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"Damn lying women"

So I'm downstairs doing stuff, and Rosie says "I'm going to try this dress on"
"Ooh can I come?" says girl next to her
"Yeah"
"Can I?" asks I
"Yeah"
"Woo-Hoo!"

So I follow her out of the room, towards the toilet.
"Where are you going?" she asks
"With you" I reply
"I was joking" she laughs
"But you said I could" protest I
"But I was joking"
"But you promised"
"No, I was joking"
"But you asked me."
"Look, I'm going to be naked in there"
"I know"
"Go away"
"Can I at least peer through the window from outside?"
"No"
"...you lying cow. You tricked me"

So now I sit upstairs not looking at nekkid chick.
I don't know what the big deal is, she promised.

Where the hell is...
"I've got a headache"

Rainier Wolfcastle wrote:
> I can't understand why you'd have a reason to hold a grudge against
> members of the opposite sex!

I'd introduce you to my ex-wife, but that might be too harsh ;-)

FantasyMeister
"Trouser Snake"

I can't understand why you'd have a reason to hold a grudge against members of the opposite sex!

;-D

Spot on FM.

:D

THE ALL TIME TOP TEN LIES TOLD BY WOMEN:

10. "I'm washing my hair tonight"
9. "I think my mother likes you"
8. "Let's stay friends"
7. "I love you"
6. "It's for a new washing machine"
5. "I am not angry"
4. "I'm working late"
3. "I'm 27"
2. "I love you"
1. "Your car is fine"

Phi11ip wrote:
> Come to sunny Upminster! Lovely blue skies with the odd cloud!
> If it does rain, you can always pop into the ever busy SR shop!

Shouldn't have said that now, rather large cloud coming over from Kent direction. Stupid Kent people, I don't want your bloody rain cloud!

Heh

Come to sunny Upminster! Lovely blue skies with the odd cloud!
If it does rain, you can always pop into the ever busy SR shop!

*shakes head*

Fantastic tagline though. :0D

This is true.
I apologise for my crass observation and idiotic belief that I was right.

It's raining.
And there's not a dry seat in the house.

G'night folks