gaming bliss and I wanted to start there and then! I kicked down the house door and ran up the stairs knocking my dad off the ladders and my mom off the vac! I brushed the debris of the neighbour’s walls off my hands and picked up the gaming pad, turned the console on and inserted my rented copy of Max Payne! After this I was not seen for 2 days, I sat in my bedroom leaping around the next corner and helping Mudokons escape, life had changed and I couldn't believe the true power that the Xbox held.
Whilst taking a well deserved break I visited the Xbox website to submit my form to claim my promised games and extra controller. My hand shook as I highlighted Halo and RalliSport Challenge on the application form; I entered yyyyyyyyeeeeeeesssssss pppppllleeeaasssee whilst wiping the drool which was dripping all over my hands and keyboard. I sent the application form off and got back to playing on my borrowed possessions! After completing both of the games in 5 days I was hungry for more, my games would not arrive from Microsoft for a long time coming and I knew that the money box had just recently been raided and this is where Special Reserve came in very handy indeed. I submitted review after review just hoping that my name would come up on the list for GAD, my wish came true and on the 6th May 2002 I had won myself a brand new copy of Max Payne, a game which I longed to own, my dreams were all coming true, life couldn't get any better, life was amazing!
For the rest of my family the Xbox was a 'no go area', I dusted, cleaned, wiped and decontaminated my console so that nothing would or could harm it in anyway! If someone had asked me what life outside the bedroom was like I would not be able to find an answer to the question, I was transfixed for 2 whole weeks only leaving the house to go to school and even then it was hard to hang onto the door hinges as my mom and dad tried to pull me out to the car. The Xbox had taken me under its wing and was beginning to look after me, the part of my brain which craved food and water had just lost the election for control, the new government of my head was making changes and altering my priorities. The pleasure sensors of my brain were over taking my will to live; every time I pressed another button on the controller the sensors were activated. My body was over taken by a very powerful government which promised to give me the best and so far they have definitely delivered!
To this date my Xbox sits proud under my 26" TV, it is cleaned on a regular basis and cared for almost every minute of the day. Ever since purchasing the Xbox my life has changed dramatically, everything other than looking and playing with the console seems boring, nothing can match the true feeling that it delivers. Do not deny yourself this feeling of greatness, improve your life and the way you live it. Vote for Xbox... oops, I mean buy a Microsoft Xbox today and start to live a better life! Things will never be the same AGAIN!
The next day I woke up, the time was 7:10 am and I prepared for another gruelling day at school, the 7 hours 20 minutes that I would have to wait would be the slowest hours of my life. With no games to play on my Xbox there was no use in faking an illness, time off was not the option it was something to be saved for the future. By going to school I could pick up Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee and Max Payne which I could then play on once I was released on bail at 3:30pm! Life as I knew it would be different from now on, better in every sense and I just couldn't wait to start my breath taking journey through the world of Microsoft, things could only get better. The bell went for the end of school, I ran out and down to the bus sop trying to keep hold of my anxiety, but I could not hold it in any longer, I leapt into the air with joy I would now have 2 and a half days of pure gaming bliss and I wanted to start there and then! I kicked down the house door and ran up the stairs knocking my dad off the ladders and my mom off the vac! I brushed the debris of the neighbour’s walls off my hands and picked up the gaming pad, turned the console on and inserted my rented copy of Max Payne! After this I was not seen for 2 days, I sat in my bedroom leaping around the next corner and helping Mudokons escape, life had changed and I couldn't believe the true power that the Xbox held.
Whilst taking a well deserved break I visited the Xbox website to submit my form to claim my promised games and extra controller. My hand shook as I highlighted Halo and RalliSport Challenge on the application form; I entered yyyyyyyyeeeeeeesssssss pppppllleeeaasssee whilst wiping the drool which was dripping all over my hands and keyboard. I sent the application form off and got back to playing on my borrowed possessions! After completing both of the games in 5 days I was hungry for more, my games would not arrive from Microsoft for a long time coming and I knew that the money box had just recently been raided and this is where Special Reserve came in very handy indeed. I submitted review after review just hoping that my name would come up on the list for GAD, my wish came true and on the 6th May 2002 I had won myself a brand new copy of Max Payne, a game which I longed to own, my dreams were all coming true, life couldn't get any better, life was amazing!
For the rest of my family the Xbox was a 'no go area', I dusted, cleaned, wiped and decontaminated my console so that nothing would or could harm it in anyway! If someone had asked me what life outside the bedroom was like I would not be able to find an answer to the question, I was transfixed for 2 whole weeks only leaving the house to go to school and even then it was hard to hang onto the door hinges as my mom and dad tried to pull me out to the car. The Xbox had taken me under its wing and was beginning to look after me, the part of my brain which craved food and water had just lost the election for control, the new government of my head was making changes and altering my priorities. The pleasure sensors of my brain were over taking my will to live; every time I pressed another button on the controller the sensors were activated. My body was over taken by a very powerful government which promised to give me the best and so far they have definitely delivered!
