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"Damn lying women"

So I'm downstairs doing stuff, and Rosie says "I'm going to try this dress on"
"Ooh can I come?" says girl next to her
"Yeah"
"Can I?" asks I
"Yeah"
"Woo-Hoo!"

So I follow her out of the room, towards the toilet.
"Where are you going?" she asks
"With you" I reply
"I was joking" she laughs
"But you said I could" protest I
"But I was joking"
"But you promised"
"No, I was joking"
"But you asked me."
"Look, I'm going to be naked in there"
"I know"
"Go away"
"Can I at least peer through the window from outside?"
"No"
"...you lying cow. You tricked me"

So now I sit upstairs not looking at nekkid chick.
I don't know what the big deal is, she promised.

So I'm downstairs doing stuff, and Rosie says "I'm going to try this dress on"
"Ooh can I come?" says girl next to her
"Yeah"
"Can I?" asks I
"Yeah"
"Woo-Hoo!"

So I follow her out of the room, towards the toilet.
"Where are you going?" she asks
"With you" I reply
"I was joking" she laughs
"But you said I could" protest I
"But I was joking"
"But you promised"
"No, I was joking"
"But you asked me."
"Look, I'm going to be naked in there"
"I know"
"Go away"
"Can I at least peer through the window from outside?"
"No"
"...you lying cow. You tricked me"

So now I sit upstairs not looking at nekkid chick.
I don't know what the big deal is, she promised.

Goatboy wrote:
> So I'm downstairs doing stuff

And she can try a dress on while you're doing that?

Are trying to provoke outrage from women everywhere?
In that case I wont give you the satisfaction :P

BTW you can just go buy the tabloids if you want to look at naked ladys

I don't get it though.....I don't want to look at naked men!

She wishes.
She lied to me, she said I could go and watch.
I've already seen her baps so I dont know what the big deal is.
Ok, so I saw them by forcing my way into the room but still...

But she said I could.
And I don't want to see just any nekkid women.
It was just an opportunity that arose whilst at work.

She lied to me.

But they,ve got topless yoga in the sun.....feel the pull

It just doesn't hold the same draw for me as it appears to for you.

Is there something you wish to share with the group? I don't mind

>:)

Sue her for Undue Mental Trauma In The Workplace (or some bollards like that).

She promised, and she lied. That affected you so badly you had to go home and spend the rest of the afternoon looking at porn on the net and playing games.

Just sneak in when she's nekkid and say that you didnt know she was there.....

I'm getting really fed up all these VERY unfounded accusations I am happly co-habiting with a MOS........and I was only winking at her and it got all out of hand and *clamps hand over mouth* ... whoops....

:P