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"Damn lying women"

So I'm downstairs doing stuff, and Rosie says "I'm going to try this dress on"
"Ooh can I come?" says girl next to her
"Yeah"
"Can I?" asks I
"Yeah"
"Woo-Hoo!"

So I follow her out of the room, towards the toilet.
"Where are you going?" she asks
"With you" I reply
"I was joking" she laughs
"But you said I could" protest I
"But I was joking"
"But you promised"
"No, I was joking"
"But you asked me."
"Look, I'm going to be naked in there"
"I know"
"Go away"
"Can I at least peer through the window from outside?"
"No"
"...you lying cow. You tricked me"

So now I sit upstairs not looking at nekkid chick.
I don't know what the big deal is, she promised.

well you started it!

Ah, you're spoken for.
Stop stalking me then and please, let us never speak of your "leanings" towards girl-on-girl situations.

But, regardless of your partner's size, I promise that he wouldn't mind if you turned up with another lady and demanded he watch you two in the bath.

Goatboy wrote:
> The voices tell me we must meet immediately and exchange webcam
> addresses.
>
> MOS?


Member of Opposite Sex

And I'll tell him you said that and he will come and beat you up. He is really big! (actually he is little and wimpy, but don't tell him I told you that)

The voices tell me we must meet immediately and exchange webcam addresses.

MOS?

I'm getting really fed up all these VERY unfounded accusations I am happly co-habiting with a MOS........and I was only winking at her and it got all out of hand and *clamps hand over mouth* ... whoops....

:P

Just sneak in when she's nekkid and say that you didnt know she was there.....

Sue her for Undue Mental Trauma In The Workplace (or some bollards like that).

She promised, and she lied. That affected you so badly you had to go home and spend the rest of the afternoon looking at porn on the net and playing games.

It just doesn't hold the same draw for me as it appears to for you.

Is there something you wish to share with the group? I don't mind

>:)

But they,ve got topless yoga in the sun.....feel the pull

But she said I could.
And I don't want to see just any nekkid women.
It was just an opportunity that arose whilst at work.

She lied to me.