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In my time I've built around a dozen PCs from scratch, and upgraded and repaired many more - so I like to think I know quite a lot about hardware (and the delightful world of IRQs), but I've dropped the ball in embarrassing style several times along the way.
Private humiliation no. 1: build a PC; turn it on; get 'bizaare' POST messages re keyboard error...spend two hours pushing power switch and ranting about a fried motherboard (ahem)...realise that 'keyboard error' may have some significance...swap keyboard with a better keyboard...get the same error message...do further ranting...have brain wave...swap mouse and keyboard around...PC works...assume foetal position and sob with happiness.
Private humiliation no. 2: install a Geforce 3 card; push power button; nothing happens...shout and swear about stupid, supposedly AMD-approved PSU...look accusingly at various fuses...hit front fascia in despair - and hear a delightful click...push power button; power goes on; everything works...assume foetal position and sob with happiness.
So that's my story. Nothing wrong with getting stuff wrong that you know nothing about, of course. But when you take a certain pride in your knowledge...well, it's soul-destroying. Fess up, people.
I'd carefully backed up everything I wanted to save, only to format the partition I'd put it all onto with the click of a mouse button.
'What happened to it?'
'Nothing: it just sort of broke'
'What are these burn marks?'
'I think it was the ping.'
'The ping?'
'Yeah it has totally fragmented.'
'Oh.'
'Yeah, so since it was faulty can I have a new one?'
'Sure, I guess.'
It's true about Argos though.
> Er, think that's it, most of my other mistakes have been made up so I can pursuade my dad I need to upgrade!! :)
Sounds familiar! ;~)
I used to genuinely break joysticks all the time when I had an Atari ST. While playing Kick Off 2 or Sensible Soccer I used to get a wee bit overexcited and yank the entire system onto the floor. Never damaged the system itself, though.
Luckily Argos had a stupid returns policy where you could horribly abuse a joystick for a few months, then take it back and get a new one.
Well.. I've managed three fairly spectacular mistakes, only one of which was really my fault..
Blowing up my dad's motherboard by plugging the AT power cables from the PSU in the wrong way round.
Watching mum blow up abyss' power supply with a pair of scissors on the motherboard. I hate watching arcs between jumpers..
Finally, Rob's DDR RAM. Somehow taking it out and plugging it back in again broke it. I maintain that I'm entirely innocent. Honest.
Not bad, really.. You learn from your mistakes. Pity that with hardware they're expensive. Guess that's why I'm a software guy. On the other hand, I was the first between Phil, Ruari and I to both build his own box and overclock it.. :D