To this date my Xbox sits proud under my 26" TV, it is cleaned on a regular basis and cared for almost every minute of the day. Ever since purchasing the Xbox my life has changed dramatically, everything other than looking and playing with the console seems boring, nothing can match the true feeling that it delivers. Do not deny yourself this feeling of greatness, improve your life and the way you live it. Vote for Xbox... oops, I mean buy a Microsoft Xbox today and start to live a better life! Things will never be the same AGAIN!
Page:
::yawn:: If we wanna hear an A-hole we'll fart.
lol the only reason i sent in the post was because i wanted to see the reaction and its just what i expected yeah right i'm a prat maybe you wanna look in the mirror after all your the ones getting all stressed over a bit of writing on a site by a person you don't know.
u can type what ever you want about me or this reply the extra swear words are just wasting your time but its up to you.
p.s one last thing i'm a f.p.s fan and i'm glad to say the best one i've played so far is Medal-Of-Honour frontline its got great graphics great sound effects great A.I and well its very realistic and one last thing it isn't coming out for the xbox and it repeatidly kicks halo's butt
u can type what ever you want about me or this reply the extra swear words are just wasting your time but its up to you.
p.s one last thing i'm a f.p.s fan and i'm glad to say the best one i've played so far is Medal-Of-Honour frontline its got great graphics great sound effects great A.I and well its very realistic and one last thing it isn't coming out for the xbox and it repeatidly kicks halo's butt
Nice......biased...GAD win but hell you won so welldone. Oh and I think TOMUK summed up the consoles pretty well, thought I wouldn't say the Cube controller has too few buttons but hell i'm no gonna argue about that. But here's what I would call a non-biased sum up of the Cube.
The best console in the world ever times 1 million.....okay maybe not i'll start again
Small discs hard to pirate but easy to loose
Good control pad, comfortable though people with sausage fingers may have trouble with the D Pad
not the biggest selection of games
Has a lot of 3rd party support unlike the N64
Good price but has no extra gizmo's like DVD etc
Modem to come once Nintendo get their fingers out
2nd best graphics
That's about me done so ummm there you go...
The best console in the world ever times 1 million.....okay maybe not i'll start again
Small discs hard to pirate but easy to loose
Good control pad, comfortable though people with sausage fingers may have trouble with the D Pad
not the biggest selection of games
Has a lot of 3rd party support unlike the N64
Good price but has no extra gizmo's like DVD etc
Modem to come once Nintendo get their fingers out
2nd best graphics
That's about me done so ummm there you go...
Silent85 wrote:
> prat
>
>
> there beat that its one word
t!t (turn the middle letter into an i)
There you go - beaten with a 3 letter word.
;-)
God I hate fanboys, they're so annoyingly clueless.
> prat
>
>
> there beat that its one word
t!t (turn the middle letter into an i)
There you go - beaten with a 3 letter word.
;-)
God I hate fanboys, they're so annoyingly clueless.
garbe123 wrote:
>" PRAT OF THE WEEK " wouldn't have this
> guy on their program, who would watch it anyway?
Unfortunatly mate, we have no choice BUT to watch it and put up with it every week. We can't stop the multitudes of brainless mongs coming in here any more than we can stop illegal immigrants coming into the country.
>" PRAT OF THE WEEK " wouldn't have this
> guy on their program, who would watch it anyway?
Unfortunatly mate, we have no choice BUT to watch it and put up with it every week. We can't stop the multitudes of brainless mongs coming in here any more than we can stop illegal immigrants coming into the country.
Well you could take the first 2 letters and change them with the letters T + W, does that beat you?
He wrecked my post the idiot! I'll note this name and let him ever ask me anything and he will get the short shrift of the back of my hand! As me mate Gazza would say " you're a muppet "! Before you guys posted I was going to ignore him but what the heck, well done Savatt and Tom I couldn't agree more with what you put. I am not going to list all the games becuase he isn't worth it and all the non-idiots in here know what great games are coming out on the console!
If anyone can find Cyclone and his gang this is the reason why I posted and I quote " biased naff " as I agree that it was unfair but I was pushed to my limit! I have learnt my leason now however and I will play the role that Tom just did and cross-section the idiots posts in future! Anyway I back you both 100% in your comments and I think " PRAT OF THE WEEK " wouldn't have this guy on their program, who would watch it anyway?
If anyone can find Cyclone and his gang this is the reason why I posted and I quote " biased naff " as I agree that it was unfair but I was pushed to my limit! I have learnt my leason now however and I will play the role that Tom just did and cross-section the idiots posts in future! Anyway I back you both 100% in your comments and I think " PRAT OF THE WEEK " wouldn't have this guy on their program, who would watch it anyway?
Page: